Computer Programmers pursue the girl's other method on the bus

The one I admire most is Program They not only write a variety of software for us, but also create a lot of vivid and vivid languages.

Programmers generally like to speak in silence, but when they do not speak, they have to speak dozens of other people. I have a programmer friend who takes the same bus with the same girl every day. He is very fond of this girl, but he is not willing to take the initiative to talk about it because of his embarrassment. He came up with a method to give the girl a seat. He noticed that the bus had to go around a overpass every time. As the driver was driving fast, the passengers would be overwhelmed by centrifugal force. When he got home, he picked up paper and pen and carefully calculated the centrifugal force of the bus and the motion of the passengers. According to the calculation result, he grabbed a seat every day and waited for the expected person to "exercise. Long story short: One day, the opportunity finally came. The car drove over the overpass, and the girl fell down to him. He overcame the powerful centrifugal force and suddenly stood up, took the girl to his seat, and said the two words that have been prepared for a long time-"Please sit down ."

During the boxing war, Tyson bit holifield's ears. When a reporter reported the incident, he used a computer term called "two bytes, no memory ", in this case, Tyson is scolded to the bone. I guess this reporter is probably a programmer.

I have always believed that in our time, technology is the most beautiful poem, and programmers are the true poets. Confucius has a generalization-"poetry and ambition ". Here, the original meaning of "Zhi" is not "Ambition", "will", but "Shi Xin ". What is "Shi "? "Shi" is a person who is able to push ten in one person. He can draw a line from each other. In other words, he is a person who has no brains! The programmer has a mantra: "garbage in, garbage out ". This means that if the brain of a program is spam, the software developed will also be spam. This is the same as "Poetry. A good programmer not only has no brains, but also has a poet's Aesthetic. The programmer sees a bloated, tediousCodeInstead of saying "you see it, it's too ugly", he said, "You see how ugly it is !"

One thing, for programmers, is often very vivid. In a dormitory in the computer department of Tsinghua University, someone is particularly fond of nagging. You can guess how his roommate said him-"it would be nice to shake you !" Tsinghua has a programmer who is so ironic that he does not know the data-"There are three kinds of people in the world, one being knowledgeable and the other being insensitive ."

Of course, when the programmer's mind was occasionally short-circuited, on the shuimu Tsinghua BBS, a person sighed: "If Curie was married to Einstein, the history of human science and technology would certainly look like another. "Someone followed me:" Brother, what you want to say is Maria, Curie. As far as I know, it seems to have been a man! "