[Funny] Linux Windows and Mac

This article is intended for the following three friends:
Linux (Ubuntu 7.10 Gutsy Gibbon)
Windows Vista Ultima Edition
Mac OS X 10.5.1 leopard

1. multi Desktop
LIN: workspace was provided in the last century.
Win :............ Yes ............ I mean, maybe there will be ............
Mac: spaces is provided in the latest leopard.

2.3d Special Effects
LIN: compiz fusion. In fact, you have more options.
Win: aero glass
Mac: core image/quartz extreme

3. Task Bar
LIN: How do you like freely combining Lego blocks?
Win: I am a traditional guard.
Mac: we have a perfect port!

4. software installation/Deletion
LIN: double-click the Deb package, or you will prefer the new one.
Win: Get the registration code ready. Make sure you know the installation path.
Mac: Where do you like the app? Throwing it into a garbage bin

5. System Crash prompt
LIN :............ Tell you when I see it.
Win: blue screen cover, depressing cover ......
Mac: I can use four languages ......

6. Be friendly
LIN: ext3, HFS +, NTFS, FAT32
Win: NTFS, FAT32
Mac: HFS +, NTFS, FAT32
Yes, you need a FAT32 partition to make the three friends friendly.

7.1gb memory
LIN: it makes me run like a fly
Win: it makes me run like a turtle ............
Mac: Good, but 2G is better. Maybe 3G is a more wise choice. Think about it ............

8. keyboard
LIN: That is super.
Win: No, it's victory.
Mac: Hey! Isn't it a command?

9. Driver
LIN: this proposition is consistent with the character.
Win: I have everything, even if you don't need it
Mac: What is the driver?

10. Haina baichuan
LIN: wine, crossover, cedega
Win: I'm a lone wolf ..................
Mac: crossover, cider

11. What other CPUs can be run on?
LIN: everything is possible!
Win: itanium-Series
Mac: PowerPC G4/G5

12. Out-of-the-box installation?
LIN: Hey, how do you say you have to set up those sets for me?
Win: Basically ...... Yes ...... Basically ............
Mac: enrich the software first

13. Price. You get the price!
LIN: You can do it for free!
Win: I have Hb, HP, Be, ENT, ue, but we recommend you use a cheap and practical D version! Let alone what I told you ............
Mac: Macintosh or hackathon?

14. Poisoned ............
LIN: first, buy some hangover pills! You drank too much ..................
Win: Let's endure it ............
Mac: This is as high as the chance of spending 5 million yuan in two yuan!