To marry, to marry a procedural ape--the money is too much to die early

One

Program Ape asked Kobe Bryant: "Why are you so successful?" ”
Kobe Bryant: "Do you know what Los Angeles is like four o'clock in the morning?" ”
Program Ape: "Know, I still write code at that time, what's the matter?" ”
Kobe Bryant: "Uh ..."

Two

Goddess: You can make this forum people noisy, I will go with you tonight.
Program Ape: PHP language is the best language!
Forum Fryer, a variety of quarrels.
Goddess: Take you, let's go, you can do whatever you want.
Program Ape: Not today, I must persuade them, PHP language is the best language.

Three

I am a bitter b programmer, tonight overtime to fast overnight, sleepy fast open eyes, female boss very concerned, asked me to eat supper. I am not angry to say that the supper even, can let me sleep on the line. Female boss Red face said a nasty ah, and then sit beside me not move, as if the distance I very close, make me very nervous, she found my program out of the bug?

Four

Husband must find programmer!!!!!!
It's too much money to die early.

Five

Wife to when the programmer's husband called: "Off-duty to buy a catty bun brought back, if you see selling watermelon, buy one." ”

That night, the programmer's husband held a stuffed bun into the house ...

Wife Nu Way: "How did you buy a bun?" ”

Husband replied: "Because saw the sale of watermelon." ”

Six

Seven

Someone posts: "Everyone jr, I want to do a program ape, what to pay attention to ..."
An ape: "I'll tell you when I get off work ..."

And then...... No, then.

Eight

I asked the programmer friend borrowed 1000, he said to lend you more 24, a whole

Nine

Programmer A: "I eat fish fragrant pork rice bowl, what do you eat?"
Programmer B: "Kung Pao chicken rice bowl."
Programmer a writes on the point menu:
Fried rice bowl with shredded fish 1
Kung Pao Chicken rice bowl 1
Programmer B: "I'd like beef noodles."
Programmer a more up-to-the-menu:
Fried rice bowl with shredded fish 1
Kung Pao Chicken rice bowl 1
Beef Noodles 1

Ten

I am a program ape, one day I sat on the roadside drinking water while struggling to check the bug, when a beggar sat down on my side, began to beg, I think he was poor, gave him a piece of money, and then debug the program. He may be in a bad business, bored to see what I was doing, and then after a while, he said, there is a semicolon missing.

I was surprised to ask: "You also know this line ah" Beggar said: "I used to do this." ”

Eleven

A programmer decides to practise calligraphy after retiring, so he buys four treasures. A day, after the sudden birth yaxing, some capable paper, and point on the best sandalwood. A moment of calm, ink brush, solemnly write the next line of words: Hello world!

Twelve

Do it too hard, want to change a line to do? "" Hit the Enter key. ”

13.

Programmers don't like the eighth son of Qianlong because the eight-brother bug

14.

A female classmate in the cafeteria to eat, a program ape next to, "classmate, I can talk to you no, I have not spoken to the girls for one months."

xv

Two programmers chatting: "I met a hottie yesterday." I took her home, and immediately began to kiss eagerly, she sat on my keyboard, and ... "" You have a computer at home? What type of CPU is it? ”

16.

Programmer's Reading History: Introduction to X Language, X language application practice, X language, high-level programming, X language, science and art---programming the beauty of programming-----a guide to cervical spondylosis.

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To marry, to marry a procedural ape--the money is too much to die early