A computer is dumb than me.

I am a person in a work room, the door is always strictly closed, the computer desk is still surrounded by U-shaped bezel, I am not afraid of people to see, I write code afraid of people to see. When someone came to me by accident, people could not see the door and thought I was not there. When I was about to leave, I raised a phantom like me.

I am called a computer software engineer. I do not like this name. I like "home", such as "writers", "reporters", people ", and poets. I like" members ", for example, "Civil Servant ". I don't like "people", such as "social Idleness ".

My work must be highly concentrated. I always wear two big headphones at work, mostly to block the sound of the outside world, sometimes tired and listen to MP3. When I got tired, I went online to get a go game and registered a new name after two or three games. I won't win, but I may already have hundreds of registered names. So I am sure there are only a few people in the go room online, each with one hundred names.

I do not read professional books. I will not read books when I introduce them. I search online for information, and the online materials are better than books. If you have any questions, I will post them online. "Which old man can answer my questions? Thank you ." A minute is slow, but three or two days are slow. N bosses will answer me. The elders are the most lovely people. They do not ask for tuition or human feelings to teach knowledge.

I face my computer all day long, and my computer is getting better and better. I don't think it is different from ours. It talks to me, it helps me earn money to raise a family, and it makes me happy and angry with me. If I don't treat it well, it will be garbled, and then it will crash.

There are many languages in the world, including Chinese, English, and Russian. I speak C language with my computer.

I don't need to deal with people in my work. If someone else sends me a mail via a network cable, my compiled software is also sent over the network cable. I often only say one sentence throughout the working day, I went to the dining room for dinner at noon and said to the waiter, "give me more."

The crocodile gave birth to ten eggs. When it went out, it counted the eggs. If you steal the seven eggs, the crocodile will count them one by one after another. It will be very happy and the eggs will not be lost. If you are greedy to steal eight eggs, the crocodile will return to count, one, two, no three, it will be very sad, the eggs are lost. The crocodile is much more intelligent than the computer. The computer only counts 1 and 0, and does not even know 2. I can count to 9, but I am not doing anything. Fortunately, at least one computer is dumb.