Let's talk about your embarrassment when I go to work.

I want to say that, near the Mid-Autumn Festival, I really don't want to write any more technical articles. I was a living girl, andTechnologyWeiwu, jin'er ~ Let's replace it with the story of programmers at work.

 

English, I believe it is a weakness of many developers. I hate technical skills, but I don't know any English words, but I always want to ask little editors ~ Think of this, make up your heart uncomfortable ~ Really want to say "Brother ~ Do you know that my sister is not good at English and wants to tease me ?"

Let's take a look at what a supervisor said during a meeting:

Mr. Wang, please "push" this matter as soon as possible, and follow the "Plan" We set earlier to "follow" this "case ", every "Milestone" should be "shared", and the work you are responsible for should be fully "open ", it is best to have a "Conference" with the customer tomorrow to "face to face.

Xiao Li, your "project" has some "delay" recently. So many "Resources" have been allocated to you and so many "parttimes" have been allocated to you ", as a "PM", you should know that the current "cost" may not be able to cover this project. You need to complete it as soon as possible.

Recently, "marketing" has a tight requirement on our "team" and their performance has also increased. As a Technical Department, we must firmly back the "product.

.... To be continued

Please note that this is not a joke! This is an ordinary department meeting! If you don't understand these words, you don't know what you are talking about during the Conference. The editor secretly flipped through the dictionary and translated it to developers ~

Mr. Wang, please "push" this matter as soon as possible and follow the "Plan" we have set up in the early stage to "track" this "thing ", every "Milestone" should be shared, and the work you are responsible for should be fully "open to everyone ", it is best to have a "Seminar" with the customer tomorrow to have a "face-to-face" discussion.

Xiao Li, your "project" has been "delayed" recently. So many "Resources" have been allocated to you and so many "temporary employees" have been assigned to you ", as a "Project Manager", you should know that the current "cost" may not support this project. You need to complete it as soon as possible.

Recently, the "Market Department" has a tight requirement on our "team" and their performance has also increased, as a technical department, we must firmly back up "Product Development.

~~~~ (>_< )~~~~ After the effort was exhausted, the editor finally fulfilled the expectations. However, I carefully summarized some frequently used Conference English words for developers, I don't have to wait for a meeting with a technical engineer and just nod my head. It seems like I know a lot about it ~

Follow: Tracking

During the meeting, we usually say "in this case you follow" is to let you track this matter.

Milestone: milestones and stages

"Please share every milestone" is to let everyone know the progress of your project.

Solution: Solution

"Provide users with a total solution" to provide a comprehensive solution.

Announce: announce

"Send your thoughts through email announce" and send a group email to let everyone know some of the plans you want to express.

On-site: on-site service

"Which engineer is on-site?" requires an engineer to go to the user's site to implement the service.

Report: report

In many cases, you are used to translating "report" into "report". In fact, "report" itself is a noun and verb, and many places are used as a verb. For example, someone in a company asked, "Who are you reporting? ", This sentence means "Who is your supervisor ".

More titles'

CEO: Chiefexecutiveofficer short name, CEO

Coo: Short for chiefoperatingofficer, President of Operations

CTO: Chiefw.yofficer, Chief Technology Officer

Director: Director

HR: Abbreviation of humanresource, Human Resources Department

CS: Abbreviation of customerservice, customer service department

MIS: Company office network and office equipment management personnel

Teamleader: Team Leader

PM: Project Manager (short for Project Manager)

Sales: Sales personnel.

Engineer: Engineer

Parttime: A temporary employee or a part-time employee

Limited time, small make up to briefly introduce these few, if you need to make up the dictionary, you can leave a message in time, small make up the private number "3838438 ",Mid-Autumn FestivalDuring this period, Alibaba Cloud will not be able to provide services for the moment ~ Hey hey ~

Let's talk about your embarrassment when I go to work.