[Go] programmer edition of classic lines

Self-Ridicule is a virtue !!!
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You must make a project bidding, find the best hotel, and select another day that is convenient for everyone,
The more programmers ask, the better. The minimum number of programmers is 400 or 500,
ASP, PHP, JSP
As long as there is a P, It's all called,
As soon as I entered the door, I said in advance: "Thank you !"

A bit of authentic Beijing flavor, better face!
Offer the lowest price! No more than 5 digits!
Just one word: cheap!
A page costs more than 10 RMB, which is still not pre-paid!
Other programmers do not report
3000 means 2500. If you think NEWB is a half-knife, you will be embarrassed to talk to others.
In this case, how much do you say you can afford the bidding?
Why do I need 5000?

5000 ?!! Beautiful! 2000!
Don't be so cheap, you can be even lower. You have to study the psychology of people who participate in the bidding,
I don't care if I can report 5000 to participate!
What is a programmer?
Do you know?
Programmers are people who can do their jobs, no matter how much they get, so the purpose of our project bidding is: do not seek quality, just map cheap

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Be sure to select the most tiring and lively, and be the best programmer with a full spirit!

Work is required every day, and at least a dozen cases are required for him,

What algorithms, ideas, and artists can do for him.

At Am, I had to work overtime at night, and I had to fill in the cards. I had to work overtime every day,

The boss has a phone call, but the render manager has something to do (son). He has to say may I help you sir (Can I help you, sir ?), A face of exhaustion, times (child) gaunt!

Everyone has your phone number. The wall shows your detailed address. Even QQ has your mobile phone number. If you have something to work overtime, wait 24 hours. That's just a word. Tired! It takes tens of thousands or even eight thousand Yuan to fight.

Other programmers work overtime until two or three. If you add one, you will be embarrassed to say hello to your boss!

You said, how much can a programmer earn in a month? (next: I think I have to pay more than two thousand RMB ?)

More than two thousand ?! That's an annual salary! More than one hundred! Don't be too short, or before tax!

You have to study the working psychology of a good programmer. If you can earn more than one hundred yuan, you don't care how much money you earn!

What are excellent programmers, you know?

No matter what kind of job a good programmer does, he is the most tired and has no more money. He gets up earlier than a chicken and goes to bed later than miss.

Therefore, the slogan of our outstanding programmers is: do not pay, as long as you work. The mantra of our outstanding programmers is: free development

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