It has grown into 23 years

Source: Internet
Author: User

After graduation, most people have found a job. I don't feel much about it. I continue to do the bad websites in the dormitory, that is, I don't receive the money, and I have to change it indefinitely!

I have always done some out-of-date things at critical moments. This has been the case for 23 years. I have never been able to seize the opportunity at a crucial moment. I am a real fucking idiot and regret it! When a person lives to 23 years old, the more lively and confused, and does not have any taste, it is a bit interesting to recall some of the previous fragments. I have read an article titled "A tough life does not need to be explained". I am not a tough man in my life. I 'd like to explain it.

1 year old: from rural areas

I was born in a fishing village in Beibu Gulf. My uncle said that it was a poor village and a broken place without a store. At first, I thought there was nothing wrong with my family in the countryside. Later I realized that it was a low start point. If you spend your childhood in the countryside, you will be completely finished in your life (seriously ).

2 years old: my aunt was bitten by a dog. 

The only thing I remember was hearing from my grandmother that our family was poor at the time. In order to let me have milk to drink, my aunt went to someone else's house with peanuts and gave me milk. She was bitten by a dog, I was not conscious of the treatment and had sequelae. I have never been concerned about this matter. So far, I have not made any compensation. Sorry!

3 years old: fleeing from the countryside/not your son

No one brought Xiaoyu, and my uncle asked her to bring her children. Grandma also brought me out because I didn't bring her. Since then, I have lived in the city, and since then I began to send messages to others (later my aunt did not like me very much ).

One night, a family enjoys a cold shower on the balcony after dinner.
Uncle asked me: Tiger, do you want to be my son?
I firmly replied: No!
Aunt said angrily: Why not?
I resist: He's not my father! (I think this conversation is classic so far. Why don't I tell my dad !)

4 years old: diseased/egg events

At that time, I got a serious illness and forgot what the disease was. I only remembered that I had a year of work. My uncle and aunt helped me save my life!

Grandma is a light boy and often steals eggs to cook for me (I was a cat in the toilet and closed the door ). Later, I was found to have a quarrel with my mother-in-law. The result was that I was not impressed with eating eggs.

5 years old: Leaving grandma/going to preschool

My aunt's child was born, and my grandmother moved to work. I started to go to bed alone, because no one was standing out and often rolled onto the floor. Later, my uncle thought this was not a solution. He used a large carton to block the door. The next day, he found that the carton was not pushed down, And I still slept on the ground.

My aunt took me to the preschool class and reported it to me. The teacher said he would name it and told everyone to call it. So my aunt solemnly said, "You are surnamed Huang, xx" and told me to repeat it once. Later, when my teacher clicked the word "yellow", I was so confident that the teacher could not stand it for the third time and shouted to the adult standing at the door: "Who is this kid? Why is it so stupid ?"

6 years old: Cookie Stealing/first stay

At that time, I and Xiaoyu were the only people in the house. Both of them had cookies in the closet. Under the planning of Xiaoyu, she usually took the chair and I was responsible for the murder. So every time I was discovered, my brother was often guilty. The most embarrassing thing was how many cookies I didn't eat.

It is probably too stupid. I am asked to stay for one year for organizing discussions. As a result, I continued to lick the candy and runny nose, and read the course for another year.

7 years old: Home/mother/sister

I was impressed when I went home. When my ancestral home was rebuilt, I went back to the shopping spree during the summer vacation. One day, I was playing with a girl at the construction site. I found a bucket containing a lot of white stuff. I grabbed a handful of stuff and suddenly a woman carrying a child rushed over, drag me up and throw my throat. Later, I realized that the lady was my mother, the girl was my sister, and I ate quicklime.

8 years old: first love

In the second year of elementary school, the girl sitting in front of me is a very good girl with beautiful eyes. I really want to play with her, but she never cares about me. One night, after watching a TV series, I wrote a small note. The next day, I got caught in her textbook during the recess. I found her confused (I guess I didn't understand it) and raised my hand to ask the teacher, the teacher smiled at the scene, and later I was reported to my parents. Later, it became a joke during a family gathering every year. The content of the note is: "Please give me Jia ". (If the paper was not confiscated by the teacher, I guess I will take it back to the girl now, huh !)

9 years old: half hour

During primary school reconstruction, we were transferred to a technical school to attend classes. Due to insufficient classrooms, we only attended classes in the morning every day. In the afternoon, we didn't go to the park to pick up water grapes, so we went to our classmates' house to take a triangle plate and play glass beads.

10 years old: Video Game Machine Room/penalty Station

In the fourth grade, I found an electronic game machine room nearby after moving. I was so obsessed with the things in it that I didn't have the money to play. I focused on watching and learning.

I was so obsessed with it that I forgot my meal time every time and was late. I was fined for standing in the circle dedicated for me on the balcony. Then eat and clean up.

11 years old: Playing video games/getting robbed

I met a classmate with pocket money who often took him to the game room to play. I could play for one morning with five cents and two coins. He couldn't survive for 10 minutes. So every time you play a big fight game (3 disks and 2 wins), he plays a game first. If he wins, he will continue. If he loses, he will go top.

The game is very good, but because of its small size, it is often ransomed by senior hooligans. My classmates are robbed of money or game coins. I am robbed of stationery!

12 years old: Learn rogue/undertake housework/8-bit machine, Gameboy/quiz very bad

In the sixth grade, after suffering from being robbed, I went with my classmates and snatched the lower-grade students with a pencil-cutting knife.

I started to take part in the housework, cleaning at ordinary times, buying breakfast at, washing the toilet at weekends, and making gas.

I found that all the partners in the compound were playing 8-bit machines and Gameboy. I felt that the arcade was very out and seldom went there.

The primary school entrance exam is very bad. The teacher encouraged me to say that I would be promising when I was smart. I also wrote in the commemorative book: Do not lose foot or hate (because I am addicted to the poor performance of electronic games ).

 

------ Sleepy eyes, sleep, and then partially continued ------------------------

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