Turn-a few of the more lovely questions and Answers _ Classic net Pick

1) Enterprise Goose meat
Question: One day a girl made a dish for a boy. The boy was finished, but he felt strangely, so he asked the girl: What is this meat? The girl said: This is goose meat. The boy mused for a moment. Cried out, and killed himself. Why?

2) Jump Train
Question: A person goes to the neighboring town by train to see a doctor, after watching the illness all good. On the way back, the train passed through a tunnel, and this man jumped the car and killed himself. Why?

3) Aquatic Plants
Question: A boy and his girlfriend went for a walk along the river. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, the boy jumped into the water to find, but did not find his girlfriend, he left here with a sad heart. After a couple of years, his old haunt, this time to see an elderly man in the fishing fish, but the old man fishing on the fish has no weeds, he asked the old man why no fish body touched a little water, the old man said: "This river has never been long weeds." When he said that, the boy jumped into the water and killed himself. Why?

4) The story of the funeral
Question: There are three mother and daughter, mother died, both sisters to participate in the funeral. My sister met a very type man at the funeral and was very happy with him. But the man was gone after the funeral, and the sister couldn't find him. After a month, my sister killed her sister. Why?

5) Half a match
Question: There was a man in the desert, head down, and a few suitcases strewn around, and this one was clutching half a match. How did you deduce how this person died?

6) Full Ground sawdust
Question: There are two midgets in the game, and the blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf. The circus needs only one dwarf, and the smaller the circus is, the better. The two dwarfs decide to be shorter than their son, and the son of a high will kill himself. But the day before the date of the appointment, the blind Dwarf, the dwarf dwarf, had been killed in his own home. In his home only found wood furniture and full of sawdust. Why did he kill himself?

7 knocking the door at midnight
Question: A person lives in the mountain in the hut, heard there is knocking in the middle of the night, he opened the door but no one, and went to sleep. Waiting for a while and knocking on the door, to open the door, or no one, the person several times. The next day, someone found a corpse under the foot of the mountain, Pol.ice to take away the man at the top of the mountain. Why?
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One, Penguin meat

A person at a friend's home to eat, ask a friend what is the meat of this meal? His friend said it was penguin meat and he howled. Why did he cry when he ate the penguin meat?

A: A few years ago, he went out to play with a friend, shipwrecked on an island and had nothing to eat. A friend went out to find something, brought back the roasted penguin meat, and injured his leg while catching penguins. The friend refused to eat the penguin meat, the result was starved to death. Now he eats real penguin meat, knowing that his friend had cut the meat off his leg and baked it for him.

The story tells us: Sometimes the best friends cheat.

Second, jump train

A person by train to the neighboring town to see a doctor, after reading the disease is all right. On the way back, the train passed through a tunnel, and the man jumped into the car and killed himself. Why?

A: Because he is optimistic about the disease of the eye. After the tunnel, I thought my eyes were out of sight again. Can't stand the blow, suicide.

This story tells us: people with poor psychological quality cross the tunnel, should bring a flashlight.

Third, aquatic plants

A man and his girlfriend went for a walk along the river, and suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river. The man hurried to the water to find, but did not find his girlfriend, he sadly left here, after a few years, he went to the same place, then saw an old man in the fishing, but the old man caught fish on the body without weeds, He asked the old man why the fish did not get a bit of weeds, the old man said: The river has never been long weeds. When the man suddenly jumped into the water, he committed suicide. Why?

A: A few years ago, when he was looking for his girlfriend in the diving, his leg was tangled up in something. The hard pedal, finally free of those things. He thought it was a weed. Now he finally understood that it was his girlfriend's hair.

This story tells the girls: don't have long hair when you go for a walk along the river with your boyfriend.

Iv. the story of the funeral

There were three mother and daughter, and the two sisters went to the funeral, and the sister met a very pp man at the funeral and crush him. But the man was gone after the funeral, and the sister couldn't find him. Then after one months, my sister killed her sister and asked why?

A: Because if the family dies another person, can hold a funeral, the PP man will come to attend the funeral, the sister can see him again.

This story tells us: the long handsome person, should not go to other people's funeral.

Five, half a match.

There was a man in the desert, his head was dead, and a few suitcases were scattered around him, and the man clutched half a match tightly, and reasoned how he died.

A: Several people travel by air balloon, passing the desert, balloon leak, very dangerous. All the luggage was thrown away, not yet. Had to drop a person, we decided to take a few matches. Who pulls half a root and throws it down. That's the way it is.

The story tells us: in a hot air balloon, you should prepare a long match in your pocket for the rainy day.

Six, floor wood cutting

There are two midgets in the circus, the blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf, the circus needs only a dwarf, and the circus dwarf is of course the shorter the better. Two dwarfs decide who is shorter and taller and commit suicide. However, the day before the appointment, the blind Dwarf, the dwarf dwarf, had already killed himself at home. Only wood furniture and sawdust were found in his house. Ask him why he killed himself?

A: Because the other dwarf plays the foot of all the furniture in the dwarf's home. Dwarf can not see, a touch of furniture are suddenly short a lot, thinking that they grow taller, feel lost the competitive advantage, from the livelihood of nowhere. From now on, his performance is no longer on the box-office list, he can no longer be the best actor, everyone saw his performance no longer excited hysterical shouting; he can no longer represent the development of social advanced productivity, no longer represents the direction of advanced culture, no longer represent the fundamental interests of the vast majority of people. He was so desperate that he killed himself.

The story tells us: When you think you are working more efficiently than others, make sure your co-workers go out to eat roast lamb legs and watch fireworks conferences.

At the door of the Midnight

A man living in the mountain hut, heard a knock at night, he opened the door but no one, so go to sleep, waiting for a knock, to open the door, or no one, as a few times. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain, Pol.ice to the top of the man took away. Why?

A: Because his door was open on the edge of the cliff, the man finally climbed up, he opened the door, was pushed down. So many times, broke the valve and died.

This story tells us: even if you have a sweater horizontal practice, ask for help, or should start from the window.