A female programmer's boyfriend Demand Manual (Turn)

Objective

It is often said that the programmer's life is dull and rigid, in fact, this is you do not understand the programmer, outside the code, these highly intelligent people humorous and interesting, the forum is often the place where they show their talent (sad, because to show them the talent outside the coder place and time is too little), I read the Forum on a wonderful post and reply, Sorted out for everyone to enjoy.

Body

Objective: to levy a boyfriend

Overview: Required height of more than 1.76 (because of my height 1.70), proficient in C + + programming (at least higher than my level), 24 years old because I >23 && i <24 years old), strong body (this will have a sense of security), Working in Beijing (because I do not intend to go elsewhere), the main reason for this levy: I can not stand the enthusiasm of mother, secondary reasons: to find a fellow and people.

I introduce: in Beijing in the computer industry for two years, although the level is not high, but is interested in becoming an expert, insist that only from the coder to do will really become a master, Worship C + + master, spare time like music and football.

USECASE1:

Basic path:

1: You are a sincere person, not a play

2: Leave me your basic condition and basic contact method.

3: I think it is appropriate to contact you

4: Try to be friends

5: Become the Lover

6: Marriage

Exception path:

1: The 3rd step I think is not suitable

2: Will not contact you, I am very sorry, I hope you will have a better fate.

The following is a netizen reply:

Reply 1:
　
When the project is completed, it is strongly required to advertise development documents, test documents, and maintain documents.

Reply 2:

Not suitable for you directly to the people goto: will not contact you, very sorry, I hope you will have a better fate.

Reply 3:

The process of seeking a boyfriend must follow the CMM5 norms to implement, for this project to become a CMM5 model project!

Now set up CMM review team, willing to participate in the registration ...

Reply 4:

Your document cannot pass the ISO2002-SW-CMM1, the project cannot pass, ask the technical director.

Reply 5:

The CMM team decided not to pass the demand, and could not analyze the information provided by the demand side (such as: demand-side conditions, photos, etc.), so the review failed.

Reply 6:

It is strongly required to publish development documents, test documents and maintain documents, and if possible to expose source code.

Reply 7:

This program is compiled with Microsoft Visual C + +. NET 55601-652-0000007-18074
Version 1.0 shared Software (C) All rights reserved 2003

BOOL Ifyourwanttofindsomeone () {
do{
If (Has_photos ()) {//have photos
if (height ==my. Boyfriend, height 180CM && face ==my, boyfriend. Appearance && otherconditions ()) {
return TRUE;
}
else{
return FALSE;
}
}
else{
if (That_man_is_good_man ()) {//a good person or a bad person is hard to say
return TRUE;
}
else{
Your_meet_a_bad_man ()//The bad guys are too much, just look around.
return FALSE;
}
}
}
while (_404_no_found_boy_friend () && My. Energy--&& my. Confidence--)
}

Reply 8:

This demand is too simple, you do not seriously do the requirements analysis, estimating your requirements in your "design phase" will be changed.

Reply 9:

to 7:

Program error: At line FindFriend.cpp:my. Energy No initlizeted

Program error: At line FindFriend.cpp:my. Confidence to Initlizeted
Oh, maybe it's a warning.
It's dangerous, but it's not going to be a system crash.

Reply 10:

The process is too simple, abnormal branch consideration is not strict, in addition to demand analysis, the purpose of the project and risk estimation of projects is not enough. cannot be counted as a qualified requirement statement.