Non-life-a rookie programmer's 5-year career road section 13th

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Non-Life-A cainiaoProgramMember's 5-year career road 13th
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Date: 22:34:28
21 -- boss
The first person in the Department that Mr. Dong knew was Secretary mm Xiaofeng. When she was young, she walked and talked faster than others. She said, "My name is Feng Yue, the Secretary of the Department, you can find me in the future. You have already notified your team lead. You can sit down and he will pick you up immediately ." After that, I did not hesitate to turn around and tap on the keyboard. When I caught the phone, I called: "Hello, high mm. I'm Feng Yue. I just sent you an email to check it ...... Yes, our colleague wants to create an account. What materials do you need ......"
Dong Yanming sat down on the stool and watched the girl's back. He thought that the Brigade training was just like dreaming.
After the training of the brigade, Dong Yanming went straight to his office area. The cadre department of the product line also organized two hours of new employee training, but after he called the secretary, he decided to miss the training. Later, he found that many seemingly important training courses at Huawei were redundant due to overlapping department responsibilities. For example, after the training of the brigade, the Cadre department had to take up two more hours for training, however, for employees directly under the Department, there is no such training at all, and there is no need for a cadre department to retrain their employees.
Dong Yanming moved from training to the R & D zone, and the F1 building stood upright. The security guard told him that he could take a commuter car. He looked at the commercial car and didn't believe it was used to pull employees from various areas within the company, so walking has passed.
He couldn't find the door when he walked downstairs at F4. According to the consistent logic, after he went around the building, he came across three pregnant women. He gave up with respect, and then walked around and met two pregnant women, he never met pregnant women at such a high density in such a concentrated time, and immediately began to fear. Just a few steps forward, we walked around the main entrance of F4, where there was a small Fountain Square, and there were several pregnant women on it. Dong Yanming shouted a strange side and quickly rushed into the building.
When he reached the door, the security guard in the suit stopped him. With a small hand, he motioned him to swipe his card on the instrument that checked his identity at the door. He brushed the card with fear, and the security guard said: "Open your package."
Xiao Dong also honestly opened it. He also planned to find out his cell phone with no camera, no Bluetooth, no USB, and almost became a toy, as a result, the security guard just gave a brief glance at the bag and then waved a big margin to let it go. The ceremony was the same as the tall, thick, and towering arch in most churches-dong Yanming began to fear from walking into the glass door, a fear of what it looked like.
Feng mm asked Dong Yanming to wait for the next five minutes. A man in a plaid shirt came and took Xiao Dong with enthusiasm. Then he left and said to Feng Yue, "Feng mm, I took it away. I will send you my mentor later." Dong Yanming also wondered how the man called "Mei" in person. It was too frivolous. Later, I learned that in my internal emails, everyone called GG and mm each other. In My Life, girls in the company, especially secretaries, added mm after their surnames, this is also a characteristic of Huawei.
Each layer of the F4 building is divided into two office areas, one office area is also several dozen meters long, the fan is divided into a dozen pieces, each with six corner tables and two middle places. The plaid shirt took Dong Yanming to a seat in the middle and pulled two chairs to sit next to him.
Dong Yanming's waist was straight waiting for the guidance from the leaders, but the man wrote "Gao Shou" with a paper and pen, and said with a smile: "This is my name. My phone number is 135 XXXXXXXX. You save it, i'm your team lead. You can call me if you have any questions in the future."
Dong Yanming made such an opening remarks and quickly introduced himself. Gao Shou knocked on the table and smiled and said, "If your mentor is not there, I will introduce you to our department ." He picked up the pen and wrote and painted it again. "Our Company's departments are matrix structures, at the top of which is the PDT manager. Our PDT manager is Lao Wang, called Wang Shouyi ......" He wrote down the name of the boss, "The departments around PDT are ...... Our department is the Development Department, and our boss is Ding Ning. I am responsible for him on human resources ...... In the old ding, there is the old man, who is the Development Representative and called the Yi Zhengyi. I am responsible for the Development ......", He wrote down the name of the boss and then smiled and said, "You are standing up now. Look at the one that is the most noisy about 10 meters away at nine o'clock AM, the boss of our hundred people ."
Dong Yanming is not used to such an introduction. Gao shoushu told the leaders of this age like the old man next door. He could not imagine that he once shouted Dr. Wu and called the old man the director, what kind of face will you get.
Gao Shou said a few words, and the person sitting at the two came back and said with a smile on his face: "Hey, pan is always working hard. Come sit down and have a rest !" Dong Yanming was shocked and thought that the big man had to hurry up and said, "No. Gao has worked hard. Is this Dong Yanming ?"
This person is Dong Yanming's mentor. Dong Yanming stood up and held Pan's big hand with both hands. He did not forget to shake his hands left and right. He just shook his hands and stabbed him. He pointed to a person next door and said: "Look, it's old ding."
Old Ding? Development Minister? Dong Yanming looked up and found that ding, who was recruiting him, was not far away from talking to him. He was overjoyed and immediately threw Pan's hand and shouted Ding Zong. Ding smiled and came over and patted Xiao Dong's shoulder and said, "Come? After a few days ?"
Dong Yanming said with excitement: "I arrived on a plane ticket and the plane has not been reimbursed yet ."
Ding Zong paused and turned to Gao shousaid, "Don't forget to let him attend the new employee Forum. Oh, right, don't forget to ask his mentor to guide him through the reimbursement e-stream ." I patted Dong Yanming's shoulder and nodded and left.
Dong Yanming was shot twice by the Director of the Development Department, also known as the director of the third-level department. The director of the Development Department turned his head and found Gao shouhe and Pan were very nervous and looked at Lao Ding and him, they asked Dong Yanming, "How do you know Lao ding? ", Dong Yanming said that he was a recruitment examiner and the two were relaxed.
After Gao shouzou's departure, Dong Yanming was not used to the two worlds of PAN Zong. He said, "Where are you from, Mr. Pan ?"
Pan said, "don't call me Mr. Pan. It's a brother ."
"What is that? You are my teacher ."
"No, just name it. You can call it pan ."
"Ah? Pan ...... Pan ......" Dong Yanming thought it was difficult to look at Pan as pan was calling Pan an. He looked at Pan an and whispered "pan an". Then he said, "I'll call you the boss ."
In the evening, Dong Yanming attended the new employee forum, where he was the old man Ding and the old man in the mouth of Gao shoushou. In fact, both of them were 30-year-old employees, both of whom were 10 thousand employees.
There are not many things in Old Ding, but he hasn't stopped talking. He especially likes to say fuck. He told everyone to adapt to the Department's pace as soon as possible, to work hard, to be proactive, to take on the responsibilities of old employees as early as possible. He slapped his thigh and said, "I don't like to say this. Together, I am a brother. My brother must be able to call me, fight with me, and be invincible ......"
Like a dozen new employees, Dong Yanming nodded with tears in his eyes and was deeply touched. However, he whispered in his mind: "The battle is invincible ...... Win ...... Cannot win !"

Date: 21:19:24
22 -- have a clear mind
Dong Yanming left, went to Shenzhen, and went to Huawei, Which I abandoned a few years ago. I really missed him. It's almost a month. I 've heard that I'm tired of B. I 've learned brand new things. I don't have to assess or train every day. I have to leave at half past eight in the evening and get home at. I also want to talk to you about enrichment, 2. In the first few days to participate in the mini training, closed training for a week, specifically talking about the IPD-CMM process, also told me that the old cow B, also always told me vword process. I care about the process you approve. You said that the company has the effort to make people do not work for a week. Isn't that a second. Yes, Company B is also hiring staff! Yo, it seems like a good pair.
Before leaving, Dong Yanming asked me to have a meal with sangjun. At that time, there was the fat man Liu Dalong. I tried my best to persuade them to turn back to the bank. Liu Dalong was able to recognize the last moment and regret it, it is a pity that Dong B is just like eating zookeeper, and wants to pull the sang army together to go To the bitter sea.
What did you say that night?
Huawei is so cool-mixed, and Shenzhen is so cool-mixed? One month's salary is 5000 or 6000, and one week's work is 70 hours. You are desperate to earn money. Heaven to the left, Shenzhen to where? Hey, let's see. Although the fat guy Liu Dalong is pig-headed, he just nodded.
Besides, 5000 or 6000 of your salary in this city is high. Are you still high when you go to Shenzhen? That is a high-consumption place, and the living indicator is beyond the capital. I am afraid you will have a few left to eat and hold. Ah, Liu Dalong is a really good guy. He has already started to help me talk about it. Right, let's ask Dong B. You said you said yes. Let's talk about it, how much money can you have in a month!
Ah? You don't want to make money, joke, I don't know your family's bottom, you don't make money, you drink, your house price is so high, you don't make money ...... What? Three-Level Jump ??? Oh, my God, Dong B is so stupid. You are ready to jump again when you dance all the mud once? Ah? Are you sure you want to continue? Keep jumping back ?...... You're not stupid. You're crazy!
Are airborne troops so cool? I also came back to find a small company as a small leader. This is China! No interpersonal relationships. are you standing? What do you like as airborne troops? I told you, the airborne troops are under great siege, and they are chasing for the last resort! Ah? Are airborne troops born to be surrounded by humans? Even the lines of the brothers have come out. No, it doesn't match your character. You should recite your poems.
I did not say so ...... Shut up, don't carry it back, you will carry it back, what the road has countless users, you think who you are, you are an IT migrant workers, it is better than typist is limited. Migrant workers recite poems ...... Are you different from migrant workers who move bricks and walls? No! I will tell you where it is important for migrant workers to do what they do!
Ah? What is the difference between bricks? I use the same bricks to build the toilet, and you can build the nest. How can you do that? Who do you think you are. I also tell you that you are still in the south. Do you know that there are many ghosts in the south? Do you know how smart the South is? You cannot compare the quality!
Sang B is getting more and more annoying now. If she doesn't talk for a long time, she will be flattering when she speaks. Oh, do you think it is useful for Dong B to cover hundreds of things in one night? After you take a job, do you still have the same concept as taking a college exam? You are so silly and naive. It's good to be at home, and it's hard to go out! If Dong B is smarter than you, he can count as a cool. How can I count on so many university scholarships!
I am engaged in a hundred battles. I have seen more people. Which company in this city have I ever thought? You need to know that Huaneng in our city is worse than you, and I am talking and laughing like that! You don't always want to make a big company, and then try to do it for a few years, and then humiliate me! Too simple, sometimes naive! You have to ask me if my support does not support job-hopping. If I say yes, I can tell you this clearly. I often want to change jobs. Do you say support is not supported !?
I have said that here, you cannot compete with others when you go to Huawei. How do you feel when you are thirty years old and want to be a programmer? Do you know that programmers and prostitutes both eat youth meals? If you don't have a supervisor, I think you have a family. Can you work overtime? Can you get the salary of a young man? New technologies are coming. Can you learn faster than people? I will tell you that I will be switching around soon or doing management. In short, I don't have to work!
Sang B is increasingly unable to speak, but he is more busy with being a supervisor. How is it possible? When the supervisor is in charge, he can lead others.
Liu Piao, I just gave you a compliment and you will give me an eye. What language is just tool experience is king? What else is it like? What programming experts are there, you are also killed by Huawei.
What is Wang Dao? If you don't work, it's Wang Dao !! Is Lao Tzu ready to be a test engineer, or is it easy ......

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