1.
In the phone, "this is a wrong number. Please check up and take the telephone number again .......";
"Why do you speak a foreign language every day? Mom doesn't understand it, but she misses you ........"
(Family is so beautiful .)
2.
The girl said: I'm pregnant. The man continued to bow his head to dinner and said, "I have been ligation.
Girl stunned for a moment: I am joking with you.
The man looked up at her and said, "Me too...
(This story is too complex and has a profound connotation)
3.
A single woman moved her house and suddenly got a power outage at night,
She lit the candle. Sometimes someone knocks on the door.
It turned out to be a child next door,
He asked nervously: Do you have a candle in your house?
The girl thought, "Oh, I just borrowed something, and it will be even more endless in the future.
So she said coldly, "No !"
The child smiled,
With a bit of pride:
"I knew you didn't have it! Mom is afraid of your fear. Let me give you a candle"
(Not all the feelings between neighbors are paid by one, but does the other know how to pay)
4.
He stood in front of the mirror, and a female moved slowly from behind his back.
Cold hands suddenly covered his eyes, "guess who I am"
The voice was cool and cool. He calmly looked blank and said, "You are a ghost ."
"Oh, you guessed it again ."
The cold voice instantly turned into a charming girl,
Turned into a smoke and floated back to the ashes.
Stupid wife, not enough for over 20 years;
He complained, but his wrinkled face was filled with happiness.
(This is a ghost story or a love story)
5.
The family talked about the post-rich ideas at the dinner table.
Dad: I will replace your mom when I have money.
Mom does not agree.
Dad restored his seriousness: No.
It took my mom a few days to spend the first two dollars in poverty.
I will never abandon her in my life.
Mom smiled at her father.
Happiness. It is just an ordinary one.
(Everything is a cloud, just love each other)
6.
"Mom, look !"
The little girl happily handed in a piece of paper filled with words.
"I heard a brother ask her sister how to love him,
My sister said that she only needs to write her name one thousand times on paper every day ."
"Silly child !" Women hold the little girl.
How did the baby know his father's name?
"Here ."
The girl opens the drawer,
My father signed the name on it last time.
A woman looks at it. There is a divorce agreement in it.
(Children will never understand the world of adults)
7.
She left her hometown to work, and she gave her son peas to her grandfather.
Doudou is naughty and often fights with Nini next door.
She hate iron and wants to go home during the Spring Festival,
Reprimand Bean: "You are not allowed to fight. Sorry to go next door with your mother !"
"Who told her to scold me as a liar ."
The mother and child arrived at the neighbor's house.
Seeing Nini, Doudou is holding her mother's hand,
Proudly said to Nini, "Hum, look! Didn't you lie to me? I also have a mother !!"
(Sometimes adults cannot understand the world of children)
8.
I was blind due to a car accident, so I never knew what my girlfriend looked like.
That year, she had gastric cancer. Before she died, she transplanted the cornea to me.
The first thing I did when I restored my light was to look for a picture of her,
However, I only find a letter from her,
There is a blank photo in the letter, and there is a sentence in the photo:
"Don't think about what I look like. The next person you fall in love with is what I look like ."
(Sometimes the greatness of a woman is invisible to a man)
9.
I work at a senior manager. He works in the window opposite to me. We are separated by a street.
He secretly watched him every day and guessed his happiness and sorrow. He wrote it on Weibo.
He should not know, because I am always very careful.
One day he suddenly disappeared.
My heart was blank and I sent a new microblog: "He's gone. I miss him. He doesn't know ".
A new comment immediately pops up: "silly child, I moved to the layer above ."
(Well, I began to like Weibo .)
10.
He is grumpy when he is blind. Mother shouted,
You are so self-defeating. In the future, I will only wake you up, eat, and go to bed, and no longer care about you.
Sure enough, since then, my mother only said these three words to him every day.
This made him very embarrassed and gradually calmed down to cooperate with the treatment.
A year later, he finally recovered, but did not see his mother.
His family told him that his mother died a year ago,
I recorded the three sentences before my death and didn't want to affect your treatment ......
(Sometimes I know how to cherish it when I lose it)
11.
A heart transplant is about to take place, and he looks affectionately at his wife lying in bed,
The hand holding the signature form is shaking. "Quick sign, you are a zombie !"
And scold me. The procedure was successful and she had no exclusive response.
"Where is my heartless husband ?" She asked the nurse.
The nurse handed a piece of paper with a bright red heart and a line of small words:
"This is the last thing I can give you. I love you ."
(Sometimes there is only one truth, and I am very touched .)
Easy:
Zhou gongjie dream
The tenth anniversary of the wedding!
My wife said to her husband, "I dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace last night. What do you mean by this dream ?"
The husband mysteriously said, "You will know this evening ."
When the wife sees his suggestion as valid, he is fond of stealing.
In the evening, the husband brought back a pack of things for his wife!
The wife opened the book Zhou gongjie dream with joy.