Travelogue ~~~~

Source: Internet
Author: User

1. Wukong! You are a monkey! If you don't have a mother or a big master, you may find yourself a teacher! How many times have I told you? After the female has caught me, wait for my signal and wait for my signal to help me again! You have little hippie smiles! You can see it as a teacher. Every time you suddenly break into the system, it's just a few times ...... I'm afraid I can't cross them any more. Sorry! Wukong love, watching as the teacher's tears swear, next is not an example, OK?

2. You have logged out accounts such as the black bear monster, the green lion monster, and the yellow eyebrow old demon. We can't afford it anymore. You have set us up against Tang Miao's mentoring, but you have set their level so high. How can you do this? Sun Wukong, in particular, is equipped with a high level of attention, as well as a summoning skill. the most annoying thing is that physical attacks are ineffective, fire attacks are immune, and magic attacks are immune ...... Let alone we are single players. We cannot team up! Don't talk about it. Next, 88.

3. Eight rule! You idiot! It's been around for ten miles, so you can't change a song! I have been singing "Buddha". You can see that I cried!

4. Amitabha does not speak greetings from family members. Female Shi Zhu, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexiest girl ever met when the poor monk traveled from the east to the earth. You see your hair, this jade hand, this skin, this feeling ......

5. Zhu shi, a poor monk and a poor man from tongdong tutang. Please stay here for a night ...... Ah? Donor? Are you sure you want to open the door? Fuck!

6. Queen, I am a three-Tibet, we have arrived in the lion's camel country, miss you, kiss you. Do not reply to the text message. It is inconvenient for the apprentice to be there.

7. You are a monkey, and you have a great honor. just in front of the spider, why did you get a leopard apron to be sexy? Why did you get the limelight of a teacher? Shut up! Whether you are a leopard or a tiger skin! Do you know who you are? You have enough people to release. Do you have a hair in front of me? Do you think you have a head, yellow hair, and a steel pipe? I fucking ...... Haha, I am a little out of state for the teacher.

8. Wukong, let the eight rings go into the water to catch the carp. You are not good at water. How can you afford to pay for the fishing fee if you are drowned! Oh, no, he will float himself.

9. Eight Precepts. Wukong is not there. You can get some vegetarian meals. Wujing, you should drink horses first ....... Ba Jie, BA Jie, come to your ears. Remember! Go to the family we passed by just now, right, that is, the family where a village lady brought a child. When she played the house as a teacher, she smelled the scent. She was in the sauce, and she had a better taste! Let's go. It's just a pair of mother and child. If you don't give it, you just get it! Fast Recovery!

10. Monkey, did you propose to Zixia fairy with this ring? You are so funny! There is no half-carat drill. No one else will miss you! At the beginning, chang'e said, "hey, tell me whether you love or not. First, look at the large blocks of the diamond ring! Alas, now the fairy is more realistic. Ah, I tell you, this is the fairy, you want to take a diamond brick to beat her to death, she does not shout for help!

11. Well, the market here is really busy, and it hasn't been through such a bustling area for a long time. Ah Wukong, you see, those have been following us in the western region since just now, with curly hair and big eyes! Really simple and cute, haha ...... Ah? What about your dingtalk? Hi, what about our luggage? Ah! What about my White Dragon Horse ?!

12. Wukong, wujie, and Wujing come to be teachers. Alas ...... I am not a teacher, but have you forgotten my teachings? You and I are all Buddhist masters. You should keep yourself in mind when you do not steal, speak, speak, do not greedy, do not gossip, do not be crazy! How can we achieve success without self-repair? Okay, let's ask you who the fuck is! When I slept as a teacher last night, I quietly logged in and stole my food ?!

13. Sha Shidi, you see, just catch a cockroach. Will monkey brother invite all the gods of the sky? Really, you have seen this monkey catch a fairy? Every time I scream, I yell, "Don't go! You don't have to go! I will blow a whistle and ask someone to kill you !" Cut it! Look at the number of gods that have come up this day, and there are still a few who are riding the broom.

14 .. "Wukong! Not rude! Oh, the old man, the poor monk, and the Tang dynasty of Dongdong tutang came here. I wonder if the old man can open the door ...... The old man, please do not abuse me again. The poor man apologized for the great disciples ...... Old man, please don't use your cane to help the poor ...... Old people are angry ...... Old ...... You try again, old guy ?...... Oh, fuck? Wukong! Cut him! You guys are also on Wujing, your teeth are broken, your blind legs are broken, and you get a discount! !"

15. Wukong account mixing! No hands-on! The few masters are not monsters. How can you keep teaching them repeatedly and kill them at will ?!...... Oh? Are they sellers who buy land and build buildings? Amitabha-, Wujing, help the teacher to take the five Buddha crown; Wukong, use the golden hoop as a teacher! No, give it to me! Fuck ......

16. Master -- Come back! I was told by the eight-ring nerd, and Sha Shidi was really cool! I did not go to the Internet cafe. He is posting on the Forum when I sneak in! What is "the rough guy is traveling to the country late, huge PP, please click"...

17. Ah, haha! Tang Dynasty monk! The famous man is the county magistrate of this county. These 25 colleagues are the Deputy Magistrate of this county. Oh, there are more than people outside, all of them are county magistrate assistants. In exchange for customs clearance, I am not in a hurry. First, please ask the Tang Dynasty Monk and the four high-tech students to go to The yanggeyuan entertainment area on the county floor together with the residents? Of course! Everything is ready for yesterday's yellow flower girl. Safe! Absolutely safe! It was initiated by an uncle's younger brother...

18. The daughter's King's MSN Signature: elders surnamed Tang, sweet to sorrow.

19. tang MIAO: Amitabha, Wukong, do not blame the teacher any more, and show the compassion of his family. For the teacher, it is only painful to see the donor, so that Wujing can help him ride immediately, for the teacher, how can he know that he is the bait of the door fishing-fish-holding-method? Well, let's get the secret and the secret of the teacher from the secret door.

20. Wukong, are you okay! Wake up! Wujing, do not run! Come back and save as a teacher! Ah ...... Don't fight, don't fight !...... The poor monk really went to the West to seek truth ...... I just came here to exchange the customs clearance document! Right! That is the customs clearance document, not the report ...... Those are my disciples! We are not here for collective petition ...... Ah!

21. Wukong, I want to bring Zijin's chopsticks and chopsticks to the teacher. Wujing, you'll go to the kitchen to see if you are familiar with it.

22. Master, let's move on to the horse. What do you mean by taking these two steps? What kind of Idol do you wear? You think you have asked the monkey brother to pick up the wild fruit again. How can you improve the performance of food? My existence has fully demonstrated that vegetarianism cannot be reduced.

23. If you love, please love it. At this moment, I burst into tears. Although I have said to myself more than once: "You must be happy !" Yes, he is a man like the wind. He crushed my elegant dignity and made me feel lonely like smoke ...... Are you sure you want to stay? Do elders Tang, do you have a female for me to love you?

24. Wujing: You don't know how to drink horses, and you play selfies with your cell phone. As the teacher said, you have a big face and a big beard, and you don't have to whisper. Come on, take a few shots for me, and teach you how to shape Several scissors.

25. You have been driven back to Huaguo mountains by my master, but you are so embarrassed! Still do not change your bad habits of being a leader in heaven before double rules! Let you go into the cave to explore the details of the fairy, but you stole a bag! Poor man! I have known that this is a teacher, so I should change the name of the teacher to "Jiu Jie !...... Show it to the teacher. Is it original?

26. I can't check whether my post can be answered. Is it easy for me to post a post for the teacher?

 

From: http://blog.csdn.net/zjc0888/article/details/6280359

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