When there's only one Java programmer left in the world

A.D. In 2050, there was only one Java programmer left in the world.

you may have to ask, where are all the other people? The reason is simple, Java is declining.

about 2030 years, there has been a language called X, it can do system-level development (operating system, database, compiler), but also to do server-side development, mobile phone, web-side is not easy.

More importantly, the new programming language is close to the human natural language, and no matter the adult or the child, a little learning will soon be programmed. So the top 100 of the language disappeared and programmers lost their jobs.

Java is no exception, the former overlord left behind a bunch of huge and complex system is gone.

With fewer Java programmers, the only hardcore fan left in the world.

He was holding Java does not put, kill also do not have X language, find work, can only intermittently help others to maintain some old Java system, income is very unstable, life increasingly embarrassed.

this Java hardcore often to Zhongguancun Software Park in the Lake bar to drink, said to be drinking, in fact, is nostalgic.

a lap of architecture around the lake is famous It company, which used to be the center of China's software and Internet, countless yards of farmers from the West two flag subway station, came here to fight.

Noon, eat lunch yards peasant association to here to chat for a walk, exchange, see which family is suitable for job-hopping.

Now here really turned into a park, once the bustling crowd has disappeared, only the beautiful scenery, it seems a little lonely.

The Java hardcore looks back on the beautiful old days while drinking the cheapest beer. Occasionally see if there is any Java maintenance work on the phone to find him.

Next to a few young classmates in a laugh chatting, do not know how to talk to the programmer's topic.

classmate A said:"You know, my grandfather told me that this place is the yard of the farm, they use what Java, Python, PHP, Javascfipt and other languages to write programs, using 996 working system. ”

"Oh, my God!" Every morning to work at 9 o ' clock, 9 o'clock, work 6 days a week, really inhuman Ah! ”

Java hardcore listened to the heart cold a smile, 996 count what Ah, Lao Tzu in a year, every day is 1 o'clock in the morning home, the next morning 8 o ' clock to work.

classmate B asked:"Why overtime Ah, programming is not very easy, with the X language on the computer to say no?" ”

"That is now, I asked my grandfather, Grandpa said they used the language is too low, from the natural language is too far away, the human word translated into Java have to write a long and long."

classmate C says: "I have seen the most popular Java at that time, the absolute antique, I tell you ah, I in a corner of the National Library over a dusty book, called" Head first Java ", looking at the inside of the program written in Java, like looking at the binary 1,010,011 pain, I really sympathize with our predecessors, Ah, in the end how to learn java. ”

Java irons have mixed feelings, but also think of their young when learning Java time, collection, reflection, IO, Generics, threading and various frameworks, each technology point has spent a lot of effort AH.

classmate Ding said: "This is not, you think Ah, can not be programmed in natural language, once the function description is wrong, you have to modify countless code, it is too scary." ”

Java hardcore Heart said Good, and the product manager, the project manager, the customer in order to determine the need, how many times ah.

"By the way, I've heard that there's a guy who's holding on to Java, and now it's the only Java programmer in the world, haha. . "

A burst of laughter broke out at the scene.

Java hardcore A little annoyed: "Children, you know Java, know what is the Java, it is the world's most popular language." ”

"No, it's an antique!" ”

Dinosaur I tell you, this Java can feed a lot of people at that time, it is possible to include your grandfather. ”

classmate Jia says: "Elder, why don't you talk to us?" ”

The Java iron has the audience, came in the mood, began to gush: "This Java AH but the world's first cross-platform programming language, it can not only do web development, but also do Android development, big data development. Not much worse than your current X language. Just then write the program is not easy, have to know a lot of details to go, write it is not necessarily right, but also to try to debug. Very tiring. ”

"If you want to be a good programmer, you have to learn a variety of computer basics, like what data structures, operating systems, computer networks, databases, compiling principles, and so on. I still have a lot of books at home now, and you are welcome to visit. ”

People have been feeling that this programmer is really not a human job.

"This is not a, it industry every 4-5 years will appear new technology, such as mobile internet, big data, cloud computing, artificial intelligence, you have to keep learning to do, or be abandoned by the times." ”

Once again, everyone said that I would not live if I were a programmer.

"Elder, how can you not learn x language with the Times?" "Someone asked.

"How do you know I did not study, those new technologies I have learned, such as the X Language bar, in fact, very suitable for you, and gently loose the program written out, oh no, say it." But for me, the X language is almost the same as natural language, no beauty at all! I still like our good things at that time, like architecture, object-oriented, design patterns, yes, have you ever heard of design patterns? ”

Everyone looked at each other and didn't know what it meant.

"Design patterns, that is, the summary of the design experience, a total of 23 kinds, in my opinion are very elegant, or I teach you a simple single-case pattern, a total of 7 kinds of writing, very interesting. ”

Everyone shook their heads and refused to be old-fashioned.

"At that time, many of the software was written beautifully and elegantly, full of beauty. Unlike the present X language, which is the natural language of the piling up, it is really ugly. Why I hold the Java not put, is always to appreciate this beauty ah. ”

"Oh, so, you are the only Java programmer." ”

The Java hardcore smiled and nodded, when the phone rang, and the Java Irons opened the holographic screen of the cell phone, and the people in the bar saw the message:

40 Thieves company Recruiting programmers

my company 50 years ago, the core system needs to continue to maintain, recruitment of Java engineers, regardless of age.

Requirements:

will be Java SE

Understand Servlets and JSPs

know Spring, Struts, Hibernate, MyBatis

I have heard of the design pattern first.

Once hired, preferential treatment, luxury car villa start.

this Java hardcore suddenly laolei freely: "This company I want to join when young, but the level has not been enough, people don't want me, now my chance finally come!" Farewell everyone, I applied to go. ”

When there's only one Java programmer left in the world