Oschina Monday strum--it's all in the movies.

What did you do at home this weekend? You see, the sister of the island will live and make taffy at home.

The island of a sister herself cooking a pot of toffee, looks very delicious ...

Taffy can make explosive effects, and it's pretty standard.

Sugar to eat less, will grow fat, especially in autumn is a season to add autumn fat

When the Fat Man and the skinny stand together ... Via: The ex was a psychopath.

Are you often harassed by some vendor's junk software, but those inside the manufacturer can't stand it?

@Force armed guards . : Baidu employees are unhappy with Baidu

There seems to be a lot of people with conscience.

The heart of harm can not be, the heart of the people can not be no, buy an insurance plan

@xlyslr : If one day this insurance is lost ...

The following man should have bought a huge insurance for the woman ...

@ Stupid Monkey : The couple went for a ride, unfortunately there was a car accident! Women are dying! The situation is better for men! Woman: Honey, I guess I can't. Man: You don't say that ... Woman: Listen to me, or I'll his grave! Man: Well, you say I listen ... Woman: Before I die, can you promise me a request? The man is trembling at the moment: Well, I will promise you what you say! Woman: You ... Are you special? Can not laugh at ... Are you so happy?

Now the children are so simple, a simple soap can make them so happy

@ not small white : A teacher asked three students what you could fill a room with. The first student found straw and covered the floor, and the teacher shook his head. The second student to find a candle, suddenly the room filled with light, the teacher still shook his head, because the student's shadow was not taken. Then the third student threw a piece of soap on the floor, and, without a moment, the cheerful voice was full of the room ~

It's just as simple as the parents.

It is said that the parents most often committed two errors are: 1, the child with the opposite sex classmates good, is love; 2, the child and same-sex classmates good relations, is not in love via: Memory Special Vest

You should not have beaten less when you were young, why do you get beaten less when you grow up?

One day, Xiao Ming asked his father, "Why did I make a mistake when the teacher hit me?" Dad said: "That is because you can not beat them, and when you hit, they began to talk to you about the reason ...

In fact, God is fair to everyone.

God is fair, give you ugly appearance, must also give you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated. Via: When I say it, you laugh.

A man is ugly, even your son is against you

My wife asked me to get a haircut and said my hair was too long to look at, and my son said on the side: "Don't worry." "I kua son:" Have a definite opinion, can't do everything according to your mother to do. "The son said:" Cut hair is not better than now see where to go, grow like this, don't waste money. ”

Is this downstairs, do you want to go over it?

A couple celebrated their wedding anniversary at the restaurant. In the romantic atmosphere, the wife sweet to her husband said: "Husband, Next life you would like to marry me?" "The husband moved the side tears side to answer:" Wife, this life meets you, I am very happy! However, happiness once is enough! Next life I want to give the opportunity to others, so that others can also be happy. ”

How many people have pain points in the following sentence?

Don't... Stop it, via:g.

Now the film writers are what, the brain is so ... But there seems to be nothing wrong

What are the common flags that stand up in a movie? For example: After this battle I will go back to my hometown to get married ... Via: My friend is a wonderful man.

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