Oschina Monday strum--The path of programmer's step

What did you do in Sunday? Are you working overtime or are you sleeping? When we have time, we programmers should study hard and add to it.

Program Ape's reading History: X Language Introduction->x language application Practice->x language High-order programming->x language Science and art--programming the beauty of programming, and the program of Zen--------Cervical spondylosis Rehabilitation Guide.

The programmer's path to upgrade, all of you little friends to that stage? Small make-up seems to jump straight to the last level ...

Job-hopping is something everyone will experience, so how can programmers interview?

Interviewer: "Familiar with what language". Candidate: "JAVA". Interviewer: "Know what is called class?" Applicant: "I this person is really, work hard, do not know what is tired". Interviewer: "Know what a bag is?" ”。 Applicant: "I am a person who does not have a bag or a company to prepare." Interviewer: "Do you know what an interface is?" ”。 Candidate: "I am a man of earnest work." Never find excuses to be lazy. " Interviewer: "Know what inheritance is." Applicant: "I am an orphan with nothing to inherit". Interviewer: "Do you know what you call an object?" ”。 Applicant: "Know, but I work hard, self-motivated, and for the moment have no intention to find the object." ”。 Interviewer: "Do you know polymorphism?" ”。 Applicant: "Know, I'm very conservative." I think it's immoral for a beloved woman to have an abortion for the sake of her own momentary happiness! What does this have to do with C #? ”

In addition to software engineer, actually do hardware engineer and project manager also good

It is said that a software engineer, a hardware engineer and a project manager took the bus to the seminar. Unfortunately, it was halfway down the road from the winding mountain. So two engineers and a manager discussed how to fix the car. Hardware engineer said: "I can carry the Swiss Army knife car bad part of the demolition, to find out why, troubleshooting." The project manager said: "According to the management science, should convene the meeting, write down the demand report according to the problem situation, draw up the plan, write the schedule, step close, alpha test, beta1 test and Beta2 test solve the problem." Software Engineering said: "We should still push the car back to the top of the mountain and then drive down to see if the problem recurs."

Whatever you do, it's hard to get away from the strange thinking that the programmer can't understand.

"I'm going to give you a brain teaser, what do you think is on top of the Da Vinci Code?" "This ... It's too hard. I don't know. "Stupid!" Da Vinci Code above is the Da Vinci account Ah, that the Da Vinci code below is what? "I am ..." This...... Still don't know. "" Is The Da Vinci verification Code.

A picture tells you what is called EQ Low via: New Oriental Culinary School Beauty

But why do you think it's so cute?

Do you know the difference between a Java programmer and a C programmer? In the cafeteria, after eating the meal will go to Java programmer, after eating dinner also want to clean up that is C programmer. As for why this is so, everyone understands (because Java comes with garbage collection mechanism, C needs to manually free up memory) ← That's why.

In fact, not only the programmer's thinking is difficult to understand, sometimes the girl's way of thinking is difficult to understand

@ that gentleman : Girls will spend 20,000 yuan for a LV bag, programmers will spend 20,000 yuan to buy an IMAC equipped with Retina 5K display, and then both sides think the other side crazy.

@ Visitor : There are a bunch of girls, did not mix well when a quiet, mixed with each other to follow the mental hospital ran out like, excited to love jumping dirty words, hand love touch the chest, a more than a rogue, all thick-skinned. Have you got any wood?

Where is the girl who loves to touch a bear? How many oscer want to know such a girl?

It's a lot of trouble explaining your career to your family.

@ The fall of the Earth : 2 years ago, I did the internet, and my family felt that I could fix the computer. 1 years ago, I do the internet this line, family relatives think I am a sophisticated technology talent. Six months ago, I do internet this line, family relatives think I am an elite class. Now, I still eat the internet this bowl of rice, family relatives think I am charlatan ... As a matter of fact, I was the innocent teenager who repaired the computer.

What should I say if my relatives and friends ask me? Amused? To sell moral integrity?

My family doesn't understand what I'm doing, they always think that being a teacher is a serious job.

@ Little White bully : x

The amount ... This kind of teacher seems really scary.

What's more, you guys go out for a barbecue, do you have any feelings like that?

Every time you eat a barbecue, the smoke always violates the laws of physics, where to go, and to leave the Earth. Via: Men's crotch is a bit

Examination of the time, there is no such impulse

Every test has a true OR false question I want to write like this .... Via: Bitter forced old wet

Weibo has a period of time popular turn koi carp, in fact, this is really not necessary

Double yellow eggs, eggs, as if all the small probability event can be affixed to the label of Koi, forwarding can have good luck. It feels like someone's going to be out soon. "God, my dog pulled a square piece of crap today!" It is said that the odds are only 0.001%! Forwarding in 3 seconds will have an unexpected dog poop!

In addition to turn koi carp, online now also popular nostalgia, the following figure you all recognize a few?

Another point of exposure to age ... It is said to know these goods to the legal age of marriage via: Figure Dean

A little piece of lying gun, nothing to say, all in the wine, dry ...
After the drink, let's go to the landlord and miss the college time.

@ The fall of the Earth : Dog went to the yard to catch a cat, it bared teeth to the cat threatened: "Catch a mouse back to see me!" "The cat was so frightened that he hurried to the alley and grabbed a mouse back." See the cat with a mouse tremble trembling came to its front, the dog suddenly grinning, from the pocket exasperate out a pair of poker: "Come, we fight landlord!" ”。

Do you know how to be a fan of Jay Little Princess? Here's a picture to tell you

Hahaha today's best girlfriend! Via: Jay Chou fan web official Weibo

Finally, a little bit of abuse of the figure, I hope that everyone in the big city to fight the people can not forget beginner's mind

What kind of experience is life in a big city ...? Via: I'm a little embarrassed.

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Oschina Monday strum--The path of programmer step