[Zz] Programmers

Interesting articles from the g9 boss many years ago: On programmers

According to Mr. Qian Zhongshu's author. I am not responsible for this.
A programmer can be rewarded because he is an empty-hearted and motivated programmer. Really, programmers sometimes look at themselves less than others; they only hate themselves as a programmer, he does not want to be a programmer at all expenses, effort, time, or paper. I am not satisfied with being a programmer. Isn't this the perfect thing for me?
The so-called programmers should also be responsible for writing code, maintaining code, and designing software. However, in fact, the application of a programmer's term is limited to writing software for the company. Today's so-called "IT blue-collar", "code monkey", and "one programmer, there is no future. Despite the fact that system administrators, architects, and other experts who are proficient in real learning are also able to write some programs in a very fragmented manner, they are not willing to live as useless programmers-although they are not qualified as white-collar workers. If you are not a programmer, you may have to write code on the screen. There are two useful methods. The first is the use of waste, such as cow dung, which can be used as firewood, and is also used as Tao Kan's so-called bamboo wood chips. The second type is necessary for daily use. For example, for toothbrushes and toilets, there is also a hope that the Prince may not have a day. There are so many things in the world that some programmers are still using useless badges. They can't help themselves with &, |, if, else, while. Are you sorry? For useful figures, we may wish to give them a name to distinguish them from programmers. For example, they are called "people ". The word "employing people" is short for "useful people". He has been a programmer. Such concise and mixed nouns should not be exclusive to the old lady, the little girl, and the Chartered staff. In addition, this term has two advantages. First, it is full of the spirit of equality of democracy. The experts and the servants of the audience share a title and stand online. Second, it does not violate China's principle of full-scale regionalization: a US president heard that he is called a "national public servant", which is the call of people; when the French Revolution, party members rushed to call the servant brother (Fr & egrave; resser vants ); the president is king, and the Pope (Pope) is father (Papa). In Europe and the United States, people are called together. Of course, China follows suit.

People look down on Programmers. It is not the news of today's news. For example, in 2001, the computer world called "blue-collar software ". The famous saying goes well, and it's a big report. From the east to the west, the support for outsourcing is just a thousand words. The phrase "blue-collar software" is more friendly when the. COM bubble breaks down. In The Decline and Fall of American Programmers, which of The following statements about The Decline of American Programmers by Edward Yordon? Yordon also has countless codes. The computer world has been read by countless programmers. They still despise programming, not to mention the vulgar and sound spirit-length animals. Theophile Gautier said in Les Grotesques that wealthy businessmen often suffer from odd diseases and are called Programmingphobie ). The cause is: the financial master occasionally opens his son's desk drawer and sees a pile of white paper filled with words, neither bookkeeping nor accounts. Each line is capitalized, and the last word is not accurate, fine-added research, knowledge is the source code, so angry at the top of the brain, angry with your chest, hate the unfortunate family, out of this not Xiao, the nerves become abnormal. At that time, the disease not only originated from a strange and infectious disease, but also became quite prevalent in winter and summer. I have heard that there is also a prescription: to put the source code of ancient and modern Chinese and foreign companies to a torch, to swallow. According to the cloud as long as the process, the natural chest in the air, the eyes in the DingTalk, and from now on the strong national people and Thailand, political civilization, the prosperous military operation! As for contemporary celebrities with the same theory, they have already been published in a wide range of publications. Everyone is familiar with it and does not have to repeat it.

The IT industry must be outsourced, but programmers may wish to reward them-reward them for not being programmers. John Carmack (John Carmack) is a self-developed, knowledgeable, and refined algorithm. This kind of irretrievable innate programmer is, after all, a minority. As for general programmers, to be honest, they are not very fond of programming and are not very good at it. They make code, as if the good girl in the old novel is a prostitute. It is said that it is out of a bad feeling and helpless. As long as they have the opportunity to let them jump out of the fire pit, this kind of can be nothing to shut down, change from good. Programming is the cause of bad luck, the least interest, near the hunger, with the disease. We only heard of blue-collar IT; blue-collar science, blue-collar accounting, blue-collar lawyers, and blue-collar businessmen have never been seen. To stupid people, if there is no way to go, they are not willing to write code programming. So not only others despise programming and programmers, that is, the programmers themselves are also filled with their own grief, for programming, there is a total lack of faith and respect. For example, many programmers in major forums have said: "You can change the course to 30 if you do not have the necessary skills ". We can see that they prefer to be strong and not programmers. Even if you are a programmer, you must jump out of the fire before the age of 30. Therefore, we can see a special phenomenon: all white-collar workers are awesome and vigorous. They have 12 points of faith in their subjects and take singing and singing. Only programmers are born with a ghost and lose their smiling faces, even if I occasionally brag about "System Analysis" and "coding techniques", I think it's just like a flood of drums that don't sound. Goethe is not a patriotic poem, and he is scolded for complaining in Gespracechemit Eckermann, saying that it is not a sergeant. Before arriving at the front line, how can he sit in the study and scream for war songs. (Kriegs liederschrei benundinZimmersiteenl ). A few programmers can talk about strategy, politics, and politics in the case of hero creation. Otherwise, they can think of their mentor and advise the people. Such a versatile person should not be buried in programming. As long as they have the opportunity to change, they can immediately abandon programming and do not work.

Chester G. Edwards said that programmers are "cognitive elite" and Taiichi Ohno said that programmers are superior people ). Programmers with special materials only want to act as elites and want to become important people or others. If you want to be an elite or an important person, you can't help but exaggerate it. If you want to be an elite or an important person, you will be motivated. This award is for aspiring talents. Ambitious, indicating dissatisfaction and shame for the real status. Shame almost brave. Courage should be encouraged. What's more, in this period?

Tips: We should outsource the IT industry and reward programmers -- reward them for not being programmers, not programming.

[Zz] Programmers