The absolute True University life _ Classic Net Picks

0:00 close eyes, imagine the 5 million grand prize, hehe laugh.
　　
0:02 took a cigarette from the lower berth and groped for the lighter.
　　
0:03 did not find a lighter, and asked the whole dormitory also no one has a fire.
　　
0:04 in the dark adventure to the outside dormitory asks, met them in cards, enthusiastic participation, lit up the smoke.
　　
0:47 outside the dormitory played more than 10 cards, and smoked a few cigarettes, earned. ：）
　　
0:48 back to the dormitory, the roommate is now discussing the topic of women, no experience, not to speak, listen.
　　
0:52, looking at the pillow of Ronaldo, vowed to replace him with Faye Wong tomorrow.
　　
0:55 finally can't help saying that they think Zhao Wei good-looking, was denounced.
　　
0:56 everyone asked me to be defiant, hold hands high.
　　
0:59 the dormitory began to be silent, but it was not me.
　　
1:07 old How to start a daydream: I want to be a thief, buy me an AK.
　　
1:11 the old man snores very loudly.
　　
1:22 the last two of the women's comrades also began to silence, may be sleepy.
　　
1:25 their snoring is also very level, strange ring.
　　
1:30 very hungry, want to eat something.
　　
1:33 to find a half-day or not eat, get out of bed and drank half a cup of cold water.
　　
1:36 recall some of the beauties met during the day.
　　
1:37 more hungry.
　　
1:39 comfort himself will soon be hungry, as if not halfway.
　　
1:47 seems to have the trend of hunger, old and sleep again: the water opened!
　　
1:53 completely hungry, with a burp began to think of beauty. Xiao Liu his girlfriend is good, very gentle.
　　
1:58 found that everyone's girlfriend is full of good, and began to think of the 5 million award.
　　
2:04 swear after 5 million, must be money to smash a stunning beauty.
　　
2:13 seems a bit sleepy.
　　
2:21 fell asleep and began to dream.
　　
2:29 in the sleep: you get the money to kill you!
　　
5:17 The phone rang, not answered.
　　
5:19 It rang again, still did not answer.
　　
5:20 the 3rd time rang, picked up the microphone, the other party said to find Chen Jing. Tell him to go abroad and hang up the phone.
　　
5:21 the other side called to ask which country? Sue him for heaven. Hang up the phone.
　　
5:23 called again to ask how to die, how do I know? Finally said that the wrong, scold him is an idiot, hang up the phone, unplug the telephone line.
　　
5:30 and began to sleep again.
　　
6:30 Xiao Liu's alarm clock rang and was awakened.
6:31 is still ringing.
　　
6:35 small Liu out of bed for his girlfriend buy breakfast, ask me what to eat, answer: Want to sleep!
　　
7:05 open eyes look at the table, decided to sleep for another 5 minutes.
　　
I was late for bed 7:50. Get up quickly.
　　
7:51 wash your face and brush your teeth.
　　
7:52 Bubble instant noodles.
　　
7:56 no good instant noodles really delicious, really crisp.
　　
7:57 bolted to the teaching building.
　　
8:02 Flash into the classroom from the back door.
　　
8:09 found the new female lecturer very young, is a beautiful woman, began to stare at her.
　　
8:13 The lecturer's face was a little red.
　　
It's more red 8:15.
　　
8:19 Her eyes scold me is a rogue, in order to prove that she is not, began to see female students.
　　
8:21 found a beautiful woman, fly a look to her.
　　
8:24 and flew a glance at her.
　　
8:27 her mouth to scold me is a rogue, in order to prove that she is not, began to see other female students.
　　
8:37 a lot of female students use the expression that I am a rogue, in order to prove that they are not, change to see male students.
　　
8:43 found an extremely ugly man, laugh and sigh God is great.
　　
8:47 the extreme ugly Man called me a homosexual, in order to prove that he is not, and looking at the female lecturer.
　　
8:50 class, go out for a stroll.
　　
8:57 saw a beautiful woman.
　　
9:00 and a class.
　　
9:04 found that the philosophy teacher looks like a pumpkin.
　　
9:18 looks more and more like.
　　
9:22 vowed not to eat pumpkin any more.
　　
9:25 is boring.
　　
9:30 a little sleepy.
　　
9:33 cocked up the book to sleep.
　　
9:50 was awakened by the bell.
　　
9:52 handed to the monitor a cigarette, kua his dinosaur girlfriend is very beautiful.
　　
10:00 accosted the beauty and asked her where she was, and she said Congo. #$#@ #$#@&*&
　　
10:10 class, Sleepy again.
　　
10:12 and then sleep.
　　
10:17 someone called me a pager message: Don't sleep. Suspicion is a roommate.
　　
10:23 borrow the monitor's mobile phone to the roommate to play paging message: Here beauty groups, speed!
　　
10:29 Roommate Paging message: on the!
　　
10:38 looking out of the window of the roommate, Shing two voices.
　　
10:45 Roommate to call me a message: Bastard! Knowing what you know is not talking about me!

10:50 and the class is over.
　　
10:51 bolted to the dormitory.
　　
10:58 take the rice bowl into the classroom.
　　
11:00 class.
　　
11:07 feel very hungry, ask the girls in the front row to eat?
　　
11:08 she gave me a supercilious eye, and I said I couldn't eat it.
　　
11:09 and she gave me a supercilious eye.
　　
11:13 began to lie on the table to repose.
　　
11:15 found a word on the table.
　　
11:16 carefully read the words on the table, wrote: I am a rogue I fear who?

11:23 found a newspaper in the desk, take out to see.
　　
11:25 it turned out that Ronaldo's wife was so beautiful.
　　
11:27 a picture of a beautiful woman painted Robert Baggio's Mediterranean beard.
　　
Finish reading the newspaper 11:35 and use it to rub shoes.
　　
11:40 found a shirt pocket 5 cents.
　　
11:45 sit up straight and get ready for class.
　　
11:48 give the lecturer a look: Do you not class?
　　
Class is 11:50.
　　
11:51 bolted to the cafeteria.
　　
11:54 the canteen 1 yuan a bowl of rice is really delicious, but there are many small stones, strange luo teeth.
　　
12:07 back to the dormitory.
　　
12:08 turn on the computer and surf the Internet.
　　
12:10 a friend sent me a yellow picture, collected in the Favorites folder.
　　
12:12 righteousness is the words of the lesson of his meal, sent past a more yellow.
　　
12:20 start playing CS.
　　
12:35 vowed to buy a sniper rifle to play after the money.
　　
13:00, turn off the computer and sleep.
　　
13:45 woke up downstairs and decided to sleep for another minute.
　　
14:07 found sleep late, bolted to the classroom.
　　
14:20 kicked open the classroom door in, accidentally kicked the door bad.
　　
14:25 the monitor asked me to write a check, the lecturer let me compensate RMB 50 yuan whole.
　　
14:27 in a bad mood.
　　
14:29 be asked, no, very embarrassing.
　　
14:30 swear to God, if I were Ben Bin Laden, I would have blown up the lecturer's house and left nothing-except money.
　　
14:34 is still very angry.
　　
14:39 decided to skip class, first pass a note to the monitor.
　　
14:40 the monitor acquiesced.
　　
14:42 ready.
　　
14:43 the success of skipping classes, straight to the dormitory.


14:57 call old how to play CS.
　　
15:00 to the unlimited internet cafes, found the bar came a beautiful woman.
　　
15:10 successfully get beautiful QQ number one, very happy, decided my treat.
　　
15:15 was old he pulled to play CS, before leaving, give beautiful eyes one.
　　
He was humiliated 15:50.
　　
15:51 told them I was making them.
　　
15:52 the other party asked to call again, agreed.
　　
16:40 calmly and calmly the challenge, or be humiliated.
　　
16:43 The name is "I am a rookie".
　　
17:20 and was humiliated.
　　
17:21, it's called "being humiliated by a rookie."
　　
17:40 and then was humiliated.
　　
17:45 vowed to have money to buy a gun to sweep them into a sieve.
　　
17:47 decided to return to the dormitory.
　　
18:02 in the canteen 1 dollars a bowl of stone really luo teeth, but there are a lot of rice, strange delicious.
　　
18:20 out to buy a sports.
　　
18:27 sitting on Xiao Liu shop to read the newspaper.
　　
19:10 Open the computer Internet, took out the note of beauty QQ.
　　
19:11 check without this number, is very angry.
　　
19:15 call to unlimited Internet bar bar, the other side connected.
　　
19:16 the deep said: "Knife, what kind of knife?" Sword, what kind of sword is it? The other one hangs up.