Turn: Fan No, classic quotes

1. I never hate this person. I usually report revenge on the spot.

2. Don't cry in front of my grave. It's dirty.

3. The whole life has been used to review the youth, and the whole life has been used to doubt life.

4. This is the case, ZHANG Zong. You press Ctrl + C on your home computer, and then press Ctrl + V on the company's computer. Not even the same article. No, no more expensive computers.

5. If you are a flower, you will not be able to pull dung in the future!

6. I thought you were just the number between 1 and 3. I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

7. I saw a comment on Netease: I pointed to a pot of flowers and said, "grass. I pointed to the sky and said, "day.

8. first, "China is unhappy", then "Why is China unhappy", next we will go to "Why is China unhappy", "Why is China so unhappy", "Why is China so unhappy", and "Why does it make me so unhappy?" why can't you say that China is so unhappy? I don't know how China is so unhappy.

10. If you choose 45 ° to look up on others, you can ignore others and look down on you at 135 °.

11. Ralph W. sockman said: When we are a minority, we can test our courage. When we are a majority, we can test our tolerance.

12. shepherd's goat is in a hurry for the rest of his life. Taurus is watching for the rest of his life. Gemini is wandering for the rest of his life. Cancer is waiting for the rest of his life. Lions are controlled for the rest of his life. Virgins, prepare for the rest of your life; balance for the rest of your life; Scorpio, suspicion for the rest of your life; shooter, play for the rest of your life; Capricorn, struggle for the rest of your life; water bottle, dream for the rest of your life; pisces never knows what they are doing.

13. In the workplace, just like Conan, there should be a domineering way to let others die wherever I go.

14. When a Diners go to work, the manager repeatedly told me that they could not eat colleagues and agreed. A few days later, I was caught stealing a cleaner. Its perception is: Never eat people who actually do things.

15. Li bihua said: What is redundant? Summer cotton jacket, winter fan, and your diligence when I feel cold.

16. Always young, always tender, never knowing how well, always tears in your eyes.

17. In many cases, you are only a person's target person rather than a person in love.

18. Mr. Qian Zhongshu commented on Ms. Yang, who was later regarded as a model of ideal marriage by a sociologist: 1. before encountering her, I never thought about marriage. 2. Having been with her for so many years, I never regretted marrying her as a wife. 3. I never wanted to marry another woman.

19. You have four RMB five and I have four RMB five, so we can get married at the Civil Affairs Bureau.

20. I personally feel that the Internet is about to turn to "slow". The faster the information is, the more I have to wait for a few days for the facts to emerge. The first time I am a human, the first time I condemn, and the first time I shed tears, there is no need for too much.

21. My dad gave his opinion in the face of my fat situation: Without Han Hong's life, I still got Han Hong's illness.

22. If you come, I believe you won't go. If you leave, I will never come. -- We should treat fate and love in this way.

23. if you think someone else is a good B, he doesn't necessarily think that you are a good B, but you want to think that someone else is a silly B. In his eyes, you are also a silly B. So I think that ox B is like a single love, and silly B is a mutual affection.

24. "The biggest benefit of getting older is that you don't want anything when you are young ."

25. All men in the world are scammers. Both beautiful and not beautiful women will be cheated. The difference is that lucky women have found a liar and cheated on her for a lifetime. The unfortunate woman found a small swindler and lied to her for a while.

26. The weakest part of a person is reluctance. I can't give up on a piece of feeling that is no longer brilliant. I can't give up on vanity and applause. We always think that the best days will be long and long, so we don't have to leave so quickly. It's just when we feel soft and lacking in courage that the best days have passed away without mercy.

27. I thought I was a flower on the cliff and later I learned that it was just a scum from the sea.

28. Now you scold me because you still don't know me. When you know me later, you will beat me.

29. No one can tell if I do not study for a day. If I do not study for a week, I will start to get rough. If I do not study for January, I will lose my IQ to pigs.

30. At present, there are about four ways for women to succeed in China: first, learn English well and marry foreigners. Second, learn English well, study abroad, and marry foreigners. Third, learn English well, study abroad, return to China, and marry foreigners. Fourth, learn English well, study abroad, learn to return to China, and work hard to marry foreigners.

31. Some people are smart like the weather and changeable; some are silly like the weather forecast, but they cannot see it in the sky.

32. without interruption, you can easily live up to your mistakes.

33. Stone records tell us that all the beloved ones are scattered at last, and all the mashups are reunited at last.

34. If you don't often encounter setbacks, it indicates that you are not doing a lot of innovation-Woody Allen

35. What is more terrible than finding a sense of security in love life? No condom is found.
36. When two people are together, they do not change the other party, but accept it. Therefore, if they want to change, it is not life, it is war.

37. All problems are ultimately time problems, and all troubles are self-seeking troubles.

38. People will never know who accidentally said goodbye to you, and then they will never see you again.

39. Many things fall between "don't say" and "say.

40. The road to success is always under construction.

41. [Do you like my angel face or the Devil's body ?] [I like your sense of humor .]

42. When I got off the bus, the tour guide said, "Please take your valuables with you ." He took my hand and said, "Hurry up, valuables ".

43. I don't want to go to hell.

44. What is "ababbbaaaaaabbbabaaaabbbbaabbbaaaaa 」? <Answer: Long time no C> 〉

45. You have chosen the path, and you have to finish it while you kneel down.

46. Neither do I. You are not me. This is a misunderstanding.

47. Think about your eyes and blur your eyes. -- I suddenly felt that the majority of my thoughts were getting lighter and lighter.

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49. After years, I lamented the two teenagers: a stunning time, a gentle time.

50. You will never understand how much effort we have made to make yourself interested in your life.

51. Confucius said that he would not go to bed at noon and collapsed in the afternoon. Mencius said that Confucius was right.

How can we make it fair to allocate 52.9 oranges to 13 children? -Four children are killed.

53. If she says to you, "forget me ." You tell the other party: "I never remember ."

54.20 years old, with physical strength; 30 years old, with academic qualifications; 40 years old, 50 years old, with intelligence; 60 years old, with medical records; 70 years old, with calendar; 80 years old, with a yellow calendar; 90 years old, with a bonus.

55. The most mysterious department in history: Relevant departments; the most mysterious person in history: informed people; the most authoritative person in history: the brick house is called a beast.

56. "Love" is a tough word. The upper half is taken from the "change" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "State" of "abnormal ".

57. Even if it was a piece of shit, there was a day when I met zhangshilang.