Google: Bing brother. I heard that Baidu's kid was hacked. Do you know? Bing: What? Is there such a thing? When? Google: No, Bing brother. You will not know about this. We will receive the information as soon as possible. Bing: I don't know. I only found that the system traffic has increased. I thought it was an advertisement serving in China. Google: Hey hey, buddy, let's install it. Now we are two people, let's talk about what to do with Bing: What do you do? What do you mean? You don't think I did it. Google: what you said, I didn't say anything. Haha, I can't see it. Bing: What are you doing? You should complain first. Everyone knows that you have just set up the army for the chinamade. It's not my fault to understand and understand Google: how is it possible, currently, Chinese readers can't afford to read books. We scan e-books to find benefits for the people. Bing: Come on, you kid, you don't know what others think. I still don't know, but I still don't want to do anything about it. Haha, you have a set of Google: what's a set of two sets, where do I do evil? You can't attack yourself. Bing: I know that you do not do evil, but you can make others do evil. Haha Google: Well, let's not talk about it. I forgot what I just said. Do you want us to give Baidu a call to express your condolences to bing: Now? Not okay. When he thinks we're gloating, and he's probably not busy with XuXu now, let alone answering the call. Google: No, he's probably idle now, there is no user access, so it is rare to be so idle, just a few words, we three buddies but for a while no chat Bing: Let's talk about it. I don't know what the situation is like today. Even if the industry is at the end of the year, Google: Okay, I'm playing 08988308 ...... Du ...... Du ...... Baidu: Hello, which Google? Hello, Baidu, my name is Google. How are you? Baidu: Oh, hello, Google brother. I haven't seen you for a long time. What about you? Google: Haha, very good. Bing brother is also online. Say hello to bing: Baidu brother, I am Bing Baidu: Hello Bing, haha Bing: As Google said, you have a little trouble, right? Do you want to help Baidu: There is nothing to do with it. I don't know which little bastard has changed my DNS, so some users cannot access Bing: In this case, it's okay. I still have some servers in China that are not fully loaded. I can receive some users for you, Google brother. You can do that too. Google: of course, it's okay. How can we sit down and ignore it? g.cn was originally prepared for you by Baidu. Just now I checked it and my homepage access volume increased by more than 30% points, but I think it should be okay to increase to 60% and 70%. Baidu brother, you can rest assured that Baidu: Thank you, Google. By the way, have you completed the online shopping? Do you want me to help you? We have a bit of friendship with Beijing. Google: Ah, Baidu brother. We have already settled on that little thing. Where can I disturb Baidu brother? It's okay? Baidu: No, you can apologize twice in the past six months. Dude, you have little money, and you have to pay attention. So what do you think if you put the e-books you scanned to me, I put them on my server, and then put a link on your home page so that users can come in easily? You don't have to worry about the space. I have a lot of servers and don't charge you a cent. Who is it? We are buddies? Google: Haha, Baidu, you will really think about it for me, brother, I know that you have a good relationship, and you have a wealth of money. It takes tens of millions to watch a party. How can we compare this year's gala, if you want to get two tickets for me and Bing, we will be confused with you. Bing, do you agree that it is not good? Bing: Well, Baidu won't refuse it. I don't think there is any problem with just two tickets. By the way, I haven't met President Hu for a long time. Why don't you arrange me for him? Google: I haven't seen him for a long time, in just, he had a lot of trouble. I 'd like to apologize for having a cup with him in person. Baidu brother, just set it up. Baidu: Well, let's talk about this. Don't talk about watching the party. The last news broadcast won't be a problem. Google brother. If you don't want me to talk about it with CCTV, let's try a mirror first. Bing brother, google: You don't need it anymore. I'm already familiar with it, and I want to try audios anywhere. Bing, you don't need it either. Everyone is an international user. This scene is still seen by Bing: right, it's only 30 minutes for the news to be broadcast. There are too many conference leaders, so we don't need time. Let's just go to the party. Baidu: two buddies. Sorry, sorry, it seems that my interrogation is normal and I am busy ......
