A classic story with three hundred girls
1. My daughter told me that her boyfriend was sleeping in order to fall in love with her and her boyfriend. Mom and mother: "self-built? "Said the daughter," okay, he's not dead. "Mom said:" I have already said that he is a tough guy and cannot be a big deal. You see, how can I pay for this little thing? "
Don't count on women to think about it. They don't know what it means. In one thousand, they had one thousand reasons to open their own business. What is life-related? She is still the correct one.
2. The female teacher wrote a response on the blackboard and asked, "What is this, children? "The children replied with a single mouth:" Ass! The female teacher cried and ran out of the classroom. He asked the school director to warn: "The children laughed at people. "The headmaster walked into the classroom and said with a strong expression:" How did you make the old man cry? Ah! I got my ass on the blackboard! "
Turn the cool fruit into an ass. It's nice to cry. It's nice to tell you. It's amazing. Before that, a woman liked to find something wrong with others, and the more she thought about the grievance. It is often said that, if a person is not a hacker, can he still do anything? There will be experience, and women will not. They are always right. Even if they are lost, they are also a pair of faces.
3. At the dinner party, the rocket experts revealed to everyone: "recently, we are about to send the dead mouse to Mars. "The voice hasn't fallen, and a pretty girl interjected:" This is a big mouse, and the cost is too high! "
A woman directly thinks that something is the same as what it is, does not conduct research, and does not conduct rational thinking. Chairman Mao said that he had no right to speak without further research. No permission to send a statement. They feel good about themselves and do not take others' opinions at all. This is especially true for beautiful women.
4. A woman goes into the game, wants a computer, and then throws it. The second round is required. After the third round, she sent the email to the staff and sent the email quickly. After the women left, our staff made fun of the three computers. First, let's look at it: everything is over, and I don't want to see you any more. For the second reason, don't call me again. The third content is: I am waiting for you to take the nearest train of fire.
If the first two computers are sent out, everything will end. The third one can be sent out, and the starting point is again. Qiu jizhen said that there are two things in the world that are most suitable for payment. One is to fall to this region, and the other is to fall to another woman. If a woman really goes to another stage, just let it go. Sometimes, they are not sure. When she says she hates you, maybe she already has you. When she says she does not hate you, she may have forgotten you. You cannot take her words as true. Because anti-terrorism is not so common, it is difficult to deal with them.
5. A golden-eyed woman got on the plane and sat down at her head. When the flight attendant received a ticket, he told her: "Your flight ticket is normal and you cannot sit here. "The woman said," I am a white man and a beautiful woman. I want to sit down and wait for my sister to go to luoshan. "The flight attendant had no choice but to inform the Organization chief. The organization chief said to the beauty: "Sorry! You don't have a ticket for the first-class ticket, so you can only go to the normal ticket. "" I am a white man and a beautiful girl. I want to sit down and wait for my sister to go to luoshan. "The beauty still repeat that sentence. No way for the organization leader to do it. He can find another organization leader. As the head of the machine leaned over to the beauty of the ears, the beauty of the horse stood up and strode toward the ordinary man. The flight attendant was so anxious that he was busy asking her what she said to her. The airport chief replied, "I told her that she could not find the robot. "
This kind of IQ still wants to sit on the head and wait for a while. This is really true! Some people say that pretty women are not very cute. What's the reason for mixing them? Rely on quail eggs. White people, beautiful women, and so on, they dare to mix up and adjust their minds.
6. A pretty female streamer has made a huge success in shopping and washing supplies. Someone taught her tips, and she said, "It's very simple. When both of my husband and I went to worship the house, they explained their intention to the husband and introduced the performance and characteristics of the products. Finally, tell him that you don't have to wait for the next time. At this time, the hostess next to the mailbox often shows the degree of attention, so I am busy writing my things. "
Maybe you can find a woman who does not want to eat, but she can't find a woman who is not jealous. Vinegar, make women refined. Maybe they don't have too much wisdom, but there are tricks and eyes.
7. Two women met in the street. A said: "I received a ticket from the court, saying that an important case required me to appear in court tomorrow as a credential. "B:" Do you think it is okay? "A said:" It's very difficult. I don't know what to wear. "
Women are better at making things small, as small as dressing, dressing, and female. Men tell people to remember, they see political news; women tell people to remember, they see post-personal affair. Men take business as life, and women take life as work. Fashion and face-to-face clothes are the eternal theme of women. They find confidence, confidence, and happiness from that side.
8. A woman has a daughter, but she only gives her daughter a new dress, so that she can wear a new dress. Some people laughed at her eccentric, and she explained: "out-of-band, special attention should be paid to packet loss. "
If this person is from the provider, he must issue the issue. Marriage transactions also require business start, so her wisdom is useless. On that day, when I watched TV, a beautiful woman said to her daughter in a cynical tone: "aren't our women a man's dress? "The words are not very well spoken, and there is no reason to listen. First, women are hiding in their clothes. They cannot leave this bag. Second, women pursue clothes and men pursue women.
9. A woman puts her marriage certificate into the case bag, and then writes the four words with no humor: long term ticket.
There is a popular saying that it is better to get married than to get married. It is a good fortune to marry. Everything you want is "never ready ". Of course, you have to get married. In general, a woman uses her own youth and beauty to turn to man's power of wealth and privilege. A woman who makes a ticket to the "Long-term ticket" must not be a pretty girl. Otherwise, she can hand in to an automatic withdrawal machine.
10. A Fan said with great enthusiasm to his girlfriend: "playing football is just like playing football. You have to work hard. It would have been a success if I had been able to stick to football like a candy. "My girlfriend said," then, I will kick it out! "
A woman is always worried about being insecure. Why does a man not have such a category? Because a man's personality and life are upright. Why can't a woman stand up? Why do we have to attach to others?
