How programmers hunt elephants

ClipperProgramInstead of really hunting elephants, they just buy libraries for part of the elephants and spend a few years trying to integrate them.

DBASE programmers only hunt elephants at night, because no one will notice that they are still using bows.

FoxPro programmers started to use newer and better rifles, which made them spend more time learning new shooting techniques than they actually did.

C programmers refuse to buy rifles directly. They would rather take steel pipes and a mobile machine workshop to Africa to create a perfect rifle from scratch.

Paradox programmers are traveling to Africa with Hollywood movies about elephant hunting. They think they will catch an elephant as they do.

Access programmers started without any experience in hunting elephants. They wore gorgeous hunting costumes, carried all the equipment, found elephants with beautiful telescopes, and found that they forgot to trigger the trigger.

Rbase programmers are rare than elephants. In fact, it is a lucky day for an elephant to see an rbase programmer.

The visual access programmer loaded bullets, raised a rifle, and targeted the elephant. This made the elephant laugh. who escaped? They cannot catch elephants because they have a preference for multiple controls and their jeeps have too many steering wheels to drive.

Ada, APL, and FORTRAN programmers are fictional like Santa Claus and fairies.

COBOL programmers have deep sympathy for elephants that are just as extinct as they are.

Visual c ++ programmers are very efficient in capturing elephants. Unfortunately, if they want to capture the elephants, they have to take the time to learn their own complex hunting technology before they die.

ASP and PHP programmers are always the largest hunting teams. They can participate in their teams as long as they have guns, and they have always maintained a very good friendship, and sometimes they even do not hesitate to win their trophy, A generous gift to our teammates.

Java programmers are so fond of pursuing perfection that they have removed, loaded, and removed hunting rifles. They call this refactoring. Their hunting techniques are indeed brilliant, which envy other hunters, this is because there is a very powerful open-source guy in the world who is always willing to provide them with a variety of free rifles, machine guns ,***......

C # programmers have a natural sense of superiority, because every time they go hunting, they drive a super armored vehicle called vs, and they are jealous of others.

Programmers of VB and Delphi each shoulder their guns and walk on the way to hunting. They began to quarrel about whose hunting techniques were brilliant and whose guns were accurate, so that they forgot the task of hunting elephants.

(Note:ArticleThe previous part was transferred from programmer 2006 in February. I like this humorous taste. I tried it for a noon according to the magazine)
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