Funny black screen of Microsoft (Text + image + audio)

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Dial 800-820-3800

User: Hello, is this Microsoft?
Microsoft: Yes. What do you do?
User: I saw your announcement a few days ago. Didn't you say you wanted a black screen? I have been waiting for a day. Why is it still black ....
Microsoft: # % $ ^ &@
User: Are you black?
Microsoft :.......
User: Ah, are you black?
Microsoft: Black... the pirated ones are black. Are you pirated?
User: Yes, 100% pirated, absolutely pirated.
Microsoft: No. By the way, have you enabled automatic updates?
User: I opened it. I opened it early and waited for a black screen!
Microsoft; ##$ % ^ & %# #@$ %...
User: Why? Don't open it?
Microsoft: Yes. Yes!
User: Why not?
Microsoft: Are you prompted to download the patch for your automatic updates?
User: No. I have waited for a long time, but I cannot wait. I went to your website and got another one. The result is still not black. You said it was a whole thing!
Microsoft :....
Microsoft: Sorry, sir. We cannot solve your problem for the moment. We will contact you later. Thank you!

Hanging ............

 

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User: Hello, is it Microsoft?
Microsoft: Yes. What do you do?
User: Didn't you say you want to use a black screen? I have been waiting for a day. Why not.
Microsoft: @ # % $ ^ &@
User: Are you black?
Microsoft :.......
User: Ah, are you black?
Microsoft: black. The pirated ones are black. Are you pirated?
User: Yes, 100% pirated, absolutely pirated.
Microsoft: No. By the way, have you enabled automatic updates?
User: Ah, where? I found it and found it. It's disabled.
Microsoft: ###$ % ^ & %$ # @ $ %...
User: Why? Need to open it?
Microsoft...
User: But I don't want to enable automatic update. By the way, I also disable the service function. Will this affect the black screen?
Microsoft:... $ & ^ % $ #@@....
User: Speak. Are you black?

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I have cleanliness. My desktop has always been black without a picture, that is, power saving and eye protection. It loves black and black, and it's nothing to do with me!

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Today, Microsoft's customer service calls have all burst, and customers have asked why we spent so much money not giving us the black screen feature. In front of many software stores, people queued up and asked for a return. A customer said that they had spent money to buy genuine products, but there were no pirated functions yet. It was so disappointing that they would never buy genuine products again. All pirated vendors are suspended for advertising. XP black screen enhanced version, no black screen, no money, fake a penalty of 10. (Angmo.com collection)

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There's also an audio, http://tech.163.com/digi/08/1021/18/4OQ2TO6T001618J1.html

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Today, my computer has a black screen.

Check carefully. The display line is loose.

 

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Later, I also discovered that the pirated copies of the screen were black once an hour, and then everyone could have a rest, eyes, activity, and toilet. I feel that Microsoft's design is really user-friendly, just like TV ads. so I uninstalled my genuine version and changed it to pirated version.
Very good. It's too user-friendly.