Be electricity unbelief, union impassability, move not move, three eldest brother indecent assault

As a common person (webmaster), you can not wear beautiful clothes, you can not take expensive watches, you can not drive a sports car ...

But you cannot use the broadband, cannot use the mobile phone, must use the International domain name!!!

I have not thought about these before, but when I have encountered such a few times in a row after such embarrassment! Calm down to think, only to discover, now in China what can let us ordinary people, no privileged mortals live well? Do not say these, said recently I met a few things, if let you meet, how would you think it! I think this kind of thing in our life too much too much, worthy of aftertaste, worth pondering!

In this three months I met a few things that make people laugh and cry as follows:

　　The first one: your most trusted telecommunications bureau gave you knockout drops, how long can you last

Because I do is (sound painting) website, I used to use the Internet network, often five minutes to open a Web page that is the usual, I thought it might be due to pay less, a year is more than 400 1M broadband, so can only have that speed, spent three years, just three months ago, the determination to change, replaced by electricity unbelief , a year net fee 760 Yuan 1M broadband one year + 50 yuan material fee, no matter you use no fixed telephone, first kidnap a fixed telephone for you! Phone you don't want to use a monthly rent, electricity can help you deal with the "Stop the number" monthly 5 yuan X12 months (a year) = 60 Yuan. Together to do well: 760 Yuan + 50 Yuan + 60 Yuan = 870 yuan (one year)/OK! The above expenses are all paid, and the invoices for the payment are more than half a catty. Installation is OK, but also know the electricity not letter an internal staff urged a moment, soon after two days of all installation completed, open the book looked down, you can surf the internet! Thought this can be relieved online ... One months with a very good, soon all normal! In the morning after one months to open the computer first open-hundred lotus Sound painting station-the Web site, the results of a fright, their own web site how will be linked to a game download page! Wipe the sweat! Carefully looked at the URL, yes ah, is my website, It is hard not to be a little black to take my station practice technology!!, baffled ... Let your mind calm down for a moment, click on the Browser "Go", strange to open, everything is normal again, because I am using self-help website, so I first suspected that the program and space provider added ads, first to ask the program and space providers, they are very tough to say, I charge users they will not add ads in my station. I still do not understand why, may be because I do the station too short time, do not know the thing is too much, I used to think of the problem first put down, until one day I understand it, so every day search, every day to open the site ads, one months later, I finally suspected "electricity does not believe"! Because I use the network they provide! Speaking of which, I think we all understand what is going on, and I called to ask the letter: I saw the contract, there is no you can in my broadband to play your advertising this agreement ah? A male customer service is a sissy said to me: "That is a warm hint!" do not affect your access, you re-enter the URL point to go to the " I'm sweating! To do the site's friends that input Web site time is very valuable, is that they delay the life of the site! He said it was easier than a space shuttle to 50 yards an hour! In my strong request, he said to cancel, but now it is nearly one months later, occasionally still play their ads! Hold it. ......

The second thing: life without a cell phone can you get used to it?

The network is good, want to buy a good bit of signal to move mobile phone card, the number hanging to my hundred Howen painting website, friends contact convenient! Go to the supermarket on the way home to move the business Hall spent a portrait of Chairman Mao, bought a move "global card"! It took the third day to come back, and it almost freaked out. Received a short message 95588 sent, information about the content of such "Hello, you in XXX Bank of XX branch of the loan business has expired, please immediately to the Bank also loan", I wiped the sweat, this mobile phone card only bought a few days ah, from small to large loans did not borrow, how can I in the bank owes a loan? " Wonder add helpless and helpless! I thought they sent the wrong one, thought it wasn't the next time., and did not expect almost three days two days to receive a similar notice of the repayment of the message, I call to move the customer service, customer call me to forward this message to the customer services number +999 they will handle. But the result is the same, regularly will receive this message, tube it, I did not loan money! Also ignore this information for the reason, so let go. The next more annoying, old people call this call I do not know the people, and the most deadly is every morning six dozen, is sleeping incense! There's another person playing n times a day, Call is not to speak, no matter how you ask, how to call, he did not speak, clearly can hear each other's TV is still open, he is not talking, and absolutely not say, you scold him what he did not speak! Think of really no way, they call these I do not know the full pull mobile phone blacklist! But there was a constant number of people who made the wrong call, Hit me here, but at this time this was I hang to the website of the mobile phone number has a lot of customers know, and bad change the number, I really a little want to cry no tears, said girls love to cry, but this time I refrained, did not cry!

　Third thing: It's not going to make your client fly.

Above said this move not to move the card at all does not have the use, we can have any method, that 100 yuan charge to throw, buys the QQ member! Then it can only be linked to the impassability Ah! Then go to the joint business Hall bought Zhang Lian "not Ruyi card", just use the first two or three days normal, hanging to my hundred Howen painting website, Some netizens call to also can receive, I do not know from which day started I found that my business income fell by half, do not understand why, but also thought it was another website to do the competition, the customer all ran, the original AH tonight only a loyal fan on the QQ to tell me that I call you many times, your QQ information on your girl Ah, 怎么一个男人接电话还骂人!我汗!手机装到我的包里，包不离身跟钱装到一起的，怎么会有男人接用我的手机接电话呢?怎么都不信，不过这几天电话真没响过是真的!我第一个就是想到会不会不小心把手机设了来电转接了?去看手机没有设过呀， I think maybe it is my mobile phone program error, I immediately restore the phone to the factory settings, and then take my other cell phone to this phone to make a phone call, I almost did not faint, prompted the shutdown! But the mobile phone is open, I suspect it is a mobile phone problem, I put two cards and mobile phone changed a bit, or the same prompt shutdown! But also dozen words to the joint customer service, not through the customer services that your phone set up their own call transfer? I said no, just back to the phone factory set up! Also prompted the shutdown, customer service said to help me cancel all calls to transfer, I said thank you, 10 minutes later, I call to ask, they said canceled, told me to try, a test results! I can't get a prompt to turn off the phone! As a result of the Hundred Howen painting Station every day also has about 6000 IP traffic, every day a lot of netizens call the business, I think that was transferred to his mobile phone users have been annoyed about the jump, so shut down the machine! Here I also have no language, now the Chinese giants leaders where? Maybe the business ran tired of it, to bubble feet! I do not know what kind of ordinary mortals like us in the customers are anxious to jump, we can also go to bubble feet, washing sauna oh ...

　　Fourth: Easy to apply for domain name, record difficult

Applied for an international domain name, I would like to prepare a case to get an ICP number, and quickly do a site for everyone to play, but submitted information two months to come, has not received any reply! This thing can understand, every day to apply for the record too much! Maybe the leaders are too busy, we just wait, who let us not Japanese, If the Japanese have a problem, we all the Chinese people can wait for a minute of the train! Chinese people have magnanimous!

Everyone behind the top slowly, the network is our stage, the reality is our foundation, what happy, not happy, I hope we all share it! A mess wrote a pass, but a word of truth!