Thieves are crazy.

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Author: User

One is parents on business, the next night study home, I wash in the bathroom, suddenly heard the door there movement, it seems that someone pry lock. I shouted a shout:"who? Do? "but the thief is outside the door answer:"It's too late to sleep, what the hell. "I'm done, ~~~~~. 
 

The second is Sunday, I am a person at home online, heard the kitchen has a voice, in the past a look, turned out to be a thief pry window. I picked up a spade and shouted:"What are you doing? I'm going to call the cops! "The thief took his tools in a hurry and threw out a sentence:"You are sick, there is someone in the house you sound ah, the harm I white busy half a day. "then he turned and walked away. I ~~~~~~ 

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The third time I was shopping, a more than 20-year-old boy picked up my backpack and I turned my face:"dig What, you?! ""nonsense, of course, is to dig the phone. "I fooled him again:"leaning, though myiphone6sis a piece of money fromCloud Shopping Dreambought on the website, but will not be sent to you in vain. I'll send you to the police station again. "the child glared at me and said:"bought it for one dollar? You lied to the ghost, "said the thief on the huff and go."


One months later in this street met the thief stole my cell phone, but he unexpectedly dressed in a suit, dress up with a model, I almost did not recognize, just as I looked him up and down when he suddenly saw me, ran toward me, said to me: "Big Brother, thank you very much, but you do not have today's me."

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when I was in a face, the thief took out his cell phone from his pocket and pointed to a BMW parked next to me, and said to me, you see, this is all I Cloud Shopping Dream on the site of a dollar. After that he took the beautiful girlfriend to the BMW car with the wind. Leave me alone in the wind in a mess.

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Thieves are crazy.

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