[Reprint] How did the programmer succeed in chasing the goddess?

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Today we talk about a skill that your single dog has mastered but has never used: "Chasing girls."

1. A wide range of love skills for self-study

Give you a project, what do you do when you encounter a development tool that doesn't? Oh, learn! We programmers have super-self-learning abilities.

Constellations, tarot cards, reading Palm, big aunt accompany, these can cause girls common topic knowledge don't think no use, you learn a new programming language! It's not hard at all, right?

To make full use of knowledge management, we will not fall in love, but we can collect resources for self-study Ah! We can read books, we can spell the thinking Ah!

Knowledge is Power!

2, demand analysis to first, who is the boss, who is the stakeholder to distinguish

Many boys meet the goddess of love, they are ashamed to express, and do not know what the other person likes. We programmers are going to have problems like that, but we have a way.

The programmer's requirement analysis skills are a must-kill technique for falling in love. Give you a mobile phone number, you can know her QQ, Weibo, and then carry out "Big data analysis", the circle of friends like to send what, Weibo like to forward what? QQ Space album in the past few years have what.

The user needs analysis is in this process gradually clear. In this process you need to figure out two types of roles around her:

(1) The Boss's vision. It is the person who can decide whether she will like you or not be with you. You would say, I k, this is not her own?! Wrong, this person is likely to be with her every day of the girlfriends, or her mother.

(2) The interests of the stakeholder. the meaning of the stakeholder is that those who may have a role in your pursuit plan, although not decisive, will also influence. Just like a show, the front-row stakeholders will take special care of their feelings, and the back-row audience is the least important.

The vision of the boss and the interests of the stakeholders have to be considered

3, business process to be skilled, activities to follow the schedule

Programmers do everything to think about processes and plans, so in the quest for girls, business process arrangements directly affect the quality of your appointments.

After you know the girl's needs, you have to develop your business process.

Where does she like to eat?

What kind of movies do you like to watch?

What other amateur life do you like? Karaoke, running, traveling?

To invite her for these hobbies, you have to make a good plan and backup. Advance plan, one-stop arrangements, she is responsible for the United States, you are responsible for the other good.

4. Iterative dating, always check the girl's heart

In the programmer's world, demand is always changing. The world of girls is the same. If you can understand everything about her, I'll swallow the dung.

So in the face of unpredictable demand, what should we do?!

Iterate!

Quickly iterate, go to a small range of trial and error, and see what the girl likes. Do you like spicy food? Sichuan or Hunan? Boiled fish or a dry pot Bullfrog? Don't always think about one step, from seeing the first face to getting married all done. This quick-buck attitude of our programmers did not, we all know how to develop models, plans, progress and milestones!

Using iterations to respond to changing needs of girls

So in this process you need to keep trying and making mistakes, so that everything you do is more in line with the girl's heart.

5, repair defects from the beginning, continue to let the other side see the update

We all have a programmer's stink, and that's our flaw. (Don't let me say what!) )

Cough ~ So once you have the object of your liking and begin to pursue, your defect tracking system will be set up. When a girl complains to you about something about you, you should be careful. Defect recording, tracking and timely modification of feedback so that girls know you are actively changing for her.

Why are single dogs always single, because they have no product thinking, always feel that they are the most proud of, why did I change for ta? So,

A self-defect fix for someone you love, what's up! What's wrong! What's wrong!

6, the strongest patience on the ground, as long as no substitution, will continue to transport the dimension

Finally, the feeling of building up, the programmer will always care.

We are the safest human race in the world, and this has been recognized as a good advantage. But you also have to let the other side know that you have this advantage: we can keep the computer for 24 hours, the girls need us, always guarding around this skill is certain to have. Well, we used to work overtime, who first trapped who is grandson.

7. It's okay to remember, to use configuration management

First time in hand, first travel, love anniversary Do you remember what day it was?

We don't always remember a lot of key activities, but we programmers have a trick called "Configuration Management", where we record and save the document to ensure that the process is not lost, even though all our records are traceable for the past 100 years.

So take advantage of web cloud notes to keep a record of every appointment in real time, so that our appointments become technically guaranteed!

The lake on those print a memoir album What Small Tricks, in our this is not a matter, we can export a key.

Conclusion

Products we pay attention to feminine thinking, love more to consider this point.

Why is it that a lot of people do everything right or fail? When you are ready to go after a girl, your packaging, your quality, your content, even your application, are the amount of the exam.

As programmers, we have fully demonstrated our strength in research and development. Next, it's time to cross-border and apply these skills to solve your single problem.

PS: A good chair reduces the pressure of sitting on the waist, moderate walking activity blood, also can give you extra points

[Reprint] How did the programmer succeed in chasing the goddess?