I would like to thank the qiange family for their contributions to the Chinese crosstalk industry.

 

Qian Ge, surnamed Yu, said Manchu, And said Hui. The Manchu population is relatively reliable. The ancestor is one of the eight iron hatzers in the Qing Dynasty, the green hatzun, the hereditary, and the manzhou Zhengfang flag is still the normal black flag, which is written by --------- everyone. There is a horse on the left, one household on the right, father of Qian Ge, father of Wang Jian, father of Zhao, and father of Xiao Qian ........., in the Qing Dynasty, the name was aixinjue Luo-basket, and later the name was William-James. Bishop Xin Tian, pray before eating halide, and his mother believes in clothing and the Crown. Qian xiaopan, Jin Lian, Xiao mingzhen, long hair, like to wear a white dress, watch TV, wish to tie into the TV, the little sister flower. Four aunts, magic Liqing, magic Lihong, magic Lihai, and magic lishou.

Qian GE has a son named Guo xiaobao. In the words of Guo Shifu, my son is your apprentice and your son Guo xiaobao is my apprentice.

Yu has a small zoo named Tian, Shang, man, and Jian. There are many chickens in it. They are real chickens, and none of them are there.

Yu is a member and mascot of the Beijing pigeon Association. His pigeon Association floated in the swimming pool of tauranting.

In the old man, he only drinks water from the Yuquan mountains in the western part of Beijing, and soak in Tieguanyin. The first bubble cannot be thirsty. He starts to drink water from the second half, and then ends with the third half and the fourth half ...... The lighter the color, the lighter the color.

He has always eaten vegetables on the market. He rented a land in the suburbs of Beijing, planted his own vegetables, and never used fertilizer. He used his own fertilizer.

Yu's old man practiced martial arts and darts. He is called Xiao Zi if he is less than a dart. The darts were never defeated. After the darts were completed, they were able to hide the darts, even if the whole body was down and down. When the enemy arrived, they shouted, and there was no need to touch the opponent, even if the opponent passes by, the opponent immediately cannot afford to go to the ground.

People are divided into three layers, meat is divided into five layers, the teacher is equal to one, is the meat skin.

Yu's father liked to eat the big intestine of pigs, while Qian's brother liked to eat his waist and make up! I have nothing to do with buying pig's waist and goat's waist, and then stew in the corridor, while some people in the corridor said, "Who stew urine?", after the stew is done, the teacher threw all his waist away, let's just fill in the remaining "Tang.

Yu's formal work was a martial arts master. His grandfather, Yu Dongfang, was also a martial arts master. He got a book named "sunflower Collection" but did not dare to practice it, it hurts to practice. Later, I became an unbeaten employee because I have never been defeated.

Qian Ge likes to drink. If he has nothing to do, he can soak in his own medicinal liquor, ginseng, velvet, Cordyceps, Mink and so on. In the yard, he gets a large tank of liquor and someone steals it, qian Ge put up a sign and wrote "who wants to steal wine and who is my father". The result was half less. Qian Ge wrote a "Bucket" and the next day it was full!

He has three hobbies: Smoking, drinking, burning his hair, and smoking too much. His health is poor. Sometimes he commits hemorrhoids and sometimes suffers abdominal ejaculation. His name is "LAsi" and an old Chinese doctor came to the background, I gave a prescription and bought 6 corn, five of which were chopped, boiled, and drank. If not, I screwed them up with 6th.

Qian Jie, in light of his own experiences, compared with A Dream of Red Mansions, wrote a companion article on Red Mansions, qinglou dream.

Brother Qian's father, Yu babye, prefers to eat a pigsty's big intestine. In the morning, he gets up and gets a big pot of stew. It's a piece of cake. At noon, it's the big pot, it's the intestines, but it's just a whole piece of cake, in the basin, the disk is ready, and the system throws out a head, and eats a large intestine at night. When I went abroad to the high seas, I met a pirate.

Uncle Qian is his uncle. When I was young, my dream was to dedicate my life to the oil industry of my motherland. I searched for oil in the world, and I searched for it in Beijing's second ring road. Later, I went to the gas station to find oil and asked my children to launch it. I had a problem with my mind. I didn't want to be a child. One day I went to the street and had a stomachache. When I went to the public toilet and asked others, when someone else heard it as a public place, he gave me a finger at the cinema and spent 50 yuan to buy a ticket. After checking the ticket, he complained, "it's so easy to get in ", in the dark, I did not dare to move forward. I was afraid that I would fall into the trap, so I would just kneel down in the last row, and I didn't even solve my pants. I also gave the ticket to the people next to me, when I got out, I rolled out several times along the trousers corner and shouted, "Grandpa, you have dropped the mustard ".

 

 

Love son of Qian Ge, famous "guo xiaobao" and Qian Sao.

 

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Brother Qian has never lived white in his life ~ These are all my dreams.