To my wife's books

Preface

On a dark evening, I decided to write a book to my wife (Tang Yuan ......
Hum, I thought that year, Li zongtang wrote a family book to family, I "Mi when I was a snore" also wrote a family book to my wife (called zhima Tangyuan's Lanting ).

Chapter 1 ----- laid-off
 
It's hard to find a wife now, and it's harder to find a job. However, some people who "have both colors" need to find a wife and a job? My wife, my husband is finally laid off, Hahahaha ..... I originally wanted to share with you the joy of my laid-off job with your husband. You left me in Zhongshan and almost forced me to go to Longji "...... Hum, at last one night, your husband and I took a card and bought you a dress. Alas, I still blame you for being too XX ......

Chapter 2 ----- missing wife

My wife, alas, could you ask you a question: "Why do people call you sesame dumplings ?"
Alas, your husband is so poor in Zhongshan alone ...... You know, but how do you know that ...... I woke up and found myself in a dormitory with only me, together with Xiaoqiang and xiaomeijia ...... Poor, the first thing is xiaoqiura. It has become much thinner recently. Although it is not mentioned, I understand in my heart that it is blaming you ------ leaving my husband alone, no one will accompany me to buy some nutritious snacks to steal food for it. You should know that it's all dependent on my snacks ...... Alas, seeing their family is so poor, forget it, please take them to the water ...... Don't forget, there is still Xiaomei. Alas, your husband is so thin and I want to give a mosquito "****". It's really pitiful ...... Have you ever heard of "Dancing with mosquitoes "? You can see that you don't understand what you look like ...... I will explain: When I press my computer, Xiaomei will dance at my feet. Do you understand?
My wife, because your husband is so pitiful, I started Chapter 3 ......
 

Chapter 3 ----- go home

When it comes to going home, I feel a lot of emotion, and my nose is a little sour. After all, my husband is very concerned with the m note of Zhanjiang ......
In summary, there are a total of reasons to go home ......
1. You need to know, my wife "...... It's terrible to be alone in the dormitory at night. Everyone is afraid that someone will drop your eyes, your husband, and my talents ...... Alas, I already said that Shuai is my defect, while smart is my shortcoming ...... No way, just go home ...... The more I think, the more I think you have a vision. What do I say to my husband is the first master of level 05, the master of Zhongshan college, sometimes, my husband will think that XX (this old saying is forgotten), in short, you have a vision, you cannot praise you too much, I am afraid that you will be complacent .......
2. In addition, there are many other things attracting me to go back ..... Now, the National Super Girl competition is very popular, and the little girl in my family is getting more and more cute. I miss her very much, go back to fight with her, and eat M's bag in front of her, and she can't eat ...... Hahahaha. In short, go back and tease her.
3. If you are jealous, skip this one.
Last time, when my dad called, he said there were N girls asking me if I was at home ...... I don't know how many girls I leave for school ...... Haha, after going home, you can have about N * n girls going shopping for dinner ...... It's amazing. You can change one in a day. ...... See chapter 4.

Chapter 4 ----- miss your wife
 
When it comes to shopping and dinner, it's good to be with your wife. It's just different to say that they're all wives! My wife, although my husband will accompany other girls to shopping for dinner, I always miss myself ..... Who? You can guess it yourself ...... My wife, my husband will miss you when I get home ..... If you miss me, call 07593298810 at home, right, that is, 07593298810. Every time you call this call, this will make a person who you like very much and who you like very much happy. Do not call my mobile phone. I have received a call expensive for long-distance flights, and do not hit my dormitory, this is because only Xiaoqiang and Xiaomei are left behind.
If you miss me, call me more.
If you miss me very much, call me Luo together with Miss Zhang.
If you miss me very much and wish to bring me home, I will go to Qingyang with you the next day. how can I say that I am a table of talents? Your parents must be satisfied. Maybe I want to sign a contract with you to become their son-in-law ...... Maybe your parents would like to see me very much. After seeing me, there is an ancient poem that doesn't mean "what do couples do?". Of course, it's just a good son-in-law ......
 
Chapter 4 ----- end

Tang Yuan, my husband will miss you very much when I go home. You remember to try that dress. I cannot even buy my own clothes. I saved the money to buy this dress for you, you must cherish it, never use it as a rag, drag-and-drop, or transfer it to others. If someone else thinks that I am interested in her, if you want to be interesting to me, it will be too much trouble. in short, let's say something in your heart: dumplings, I am very xx you!
Appendix: if Miss Gemini and Miss Zhang Yan have been scanning this book or intend to steal it, they will take turns asking me to take a meal at M Kee, I want to pay for reading all of my mobaos. Maybe they just point around and say "I am right", hum!