School (super-senior students and the least-class teachers)

I have been away from campus for many years. Recently, a group of people talked about the story of laughter in the school. Think about it carefully. The story in the school is still very classic. Now let's take a look at it.

In the third day of the third year, the rule "Your mom does not have X" was issued by our dormitory.
"Yes". A year later, the director of the grade just went to bed and knocked on the door. I was closest to the door, and shouted, "Your mom has x No". No one answered. I continued to hear the knock, your mom has X or no. "I still kept knocking on the door. I was furious." If there is anything, there is no fucking thing. "When I opened the door, I saw the director standing at the door with a smile, and my legs were scared, as a result, there was no major event. It took half an hour to go to bed.

Our class teacher and our math teacher were both male and female, famous for their two headers. Although the math teacher was over 30 years ago, there was still a good old girl, big breasts and big buttocks. I want to give a question to my classmates.
I sat down at the elbow table and told my classmates. One day, she was giving a question to a classmate. at the same table, she was just a famous mix in the class. (later, she gave me a dead man and worked as a teacher.) He stared at the teacher's chest in a daze. After half a day, the teacher responded, Red.
Face stood up.
In this case, the teacher is giving a question to another student. He is also lying down, and his hips are right at him. Then he is holding his hands and holding his hands to the teacher's buttocks, he turned back and wanted to show it to the students. As a result, he found that the teacher was red.
His face looked at him. As a result, he was beaten by our class teacher (head teacher.

Let's take a look at our teachers.

The first thing we want to talk about is our second-year English teacher, who has a very good teaching class. We call him starfish. One time I asked a classmate, I did not answer the question for a long time. The teacher said, "Li x (name hidden ), look at your dad and your mom.
Come out of your bean curd residue !", The class burst into laughter. Another student asked me a question without thinking about it. The teacher said, "I don't think you will. It's a real dumb !", The class almost did not get angry.

The starfish teacher finished the course in advance and finished the course in the last day of the morning. He wanted to have lunch. He said to his classmates, "Everyone is hungry, I can't give you a yellow smile.
You should never tell other teachers that I am telling a yellow joke in the classroom. Otherwise, I will be dismissed. The students say that it is not good !", Where have you ever seen this? He said in a different voice, and then he will:
Rong is like this. A woman holds the baby in her arms and cries more than herself. Then the woman gives milk to the baby with her breast. The baby does not eat, and the grandfather beside her is furious, if you don't eat it, I will eat it. Then you cry again! ", This is the end, I thought,
Thanks, starfish is really a fucking classic. This is also called a yellow joke? It is estimated that my classmates think the same way as me.

Now I want to talk about the English teacher of Grade 3. He is the head of the English Group and the director of Grade 3. He has high eyes but never wears glasses. But he is one of the least headers I have ever met. The following is a detailed description.

Once upon inspection, he found that two of our classmates smoked and was called to his office. They returned to the classroom shortly after school in the afternoon. All of them looked yellow and pouted, the Director gave each of them a red-flag channel and asked them to smoke one by one. They are not allowed to cut off the channel. They can do the fake pumping, but they must finish the pumping; otherwise, they will not be allowed to eat, later, the two did not take a meal for two days.
There are a lot of such punishments. For example, if you put a gun in school, he will buy a one thousand-ringed firecrackers, so that you can split them and hold them at the bottom of the firecrackers. If you don't want to continue, you can eat them again. If you read an out-of-class book in class, you will have to read 100 pages of books. And so on.

Another time, during the recess, I found a row of people standing in the corridor holding English books. The middle two carried a small blackboard on their shoulders, with the words "Class 3 (class 1 )"
The knife and gun team "was puzzled and I knew it only after inquiry. These groups were caught by our English teachers.
In the last few months, we found that "lazy pair" and "Love pair" were all masterpiece of our English teachers.

Our shift leader was a big slide, and his family was very strong. He had a good relationship with our English teacher. He smoked a cigarette in the toilet and was met by the English teacher. The English teacher actually gave him a cigarette, then the class said, "I just
I caught your squad leader smoking. In order to prevent him from smoking in the future, now let your style Committee personally smoke the squad leader. After the class is over, I will broadcast it now ", broadcast is his rule, that is, they read
Minbo Broadcasting Station now starts broadcasting (Lingbao dialect), while Lingbao broadcasting station starts broadcasting (Mandarin) now. Then the class leader reads "I am not a good monitor (Lingbao dialect ), I am not a good monitor (Mandarin) ", and then deliver
I gave the style committee a cigarette. the class leader was exhausted, and then went to class as usual.

Every morning, this English teacher checks whether our English homework is complete. Every time some people do not do it, I often belong to this part. The punishment is to arrange a line and turn around the classroom three times, then I thought, "I have not finished my homework, but I am not a good student." My students supervise me, who have a small voice, and who continue to turn.

In addition, he has a very good level of Japanese, and basically all of his classmates are in Japanese. I only remember what the road is, which means a group of unenlightened Elm.

 
Ah ~~ This is the best English teacher I have ever met in my life. He has a lot of stories. He didn't know RZ at the time. I will try again later.