All over China

Official comments:
　　
1. Bai yansong
Today, China won four more gold medals, with a festive and smiling face. In order not to affect people's mood when watching the Olympics, the Chinese men's Olympic team decided to exit more quickly ...... At the same time, I believe no one wants to say goodbye to them!
2. Lu Jian
The bottom line of our national soccer competition is no shame, no worries, but they have already broken this bottom line!
3. Sha Tong
Let's take a look at a strange competition-Chinese men's soccer.
4. Shang Ruihua
Both of us played very well in three matches. I even joked with them that, after finishing today, I can lend it to the men's soccer team to continue playing.
5. A female
What can be said? I can't always praise them for playing well?
6. Yan Shiduo and Xie Yalong
During the 2002 World Cup, the Chinese team swallowed up nine eggs. Yan Shiduo said: You have won the respect of the people of the world.
In the 2008 Olympic Games, the Chinese team told Belgium, Xie Yalong: "I have seen the hope of Chinese Football in you ."

(1 ):Private comments: (easy to know !!!)
　　
1. Wonderful words and flowers
　　
A. Chinese men's soccer team's goal tonight is to leave Brazil in Beijing to attend the upcoming Paralympic Games in Beijing.
B. Zheng Zhi's biggest role is to turn his opponent into Zheng Zhihua on the court.
C. I was in a good mood last night, because the national football team suffered a great loss!

(2 ):2. couplets
　　
A. Hua 'an and Shi ye
MASTER: one game, two game, three game events, four stops, five injuries, six injuries, and six injuries. You dare to mention that nine employees are very bold.
Hua An: Ten shots and nine turns together to get eight passes, seven breaks, six stops, five loses, four highs, three hearts, two minds, one class, one class X L
　　　　　　　　　　　　
MASTER: Rough Lu, Mao, and Mao
Hua
　　　　　　　　　　　　
INSTRUCTOR: You can't fly in the stadium.
Hua 'an
　　
B. Li Yu. yu mei
Uplink: How worried are Chinese Male
Downlink: Like a group of eunuchs on qinglou
Batch: No one will launch
Companion articles
Uplink: How worried are Chinese men's soccer team?
Downlink: another group of prostitutes guarding qinglou
Batch: always shot

(3 ):3. famous sayings
　　
1. Cherish life and stay away from the Chinese National Football
2. Smoking is harmful to health and is harmful to national football
3. Watch the Premier League and ask for money.
4. correct use of digital TVs can effectively prevent Chinese football
5. It's really terrible to kick the national soccer team out of illness.
6. If the Chinese team can score, I will surrender myself! -- Bin Laden
If the Chinese team can score, I will stop nuclear weapons! -- Mahainad
If the Chinese team can score a goal, I will reform and open up! -- Kim Jong Il
If the Chinese team can score, I will split the Yasukuni shrine! -- Chunichiro Koizumi
If the Chinese team can score a goal, I will recognize the light as a cool! -- Bush
If the Chinese team can score, I believe in Buddha! -- God
If the Chinese team can score, I believe in God! -- Sakyamuni
If the Chinese team can score, I will return! -- Flat
If the Chinese team can score a goal, I will be revived right away.
If the Chinese team can score, we will resign! -- Chinese Football Association concluded
If the Chinese team can score, I will go backwards! -- Earth
If the Chinese match can score, I will come out from the west! -- Sun said
If the Chinese match can score a goal, I will serve the cat as a bridesmaid! -- Consumption
If the Chinese team can score a goal, I will try again! -Universe conclusion
7. Angry youth said: Chinese football is Chinese football. Are you Chinese? What is unpatriotic is the traitor.
Only Chinese football is qualified to represent the dark side of society, the elites said.
Wu Mao said: it is clearly a foreign player using the tornchien Maroon strikes the foot of our players.
The Soy Sauce party said: we admit that guozu is darker than soy sauce, and soy sauce is definitely not smelly.
Nette said: according to industry insiders, Chinese men's soccer team is a commander of Chinese city managers.

(4 ):4. Smooth
　　
The status quo of the national football team: Age is basically fictitious, looks ugly, and the brain is basically Rusty, the attack is basically on the go, the pass is basically on the look, the ball is basically on the hand, and people are basically on the ROAR, the defense is basically on the hold, there is basically no shooting, and the scared goalkeeper is shaking straight, the goalkeeper is basically useless, and the loss is basically not worried, just like a group of crazy dogs.

(5 ):5. A basket of jokes
　　
A. Watch.
At night, I was alone at home, closed the door, closed the window, and pulled the curtains. turn on the TV and set the TV to CCTV-5. it took 5 minutes. the door opened suddenly. I immediately got up and shut down the TV. then a friend enters the door. seeing my embarrassment, I said: Wow, are you watching a film? I have to say no.
He turned on the TV and said, "What? You are watching the Chinese football team competition ??????? My face was red, and I immediately said: No, no, I am watching a video !!!!!
　　
B. National Team
A: I heard that your brother is playing in the National Team?
B: Your brother is playing in the National Team! Your family is playing in the National Team.
　　
C. God
A. Embarrassing God
In 20XX, an old man was dying, trembling his lips and said to his grandson, "Child ...... ...... Chinese soccer ...... World Cup qualifying, definitely ...... To write ...... On paper ...... Burn it to me. I'm also happy to be here. "
The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa. I will try my best to live that day. "After hearing my grandson's words, Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction.
In, an old man who was walking down in front of the grave could not help but burst into tears: "Sun Tzu is not Xiao. For so many years, I have been waiting for the World Cup to qualify, and I am really sorry for Li zulezong! "After that, I felt so angry that I couldn't move after two trembling attempts. Those eyes are still wide, and they are not blind !!
After Sun Tzu's death, he went to heaven and met God one day. God said, "I can satisfy your wishes.
He said, "Can I sink Japan? "
God said: This is too difficult. Change it.
Sun Tzu said: I want the Chinese team to qualify for the World Cup ."
God wiped the sweat and said, "What was your previous wish? Show me the globe.
　　
B. WEEPING God
The South Korean asked God when they could win the World Cup. God said that 50 years later, the South Korean shook his head and said: this will not happen in my life.
The Japanese asked God when they could win the World Cup. God said that after 100, the Japanese shook their heads and said: they will not be able to win the World Cup in the next generation.
The Chinese asked God when they will win the World Cup. God cried and said, I can't see it anymore.
　　
D. guozu vest
On the streets of a man's corpse, he wore a national football vest and women's panties, with heavy makeup on his face...
Before the family members recognized the dead, Pol. Ice removed the national football vest to maintain the last dignity of the dead.
　　
E. Torture
The captain asked the police officer: "is the prisoner recruited ?"
The police officer said, "No, the prisoner's mouth is hard ."
The captain said, "Are you sure you want to show the prisoner" Return Pearl ?"
The police officer said: "I saw it, even the Meteor Garden, and no prisoner was recruited ."
The captain said, "Do you want to show the prisoner the beauty writer's article ?"
The police officer said: "I saw it too. The prisoner threw up, but still did not recruit anyone ."
The captain was annoyed: "Let's show the prisoner what petty money has written ."
The police officer said: "Eldest Brother, I also showed it to the prisoner. The prisoner fainted three times and survived ."
The captain was furious: "Let's show CCTV's" shoot sculpture "and" smile proud "to the prisoner! "
Police officer: "Big Brother, this is too embarrassing ."
CAPTAIN: "No way, tough guys have to fight ."
After a day,
The captain asked, "How are you doing ?"
The police officer said: "The prisoner has incontinence, but he has no choice ."
The Captain shouted, "Play Chinese football ."
Police officer: "Big Brother, it will lead a person. Do you want to change one ?"
CAPTAIN: "either prisoner or I am dead ."
After a day,
The captain asked again, "How are you doing ?"
The police officer said: "The prisoner has done his best to bite his tongue ........."

(6 ):6. Media reports
　　
A. Walk into science and wash your feet by the river
The spirit of the river will die, and the downstream residents may suffer from strange diseases. The plants along the river are continuously mutating. Are they pesticide residues or biochemical attacks? Stay tuned to the upcoming special program "walking into science": "foot washing by the river"
　　
B. Report of the British Sun to you: Great Luo, little Luo, and Cristiano Ronaldo do not speak in a word, so they cannot beat the country.
　
British Sun you report (today you report) 11: in the Beijing Olympics men's group match, the Chinese team and the Belgian team are two behind each other, the tenacious return to the opponent's two red cards, comparable
After the end of the game, Chinese players discovered that the two red cards were not a concept and they still lost the game. The team members felt aggrieved and expressed their desire to change the rules of FIFA and equate the number of red cards
The number of balls, FIFA has not set this application. A fifa official who asked not to be named said: the Chinese team's application for very nblity.
Former World Soccer Mr. Ronaldo, who is on vacation in Brazil, learned that Belgian players have been beaten by Chinese players.
Then, it was so shocked that the fat meat on the stomach was unconsciously shaken up. Ronaldo told reporters: "I feel hurt. I have been suffering from my knee injury for a long time. But I think I am lucky. I
Up to now, I still have the ability to play beautiful women and play 3 P because I didn't play too many matches against China in the group match in. A lot of players told me before that competition that, Ronny, if you want to win the World Cup gold medal
The competition of the national team is the key. But I didn't follow their advice, because before that, the Chinese team's 'slack leg Sir 'Zheng Zhi broke the leg of Westbrook, and I don't want to suffer such a disaster, therefore, I chose only one
Now, my decision is correct ."
　　　　
At present, Cristiano Ronaldo, the world's leading player for Manchester United, also received an interview with sun you reporter after the Chinese team's match, for the first time, he disclosed why he insisted on staying at Manchester United because he refused the invitation from Real Madrid. "You know, no one wants to lose their testicles," C
Luo said with a lingering expression, "I am only 23 years old, and I have a bright future. At least I don't want to be a disabled person. Why am I staying at Manchester United? This is the credit of Sir Alex. He told me, 'kerui
If you insist on transferring to Real Madrid, I will send you to the Super League to play, rather than hanging you in the stands as I said before. 'Honestly, I'm afraid the Jazz will do this. You know, Sir is
No one can change the decision made by the people who have done it ."
　　　　
Luo, who is participating in the Olympic Games in China, is feeling a little depressed recently. He has to face China on the 13th.
He felt desperate. He complained to reporters: "I don't know what to do. I just want to do my best for the motherland so that the Brazilian Olympic team can win the Olympic gold medal for the first time. But if the price for doing so is
I don't know how to make a choice under the Chinese kong fu team of the Chinese team. I hope that the coach will not send me on the day of the competition. I have a deep affection for my testicles and I don't want to be interrupted by Zheng Zhi's elbow, they are all marks of my fame. I have been negotiating with my coach over the past few days, but the situation is not optimistic ."
　　　　
　
It is reported that UEFA is considering a new rule to allow players to wear iron crotch as a defense device during the game. "We believe that with the development of modern football
It is inevitable, especially when facing the Chinese team ." FIFA has not responded to the incident, and unconfirmed News said that FIFA is considering whether to put pressure on the Chinese Football Association to disband China.
The male can solve the world's "Chinese football Phobia" once and for all ".

(7 ):7. Advertisement. Interesting ad words
　　
After the defeat of the Chinese national soccer team, "Viagra" asked the National Team members to advertise: The team members held a football in their left hand and pointed their right hand to the screen and said, "Who can not shoot for more than 90 minutes? I can !"
Insurance manufacturers were inspired to watch the advertisement of Viagra, So they found a group of players from the national team and made an advertisement: all the players bombed the portal. The advertisement: "No matter how many shots are taken, if you don't get in, you can't get in!"
Manufacturers who make birth control pills also want to make advertisements. They can be used mainly for women. What should they do ?! The Chinese Football Association still has a solution: Let the red Referer of the Chinese Super League wear black clothing, blow the whistle, and wave his hand, proudly said: "No matter how many shots, It's not counted !"

(8 ):8. Poetry
　　
A poem for the Olympic National Football
-- Zhao Lihua
　　　　
The legendary Chinese Male
　　　　
With the 11-person-to-10 advantage, it is hard to flat New Zealand
　　　　
Then the 9-person disadvantage to 11 people outweighs Belgium
　　　　
Even though our Olympic team
　　　　
Is a team that has been defeated
　　　　
No technology
　　　　
No passion
　　　　
No cooperation
　　　　
No physical fitness
　　　　
No fighting spirit
　　　　
No target
　　　　
No confidence
　　　　
No motivation
　　　　
No soul
　　　　
No hope
　　　　
We are still sorry, disappointed, and complaining.
　　　　
Watch them fight

(9 ):9. Song skews
　　
A. Kung Fu of China
Original Song: Tu honggang
　　　　　　
No attack required for playing football
Shouyi is relaxed.
Cross-handed
We have the power
　　　　　　
South boxing and north leg
Zheng Zhi and Wang Yu
Two masters
Olympic magic
　　　　　　
(RAP) elbow on the corner of the eye and scan your legs
Football is like a yunzhongyan, that is, invisible
Face-to-face training
Every one of them is like Henry. We have the emperor in our hearts.
　　　　　　
(RAP) It's ugly to play football, just look at it with both elbows.
Do you know if there is any
With deep hands, there is no root under your feet
Fake ball Black Whistle raises Shaolin football soul
　　　　　　
Shoumen Xie Yalong, dual-Ying xiong
Years of training in martial arts and the Olympic Games
Guo ao has the power!
　　
　　
B. Chinese Male edition "haohange"
　　　　　　
Step forward!
Fans in the world are trembling.
(Hey, hey, my heart is shaking. One game is worse than another one)
Let's go. Wow.
Wow
(Hey, hey, you still have a fight. You won't score in 90 minutes)
Not as good as anyone. Wow.
It's time to throw an elbow.
People are lost.
Hey, yier.
Hey, hey, hey, Yi er
Not as good as anyone. Wow.
It's time to throw an elbow.
People are lost.
　　
C. Welcome to Beijing and welcome to guozu
　　
Singing: Xie Yalong, Yin Tiesheng, Li Yunfeng, Zheng Zhi, Tan Wangyu, etc.
　　
Xie Yalong: I often open my basketball door to accommodate the world.
Zhao xuri: It's not uncommon to lose one or two
Zheng Zhi/tan Wangyu: two red cards are welcome.
Li Yunfeng: sleepwalking on the court is a good practice.
All Chinese football team: you are welcome to use the final game to move your points and send them to you. It's okay if you are welcome, you will be eligible to be promoted in the same way as the lucky amateur team.
Yin Tiesheng: Welcome to another competition.
Qiu shengyu: The face changes and the result remains unchanged. You will never win.
Liu zhenli
Lu Jianjun: After the confrontation, you will fall in love with it.
Chen Tao: No matter how far it is, guests are welcome.
Zhou Haibin
Dong Fangzhuo
Jiang Ning: do not understand football. It's okay, Shi Tu is the first.
Han Peng
Feng weiyun: No one can defend you even if you have never been an expert.
All Chinese football team: You are welcomed by the national football team. If you are not doing well, you may win the world. You are welcome to give you all the wins, even if your world rankings are at the bottom.