Zhao Benshan Fan Wei Pan Changjiang

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I am collecting the rest words that have been used by Zhao Benshan Fan Wei and Pan Changjiang for many years. I'm sorry, I can't help but ask the original author!
Luo go up the hill ---- money (Before) tight. [metaphor for lack of money]
The dog is a duck. [Metaphorical learning and sports are amazing]
Your teeth chew on watermelon --- Jing Dao!
Big hair in the navel-force Installation!
Belly-eye-drawn jar!
Belly Button fart ~~~~~ Why?
Pig nose with scallions-Elephant Installation
Daffodils do not blossom-install garlic
The crow fell into the Pig body-only saw the pig black, did not see their own black. [metaphor: only saw other people's problems, did not see their own problems, not good at self-criticism! ]
Leeching on the side of the toilet _ Not far from death (shit)
The stones in the toilet are smelly and hard. [The metaphor is unreasonable and does not listen to persuasion! ]
Throwing a grenade in the toilet ------ stirred up the dung
The kitten goes to the upper tree ------- the Tiger forces the sky
Fart in the crotch --------- stinking (happen)
Playing with a big knife in the crotch-playing with eggs.
Fart in bed-nengwen (smell) nengwu (cover)
Take off your pants and fart-twice
Big hammer in the crotch ----- suffered a heavy blow!
Naked ass as a bench-wide and eye-catching
Big dung spoon times potato -- smelly spoon (Word) Misuse
Toilet stool without toilet paper --- cannot be opened)
Thieves pull the door ---- thieves close
Riding a donkey farting ---- hitting the waist
Blow your fist!
It is a metaphor that this person does not have that power and is hard-packed. In Shenyang, "Pull hard ".
The land lord fart --- the spirit ~
Drop a bomb in your pants. -------- machine (chicken) is destroyed
Slap long Mao --- veteran
Old lady migration ------ zhicang (Jinzhou)
No taper is needed for shoes ---- real (needle) line!
Blind Xiong Zhengli ---- cover the sky with one hand
Bath is not called bath-soaking people
Not a child-scary
Back-to-back-to-beat
Farting in the forest ----- coincidentally (que)
After the pig is cut, Qiu ------ Ding is down
Big nose, his father ----- old nose
Back-to-hand pee ---- Not satisfied (HELP)
Pig meat is not called pig meat-pack (Cooked Food) [This is a metaphor for WHO to clean up.]
Spam and Wolf-bold and shameless
Potato migration-ball rolling
Deep-fried ass-lost (CRISP) fixed (*)
Reverse shell peat ---- upstream (pouring)
Bubbles in water ----- more than (fish)
Put your ass in a loop
Tom's ass-New rule (Turtle)
Swimming in a big dung cylinder-not afraid of death)
Fan installation in the urine jar ---**
Warm bottle hangs on your ass ---- there is a certain level of parallelism!
Urine jar with Phnom Penh-mouth good
In a metaphor, you can say something nice in your mouth.
Toilet without paper --- master! (Put your ass in your hands)
The vertical flute is not called the vertical flute-short cut!
Tornado foot-Dung
Wang BA's ass is sore ---- rotten turtle * (Bad Rules)
Tiger ass-no touch
Crossing the pool with one foot ------ excessive (dung)
Dummies go to sleep-all powered by fire
East China (Heilongjiang)
Scalper grinding disk --------- not long
Dog angular -------------- goat farming
Bare-ass tractor driving -------- a JB
Put a dung basket on your ass ---- Wait for death (shit)
Ass cupping ---- find dead (shit)
Eye on your ass-big face
Mosquito fart-stingy!
Drink soy sauce and fart --------- idle!
Toilet light-find dead (shit)
Opening a curtain-revealing a small hand
Chicken ass rope tie-nonsense)
Farting on the plane --- the sky is full)
Car pressure-dead value (straight)
The egg opened your ass !!!
No eyes on your belt-you can't remember it
Eat popsicles and pull popsicles -- useless (words)
Without a straw hat-face exposure
Old man's tree-Panjin (hard disk)
Dummies-Jinzhou)
Old lady porridge-JIN Xi!
The old lady likes porridge on the wall and is shameless **
Wang baicao watermelon ---- rolling and crawling
Bald old bright umbrella ----- lawless
Liangshan army division ------- useless
The mouse wolf touched the door.
One-Inch photo ---------- shaojing
Photo Studio needs water ------- bubble (that)
Smooth promotion-turning shame.
The nephew opens a lantern --- as a ghost
Black blind man with pen -- hard-filling Cadres
Spam and Wolf ------ be brave
Old lady leaning against the wall-humble and shameless (with no teeth on the back of the wall)
Widow has children ------ old-fashioned
Throwing stones in the toilet ----- stir up dung
Farting in the woods ---------- coincidentally
The old lady goes to the chicken nest ----- dumb
Catch pigs in the hutong-go straight
Discharge in the toilet ---- excessive DUNG (points ).
Crazy about drinking soy sauce-salty (idle;
Cutting tofu With a knife-Two Sides
Yang Erlang's weapon-two sides and three knives
Descendants of Sun Wukong: a monkey's eye
Navy shirt-All-in-One Road
Wearing a filial piety to worship the world --- sorrow and joy
High Mountain toilet ---- bad breath
Eye-catching eyes
The evening Pearl gasped
Monk with card issuance --- naughty
Beard in the back of your head-braid (casually)

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