Do you have some interesting facts about the programmers?

0. A computer is stronger than a pen, stronger than a sword, and usually stronger than a programmer.
1. If the first run is unsuccessful, call it version 1.0.
2. My program will never have bugs. Those are just random features that have been developed.
3. Hi! The compilation passed! Hurry up and pack the release!
4. The hardest code to debug is the ones you know can't be wrong.
5. My opinion is not wrong, but it is still in the beta version.
6. Beware of programmers with screwdrivers.
7.COBOL programmers understand why women hate cycles.
8. Today's programming is a game of programmers and God, programmers trying to develop a better and bigger fool will use the software, and God can always create a more ' big ' better ' fool, so, God always wins.
9. The programmer's initiation begins with understanding the difference between ' let the program run ' and ' a running program '.
10. I'm not a fan of socializing, just not enough user friendliness.
11. If Ruby is not Perl is the answer, you simply do not understand the problem.
12. Programming is like making love, a mistake, and you need to maintain support for the rest of your life.
13. I want to change the world, but I don't have the source code.
14. If you give a person a program, you will make him frustrated for a day; If you teach him programming, you will make him frustrated all his life.
15. Programmers are tools for turning coffee into code.
16. Programming is 10% Science, 20% of creativity, and 70% makes this creativity compatible with science.
So, do you still think you're a programmer?

Do you have some interesting facts about the programmers?