Oschina entertainment bullet -- I love the fall of v587

On Tuesday, the cold air arrived yesterday. It was cold. It was a bit cold...

If the sky falls into the ranks of the people of Sri Lanka, he must first unload his QQ, seal his microblog, delete it, paste it, collect his computer, take his mobile phone, drop his iPad, and cut off his wifi, cut its network cable to make it boring, then sit, drink tea, think, exercise, read, play the piano, practice words, wise, enlightened, refined, and then become a big device!

Who can do this ???

For those above, I want to make myself unable to do anything, and I will not be responsible for the whole life, mainly because I feel very cold ~

@ Moli: why is it so cold today? It was so hot yesterday. You said it hurts. Do you guys say it's cold? -- Shiwang

@ Beer _: I am a tree in autumn. I just forgot to wear my trousers.

It seems that there are a lot of people who can assume the role, so I am relieved ~

Cold, cold benefits

@ Xiong believes in Xiong DA's words: winter is really suitable for falling in love. You can share a long scarf. You put your hand in his pocket. He wrapped you In a long coat and thought it was warm. If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

@ Fan cuixia: winter is really perfect for falling in love. You can share a thick blanket, without clothing, and hold it together-think about it and feel warm. If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Of course, in relative terms, the silk is always cold, and nothing else...

@: It's cold. Please be careful.

Right, long snacks. I always have to work hard on Monday. Let's take a look at the tools:

Company office machine

YesDon't try it out... It must be a great deal of effort!

Of course, the configuration on a tall node is not enough, but also the service on the tall node should be used:

@ 001 001: It's amazing to see your product go through a round of iteration! Thanks to oschina's git, it makes it easier for me to manage projects!

There is also a beautiful mood, the beautiful mood comes from a variety of inflation and charging, I believe everyone knows ~

Ah! Monday again! It's time to charge again!

When you have it all, you will become a domineering hero ~

What is domineering? Please refer to the following small series:

Domineering attitude:

@ C-sharp: @ sweet potato, do you know?

This @ sweet potato is not domineering ???

Domineering momentum:

Kill all female's big brother ~

@ Dafei: when the card is pushed to the end of the game, there will be no bonus. When the card is pushed to the end of the game, you will be able to blow it up. He even began to doubt his life.

Oh, ouba, it's so domineering ~

Domineering parking Methods ~

@ Old yam with a half-length clip: Is that okay? Will the car be damaged after a long time?

If you have a car, you will be domineering.

Domineering makeup ~

Who is bored?

Domineering female colleagues:

I want to change my iPhone and talk to a girl once. Me: "I want to buy an apple ." She: "Okay, buy sweet ones ." Me: "Sweet? ." She: "Ah? Apple is not a cucumber. How can this problem be solved ?" (I believe she is joking ...)

Mighty domineering daughter-in-law ~

Do such a daughter-in-law want to marry her?

Anyway, @ sweet potato is not a domineering daughter-in-law...

Domineering QQ:

@ 013

Is there a deep sense of powerlessness...

What is the most domineering answer to a domineering question?

Q: Why is the young girl still tired of him? A: Who says there is no car? He has been using a card.

Q: I have a female with Six boyfriends. What should I do on Valentine's Day? A: Eat hot pot together.

Q: What kind of car is used for marriage? A: The bougatti Airlines opened the road, and the Aston Martin camera, the ds8 escort in Berlin, and the bride and groom rode the donkey.

Q: What should I do if I have dug up a corpse in the garden where I bought a house? Do you want an alarm. A: Continue digging. There are terracotta warriors and horses below.

How can we survive this Singles Day for a domineering PC ???

Ye's bachelor is no longer alive.

Domineering open-source Chinese prizes ~

@ Baichuan side: @ A Jiao, the mug has arrived. Is this a gift?

@ Yuan Guotao: Hair, also known as qingsi. Because of its homophonic voice, young women in ancient times had "sent qingsi" to implicitly express their affection. -- <Dictionary of ancient cultural knowledge. poetry volume>

What is this? I will send you a few @ sweet potatoes next time. Remember to add them to your favorites ~

Domineering thieves:

@ Warrior_by: I met a thief at work today. I told him that I am a programmer and he left me alone.

How miserable the programmer's life was, and even thieves paid close attention to it...

Domineering glasses, I want a BSD Protocol, which is commonly called a contemptuous

Look at the glasses of the open source protocol?

Keke and Keke, now I am a little bit domineering to popularize the most popular words recently: coming out of the cabinet

@ Halemixiu: The act of releasing a cabinet (coming out) to reveal your sexual disposition or gender identity to others. For example

After the domineering explanation, someone did this:

@ Open-source China's chief massage master: Rizhao incense burner produces Ziyan, sweet potato is my day

Oh, I really admire it and send a deep blessing ~

Do you accept the domineering confession? @ Sweet potato

The only explanation for this situation is as follows:

@ Think-loving people: You and I are all single-wing angels. Only by embracing each other can we fly. It is said that people come to the world to look for the other half. I have found you with great hardships! However, we found that our wings were straight.

It is said that,

A study shows that most men do not think that women with a slimming board are more attractive. They prefer a little meat (about 30% of body fat ), concave and convex women-less fat distribution at the waist, more buttocks and thighs. Therefore, girls with meat are more popular! Great! It's for meat ..

It must be too many sister-in-law paper to lose weight, which makes everyone prefer to stir up the foundation...

Come back to the right track. Let's take a look at the sweet love stories between Wang and Mi ~

Xiao Wang: "Hello, can I treat you as a pillow ?" Xiaomi: "Good ~" Love ~

Envy, cute. Hurry up and find a sister-in-law and give birth to a baby.

@ Baozou youxia is a model. He is completely immersed in happiness. He said that he would like to hold the baby to record the opening video of the year-end gala of the open-source Beijing event in China:

@ Baozou youxia: Think about how to make a video.

It's really cute, and our video will be very warm.

Of course, the OSC features are not as powerful as they are.:

@ Wikizhao: Wait until you write a line to the video blessing of the Beijing Field Source conference. You can just borrow another professional camera tomorrow. Do you want to have a few native models to accompany you. PS: How long is video recording better.

@ Editor: Editor .vs. 4.bluray.1080p.aac.x264.mp4

@ Chief orthopedic director of Open Source China: That night, I opened source. Avi.

Looking at the title, I am very much looking forward to it. Hurry up and let everyone see how deep you love OSC.【Opening video collection]

I felt like I was naked. Maybe I was taken into consideration by @ small editors?

La la! Time flies so fast that it will be less than 20 days away from the Beijing yuanchu summit. Let's look forward to it ~

At the end of the topic, hey, by convention, James cannot always be absent:

@ Oscfox: The teacher asked James to answer the question: "Create a rhetorical question. "James:" What do you mean? "Teacher:" Create a statement. "James:" I don't want to create it. "Instructor:" Exclamation point. "James:" I will never create it! "Teacher:" question. "James:" Do I have to create it? "Teacher:" double negative statements. "Xiao Ming:" It seems I have to create it. "Instructor:" quotes. "Xiao Ming:" Well, I don't know how to make a sentence even if I hate little books. "Teacher:" OK, it's completely correct. Please sit down. "

@ Gneiss: "students, today we are going to learn about couplets. JAMES: "Teacher, I will !" Teacher: "Good! My uplink contact is "the moon falls into James Qingshan". Please contact the downlink. "James:" The sunrise teacher is white water. "Teacher:" Come to my office after class ."

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