Origin of Japan

Wu dalang was angry after Pan Jinlian fell in love with Ximen Qing, but he could not. You can't beat Simon Qing. Let's just say, Pan Jinlian doesn't listen. Shi kill cannot be insulted. In one breath, Wu dalang decided to commit suicide in the Yellow River. He floated in the water and was rolled into a small island by sea. The local fishermen salvaged him and found that there was still a sigh of relief. They had to breathe manually to save the dying man.
The fishermen said that there was a tall, handsome, and mighty man on the island. Our grandparents were so short that they wanted to use the height and momentum of this gentleman to improve their popularity, he is the King of us. As a result, Wu dalang became the king. Wu dalang soon had a large group of princes. Since then, the height of the local residents has improved significantly.
Wu dalang was the King, and he started very diligently. Every day, "There is something to play early and nothing to do early ". After a few days, he found him very boring. Officials have to talk about things for half a day. As he said, you will write the important content of things as an example for me. Officials are very curious. What is "write "? We cannot read or write.
Wu dalang said, Well, I will give you a cram school to complete the literacy program. He started a literacy class for officials with his limited knowledge to learn words. However, Wu dalang is a man who sells slice cakes and only knows a few words. He only remembers some radicals in many words. When officials learned and spread it out, they forgot some part of the word, which formed the current "fake" text: hirakana, Katakana, and so on. This is an important part of Toyo culture.
Although the text was invented, there was no paper, so little Japan stole paper from the Chinese. The paper was finally made, but because of their poor technology at the time, the paper was not very good. They showed the paper they made to King Wu dalang. Wu dalang looked at the paper very badly and said angrily, "isn't it a toilet paper !" Since no one dared to change the word as the King said so, the Japanese managed to use the paper as toilet paper.
Wu dalang received more support after carrying out this reform. One day he noticed that his subject had no name. As he said, this is not acceptable. You must have a famous surname. Of course, Zhao Qian, sun, Li, you can't call it. If you want to live, you can give it a surname. Therefore, the surnames such as "Tanaka", "Panasonic", and "mountain Tain" are available. As for the name, let's go to the "one, two, three, and four" columns. But the boss cannot be called "dalang". It makes me jealous and can only be called "Taro". The second child cannot be called "Erlang". It makes me jealous of Wu Erlang, it can only be called "jilang ". In other words, you call them in order. I have no opinion. Therefore, this country has the names of "mountain Taro" and "Tanaka jilang.
After being king, Wu dalang is always full of flavor. He remembered that when he was drifting at sea, there was nothing to eat and he could only catch fish. In retrospect, the taste is quite good. Therefore, when he asks his cook to cook fish, he must just cook it. After the promotion of this dish, it received enthusiastic support from the people throughout the country and became a famous dish in the country. Wu dalang also found that the local people still slept in bed like Chinese people. He was very angry. He thought that since Pan Jinlian and Simon Qing had a crush, Simon Qing often came to his house and had no place to go to bed, so he had to go to bed. I can only go to bed as a king, and you can only go to bed!
In this way, you will not forget the shame of winning your wife! So he issued a decree. Since then, the people of the country have only been able to sleep on the ground with blocks. This is the so-called * collapsing Rice.
Wu dalang thought that in China, when the King was a king, the sky was full. I don't even have a logo in this country. It's so boring. So he took out his apron when he sold his bread, and called it the eunuch to wash it. It was white and used it as the flag. There must always be a sign on the flag. All the impressions in Wu dalang's head are only those that have been sold. Then he branded a red and round slice and pasted it in the middle of his apron. This became the national flag of the island.
Wu dalang became the king for several years, and he had no trouble. At the moment of his death, he was still unable to beat Simon Qing and report his wife's revenge. As a result, he left his training and asked future generations to contact Simon Qing to report their bad feelings. Later, his children and grandchildren went to the Shaolin Temple to learn a few tricks to commemorate the King Wu dalang, it was named "wushong" (after that, due to the low cultural level of kung fu students, and the country's words were "fake texts", it was passed as "wushti ", because Wu dalang is a white-handed man, these kung fu are also called "Karate ".)
At the beginning of the year, the descendants of the martial arts began to send people to the Chinese mainland to seek revenge for Ximen Qing, but they were hit by the sea by our hero Qi Jiguang ". In the 20th century, the Wu people in China went from north to south, from East to West, and broke the vast majority of my rivers and mountains. They still did not find the enemy Simon Qing. So they actually want the Chinese to learn their "fake" text, ask the Chinese to take their names as they do, and ask the Chinese to achieve "Big East Asian Common Prosperity" under the "apron pancake ". This really made Chinese people who couldn't win on the battlefield laugh.
Recently, a descendant of Wu dalang heard of reliable intelligence and suspected that Ximen Qing was living in the same area of Fujian. As a result, the Diaoyu Islands opposite to Fujian seems to have been selling biscuits on the island all day long.