Wife's diary (you want to get married after reading it)

In the middle of the night, I woke up and felt like my husband was holding me! I thought: This guy is very cool at ordinary times. I didn't expect to reveal it when I went to bed. So I was very touched. When I was ready to enjoy his hug, I heard him say, "Wife! It's cool !" At that time, he had to kick him out of bed.

One day she watched TV with her husband. The actress on TV was dancing ballet. Her husband said to me, "My wife, you are also very suitable for ballet ." Xi! I thought: My husband must think that I am in good shape. However, I wanted him to praise him directly, so I continued to ask him, "Why did you say that I am suitable for ballet ?" My husband said in a very professional tone: "The Human Breast of ballet cannot be too big ." I suddenly did not roll down from the chair.

When I got up for a weekend, I talked to my husband about the recent overhead problem and thought we often spent money. This was not good, so I decided to get rid of the problem of spending money. In the evening, my husband accompanied me to the supermarket. I saw my favorite shaqima, but I don't know which brand I want to buy. So I just took one, and the price was 4 RMB 8, when I was about to reach out and get it, I heard my husband keep shouting: "Four, six, four, six." When I heard this, I suddenly couldn't smile. It seems that he is taking our money-saving plan seriously.

One morning, I had a rest. My husband went to work. I sent my husband to the elevator and the elevator door opened. I turned and prepared to go home. I heard my husband call me and turned to see me, I saw my husband standing in front of the elevator mouth standing up and standing up to stop the elevator door, looking naughty, said to me: "No one in my wife, kiss it!" I'm so angry and funny!

Once, I combed my hair in the mirror and said to my husband, "if you say that my husband will come back from work every day to cook and wash laundry, then I will not do anything. It would be nice to go to work ." My husband walked to me and kept shaking me and said, "My wife, wake up, wake up, it's not too early ." I was totally defeated by my husband.

My husband and I like watching movies together, but it is very painful whenever I want to change movies, especially in winter. I don't want to get out of bed. As a result, when the screen stops, I immediately put my head to bed and snore. My husband sees it and can only change his bed. When I got into the warehouse, I woke up and pretended to be sleepy and said, "What's wrong? What happened? Want to change the disk? Come on, come on, come on. My husband said I was too bad.

A few days later, I forgot this thing. I just wanted to call him when I changed the disc, but he was sleeping while he was still sleeping. Then, it would be like a method, and I laughed at me.

After washing the dishes, I brushed the stainless steel pot by the way. I tried to brush it very hard and it was brighter than I just bought it. So I am very proud of it! My husband stood on the stool on the balcony with cold clothes, and I excitedly carried a pot to show it to him. He turned his head to the pot and looked at it carefully. As he was waiting to ask him, he gave his hair a hand without failure. "Well, this guy is pretty handsome ......"

At the beginning, my wife said she wouldn't cook. I said, "No, I will do it ." Result: Now I will do it! Haha.

He picked me up when I got off work, and I was clamoring to buy bananas. I found two girls in the company are also buying them. I am very familiar with them, and he is not at all. I shouted to them, "That's great! I don't need to buy any more, right ?" The girl handed me a bag of bananas generously: "Take it as needed !" I broke one, and the girl said, "Take more! Thank you !" He also followed and said, "Take two to get the root !" My colleague, micro-Yiyi, also quickly attached to him and said, "get more and get more !" He said no, no. The two are enough. I broke my face again, wondering how he could lose my face like this, but he handed me his bag, then handed the two bananas to his colleagues and seriously said, "Thank you!"

The next day, I went to work until noon. When you thought of it, you laughed ......

My husband liked to hide it at home and asked me to find him, but the house was too small. Every time I found him easily. Before going to bed, he turned off the light (the switch of the light was a certain distance from the bed). After turning it off, he quickly squatted on the ground. Although I saw it clearly, (Good Night Vision), but the sound does not sound. He squatted for a while and crawled to the bedside again. I held back and smiled. When he climbed to the bedside carefully and diligently, and found his head, I suddenly rushed over and scared him! Haha, laugh!

In my husband's eyes, I am a famous myopia; low IQ. However, sometimes, he will also become me. The day before yesterday, we dispersed at the door of a busy mall, but I turned back and found him, seeing him nervously looking behind. I went to the back of him and shouted his name. He looked back fiercely. I pretended not to see him, but shouted, and looked very scared and worried, he hugged me happily with a smile and said, "Oh, stupid!" Oh, sweet!

Another thought: After dinner last night, I took a walk in the yard with my husband and suddenly saw a cockroach on the road. I shouted, "husband, step on, step on, and die on it !" Then I reached my foot and prepared to step on it. My husband said, "Oh, it's Xiaoqiang. Let it go ." It makes me feel cruel and heartless.

My husband took the shuttle bus home, and the road was congested. I sent a text message asking me to detour home.

I sent him a text message saying, you can get a sleep in the car for a while.

He returned: No! If you dream about how scary you are!

One day, when I saw the Chinese team lose again in the sports competition on TV, I vowed to say, "in the future, I want my children to train sports and win glory for the country !!" My husband looked up at me and said, "Let him lift weights. He can do this if he sees his mother !"

Whining ......

One day I talked to my husband about the silly topic that everyone would discuss, "be a man or a woman in the next life". I thought for a long time and said, "I will be a man in the next life, let you be a woman to serve me!" My husband gave me a look and said, "You did the same thing in my life "......

Yesterday, my husband beat mice at home. She was brave enough to step on the mouse. I likes him with courage, but he said with sorrow, "Well, I think of shuke and beta as I was a child. I feel so uncomfortable !"

I used to cook for my husband for the first time. My craft was really not refined, and the color and flavor of the food I made were not touched by. My husband was so cute that she was immersed in bitter food and comforted me and said, "My wife doesn't matter, just give me enough food, and I don't want to run well-off.