An awesome article on ERP

Is it hard to understand the popular ERP management software? See the following story:

Visiting customers
One day at noon, my husband called at home: "dear wife, I want to bring some colleagues home for dinner at night.
?" (Order intention)
Wife: "Of course. How many people are there? What kind of food do you want to eat ?"
Husband: "six people, we will be back around to prepare some roast duck, tomato, scrambled eggs, and MACOs.
Tang ...... can you see it ?" (Business Communication)
Wife: "No problem, I will prepare it," (order confirmation)
The wife records the menus to be prepared (MPS plan). The dishes to be prepared: Duck wine, tomato, and eggs
Oil ...... (BOM material list): 1 duck, 5 bottles of wine, 4
Eggplant ,...... (BOM expansion), scrambled eggs need 6 eggs, and egg soup requires 4 eggs (shared item)
Material ).
Open the refrigerator and check (warehouse). There are only 2 eggs left (out of stock ).
When I came to the free market, my wife said, "How can I sell eggs ?" (Procurement inquiry)
Hawker: "1 yuan, 5 yuan for half a dozen, 9.5 yuan for one dozen ."
Wife: "I only need eight, but this time I bought one dozen ." (Economical batch procurement)
Wife: "This is a bad one, for another ." (Acceptance, return and exchange)
Go back to your home and prepare for cooking and cooking ...... (Process route), kitchen with gas stove, microwave
Furnace, rice cooker ...... (Work Center ). The wife found that the most time-consuming (bottleneck process, key Engineer
Art routes), using a microwave oven to cook roast duck may be too late (production capacity is insufficient), so I decided to go downstairs in the restaurant
Buy ready-made products (out of service ).
At four o'clock P.M., the phone rang again: "Mom, I want to come to dinner at night. You can help me prepare ." (Tight
Urgent order)
"Okay, son, what do you want to eat? Dad has guests at night. Would you like to eat with them ?"
"You can do it, but you must have tomato scrambled eggs. We don't eat with adults. We'll be back around ."
(Haha, it cannot be processed separately)
"Okay, you must be satisfied ." (Order confirmation)
The eggs are not enough. Call the hawker to send them. (Urgent procurement)
At, everything was ready, but the roast duck was not delivered yet. He hurriedly called and asked, "I'm Mrs. Li, how did I order it ?"
The roast duck hasn't been delivered yet ." (Procurement outsourcing ticket Reminder)
"Sorry, the shipping person has already left. It may be a traffic jam. It will arrive immediately ."
The doorbell rang. "Mrs Li, this is your roast duck. Sign one word on the ticket ." (Acceptance, warehouse receiving, forwarding and handling
Accounts)
At, my daughter called: "Mom, can I bring some friends home for dinner now ?" (Haha, again
Urgent order intention, in stock)
"No, daughter. Today, my mother needs to prepare two meals. It's too late.
Sorry, I will say it early next time. You must be prepared ." (Haha, This is the limitation of ERP usage, and it must be stable.
The external environment should have a minimum lead time)
After all the guests were sent away, the tired wife sat on the sofa and said to her husband, "dear, how often we treat customers ?"
Very high. You should buy some kitchen supplies (equipment purchase). It is best to hire another nanny (with a human resources system ).
)."
Husband: "You are the master at home. You can do whatever you need ." (Approved)
Wife: "also, my family has spent too much money recently. I will use your private room money to subsidize it, OK ?" (Hahahaha,
Finally, it is the reminder of the receivables)

Does anyone understand ERP? Remember, every qualified housewife is a strong competitor of the production director!
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