Happiness as a programmer's wife

Just look at a programmer's husband on the Internet 《
Talking about some of the programmer's husband's things --
Could you help me analyze whether it is a typical programmer?



 
I think that I am a programmer and a husband, but I don't agree.

Though not convinced, it does not mean anything that is refuted. After all, many people are different, and programmers are also different. Her happy husband is a programmer. As a programmer, why is my wife unhappy?

The first is simplicity. As a programmer, we are always the simplest in thinking, because we only consider 1 + 1 = 2
But I don't know how to solve this problem.
1 + 1 = 3
. Of course, we have encountered this situation. When debugging a program, it is often impossible to produce results. Smart, we know that there is only one possibility to access the address space that shouldn't be accessed! We strictly abide by this rule. The space has been applied through legal procedures, and the return procedures are complete. It is not difficult to pay off the space as much as possible. Even if there are a few fish that have missed the Internet, we can't take it for a moment. We are so simple,
1 + 1
Is equal
2
. Therefore, our wives and adults must be happy. at least at this point, their IQ can be very low.

The second is sincerity. Our programmers always know that the principle for others is: Trust, but verify. Therefore, first, we trust everyone. I believe it comes from sincerity. Understanding can be trusted. The wife and adults we have verified are the objects we trust. We trust them because we know them. In addition, when both parties encounter problems, we do not doubt the other party's problems first, but call our own problems. This is enough to express our sincerity!

There is also fun. Many people say that programmers are very boring. No one has ever entered the programmer world. These people may not want to understand it at all. However, our dear wife and adults are definitely not such people, because they are the ones who really appreciate us and only they truly know our humor. The programmer's humor comes from the uniqueness of the programmer's thinking. This is an envy of many people, but it is never possible. The ideal thinking ability of programmers is more penetrating and logical than those who do management. Unfortunately, programmers are currently working. If they are asked to study humans, management is not the current level! Pure and rational people often have two types of classic jokes,

The first type is a joke. It is difficult for you to understand the truth by yourself. Programmers often like to exercise their thinking abilities, so they are particularly interested in such jokes and have to understand them. So remember more.

Second, joke. Although it is an indisputable fact that the nature of people is true at the beginning, in fact, because programmers have enhanced technical capabilities than other people, they can search for such information online. Certainly, their knowledge base is also the most abundant.

These two types of jokes are common to our wives and adults.

In fact, it's not just a joke we often say. More often, it is because it is very easy to chat with us. This is because nine out of ten women are nervous. Without the company of us, we could not have gotten together for a long time. The biggest trick with my wife is to think that my wife is right, and programmers have a natural advantage in this regard. Because they love them very much, and sometimes they are very blind!

As a programmer's wife, the greatest happiness is that all the electrical appliances and computer equipment in the house can be packed with none, and then the husband can be remotely controlled through sound. Therefore, for her, the home device is fully automated. This is much earlier than Bill Gates guessed.

Oh, no. My wife is asleep. I should have taken a rest.