After a program error occurs, the programmer gives the tester 20 high-frequency replies

Editor's note: there is no need to say more about the relationship between programmers and Software testers. These classic replies are shared by foreign programmers and are "universal ".

20. "That's weird... "It's strange ......
19. "It's never done that before." Never Been like this before.
18. "It worked yesterday." Yesterday was good.
17. "How is that possible? "How is that possible? (Why is there a problem ?)
16. "It must be a hardware problem." This must be a hardware problem.

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? "What did you enter before it crashed?
14. "There is something funky in your data." Your data is faulty.
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks! "I haven't moved that program for weeks!
12. "You must have the wrong version." You must be using the wrong version.
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." It's just a coincidence.

10. "I can't test everything! "I cannot test everything. (In my machine environment, all possible conditions cannot be tested .)
09. "This can't be the source of that." "this" cannot be the cause of the problem.
08. "It works, but it hasn' t been tested." The program can be used, but it has not been tested yet.
07. "Somebody must have changed my code." Someone must have changed my code.
06. "Did you check for a virus on your system? "Does your computer scan for viruses?

05. "Even though it doesn' t work, how does it feel? Even if the program doesn't work, how is the program written?
04. "You can't use that version on your system." You cannot use programs of that version on your system. (The program version conflicts with the system .)
03. "Why do you want to do it that way? "How do you think that way?
02. "Where were you when the program blew up? "What are you doing when the program crashes? (What operations have you done ?)

What will be the first article? Guess it!

01. "It works on my machine" is good on my machine !!! (Subscribe: Why is there a problem with you !!!)

Editor's remarks

Although far away from programming, 20th or 19 articles are often used, and of course 1st articles are not missed. I don't know which ones you have used after reading them ~