[** Easy **] computer culture that programmers drink and drink!

Everyone drinks beer. Now you are seated.

You poured yourself a cup of cola, which is called low configuration.
You poured yourself a beer, which is a standard configuration.

You poured yourself a cup of tea. The color of the tea is the same as that of beer. This is called a Trojan horse.
You poured yourself a cup of cola and a few drops of vinegar, not only in the same color as beer, but also without hot bubbles. This is called a super Trojan.

Your colleague poured you a cup of liquor, which is recommended configuration.

The banquet starts when people arrive.

First, you have a sip. This is called unit test.
You told the people next to you that we were casual. This is called a cross-test.
But he said no, this cup is about to work. This is called stress testing.
So you said, let's get together. This is called internal testing.
At this time, the boss raised a cup to the audience, which is called the integration test.

You won't be polite to them after three times.
You salute the opposite person. This is called P2P.
You give a toast to the opposite person, and he returns to you, And you respect him again ......, This is TCP.
You give a toast to a table. This is called a ring.
You said that this cup was made as long as it was a brother. This is called broadcast.

But your female boss is unhappy: only brothers, three drinks are free. This is Bob !!!.
However, your female subordinates are unhappy: I have a sip, and you have a drink. This is called malicious attack.

One person came over to give a toast to this table. If you say no, you must pass through my firewall first. This is called a firewall.
Your younger siblings come to honor your wine. This is called "one-to-many.
You are a boss. Everyone is here to honor you. This is called a server.

The wine is the same, but the drinking method is different.
You have a drink, and boss has a sip. This is called C #.
You have a drink, and MM has a sip. This is called VB.
You have a cup, and your eldest brother has half a cup. This is called c ++.
You have half a cup, and your younger brother has a cup. This is called assembly.
You have a cup, and your partner has a cup. This is called c.

The wine is the same, but the people who drink alcohol are different.
The blushing you get, the resource is released.
The more white your face is, the more resource exclusive you are.
You are already drunk, but I still can drink it, it is called virtual memory.
You can drink it clearly, but it is called Resource Reservation.
You need to go to the bathroom after drinking for a while. This is called cache.

After three rounds of wine, you should also perform the activity.
You walk at a table. This is called a round tour.
You suddenly saw the beautiful mm at a table and walked over. This was called an activation event.
You are not going to go when you sit down. This is an endless loop.
Your boss invited you to the summit and you had to go over. This is called priority.
If you toast a table, they say no, we all drink white, so you also drink white, this is called localization.

You toast the boss, but the boss is surrounded, you can only stand in the outer ring, this is called the queue.
You have finally reached the inner ring, and proceed with caution. This is called access to the critical section.
You patted boss on the shoulder and said, "Let's have a drink. This is called crossing the border.

You don't know how many times you have been drinking it. You can only say two words. It's called udp.
But some people ran over with a wine bottle and said they didn't drink with you just now. This is packet loss.

The last result of drinking is the same.
You suddenly ran to the toilet, which is called an exception capture error.
When you vomit in the toilet, you think the status is good. This is called releasing the memory.
You spoke on the table and felt ashamed. This is a real-time error.
You spoke up in front of the boss and felt scared. This is a catastrophic mistake.
You spit on the boss, and you can only just faint, this is called shutdown.

If you are looking for a boss to drink, the boss says that I can't drink any more. This means that the maximum number of connections is exceeded.
You continue to persuade boss to drink, which is refreshing.
The boss said that he could not drink it, but he refused to drink it.
Then Boss said: let's change the topic. This is called page redirection.
Boss Asks you: what is your name, young man? This is called logon verification.
Boss said: You wait. I will go to WC. The result is left, right, and so on. The connection times out.
If you are looking for a boss everywhere, the result is not found. This page cannot be displayed.

One person took the beer to your department's desk and said to your manager, "I want to have a cup of beer for your department. Then a beer drinker from your department and him made the cup.
Another person came to you with liquor and said to your manager, "I also want to have a cup of wine for your department. Then a liquor drinker from your department made this cup with him.
This is called polymorphism.

One person took two glasses of wine to your department's table and put one of them in front of the manager. He said, "I respect your department." Whoever drinks me doesn't care, just drink this cup.
This is called encapsulation.

One person took the wine to your department's desk and said to your manager, "I want to give you a drink. Then the manager named XXX and helped me have this cup. If you drink it, it would be me.
This is called inheritance.

You drink with an empty cup. This is called a virtual function.

When someone else toast you, you get a small cup to prepare for drinking, he said: "No, we want a big cup." This is a change in demand.

You toast a big cup, and he said, "Let's change the small cup." This is called a simplified version.