Changgong's house buying story

A joke about buying a house, but it makes sense that I have read it n times, and I want to learn it.

This story is purely fictitious and purely funny. No!

There was a landlord, a master, and a group of long workers on Mars 30 thousand years ago.

There was a twist and fun story between them ....

One day, the landlord looked sad and asked "why ?" The landlord said, "How can these long workers give me a desperate life?

The teacher said: Take it easy... I am not good at English. The general meaning is: let them die! It's too simple .. Do not pay too much or less! Let them free up a few buckets in the backyard for free!

The landlord was overjoyed. After the teacher drafted the document, he drew an O and sent it via a confidential and Urgent fax. All departments should carry out the work well. Sure enough, long workers are selling their lives more and more...

Three years later, the landlord was unhappy because the long workers had a small amount of money and had a lot of ideas. The long workers tried to make the landlord feel very depressed all day. The teacher showed up again, and the two came together: a major benefit was introduced, and the long workers sang "today is really happy ". The policy is to raise the salary and give the House in the backyard a long job, but pay a rent of € 30 every year.

The landlords and changgong had nothing to do during the next four years. They had more disposable income and greatly increased their wealth. Everything was so harmonious.

One day after three years, the long workers gathered together and found the landlords again, saying that they had full pockets and did not quit. They had to go back to their hometown to farm their own land. The teacher made a plan: Sell the house rented to them and let them have their house! In this way, the landlord basically fooled me with the money accumulated by the long worker in this way, and the long workers were also happy: they finally had their own house. This is a family business, it can be passed to sons, grandsons, grandsons, and grandsons .....

Three years later. Long Gong's pockets have been drum up again. The landlord thought: How can they get their money back? Find the master. The master was really amazing. One trick was a trick. The long workers were very happy to face the loess and serve the landlord wholeheartedly.

This is the case: Continue to raise wages! At the same time, a plan was developed to improve the living conditions for long workers! After the demolition headquarters was set up and the backyards were demolished, the long workers received a lot of compensation. The landlord set up a real estate development company, the real estate company spent 1 billion yuan from the landlord through bidding to build a new house. Everything is market-oriented. The price of the pre-sold data center is 20 thousand RMB/square meter. Long engineers find that the compensation is not enough. The teacher said: Go to the bank of the landlord's house to handle a "mortgage! In this way, you can enjoy a wonderful life in advance without having to stay in the house.

The long workers got a contract and lived in the new house one year later. Long workers live in a spacious and bright room and find that they have to work overtime. Otherwise, if they make too little money, they will not be enough to pay for the money.

This is a lucky long job. There are also long workers who have earned less money in the past few years! Their groups are not small! After they got the demolition fee, they found that the savings plus less and less are not enough! They went to the landlords and masters to make a fight. When the landlords and masters joined together, they took out some money to build small-sized houses with low prices, which could be rented or bought, it seems to be "economical and applicable ". Finally, these guys are also happy ....

In addition, the landlords and Masters developed "villas" at the same time and sold them to outstanding long workers. As a result, the long workers had lost their pockets, but they were very happy, we are very happy to serve the landlord wholeheartedly.

Seeing the changgong like this, the landlord and the Master cannot help but steal the heat: these silly hats !!! You will have to pay in 70 years, or you will be hollowing out the foundation of your house !!

From: http://franklinvestment.blog.hexun.com/3398691_d.html