A dead man who makes you bleed to death. Six game controllers

The Web (compilation/Sky White) The long-awaited Kinect was finally released last week, before that, the famous game-testing website IGN said: "Kinect will sell well in casual gamers and families with children, and the core or traditional players may not be able to buy." Now, it seems, the truth seems to be true. Less than a week after the sale, players found that the goods were not as good as they thought. The first is a physical problem, one player, after 2 hours of playing with Kinect, said: "I go, use this game than with my wife to discuss the night life is also tired!" "Because the Kinect's body sense is a tracking player's limbs movement, and does not recognize the subtle movements, so the player needs to be in front of the screen to open EAPC action to ensure that the action is clear enough to identify." Another is the space problem, if the space is small, the game will not accept a double game, but this is also Microsoft for the player's personal safety considerations, small space to match the above mentioned the big open EAPC action, this is playing the game or real PK?　　The recent Kinect has been exposed to the possibility of not recognizing the dark-skinned players, and, to tell you the truth, I feel that the Black brothers have been ruthlessly dug up. The players have been looking forward to, and the Kinect from the big brand has one or the other drawbacks, let alone a variety of other controllers.　　Today, this article will provide readers with 6 of the controller that makes the player laugh and cry, perhaps they are designed to be good, but obviously if the Kinect, they all have this or that kind of awkward point: 1. Microsoft SideWinder Strategic Commander (strategy commander) This mouse is the earlier product of Microsoft, from the appearance, can see this mouse is a very strange product. This strategic commander is an attempt to integrate the function of the mouse keyboard, which is a mouse controller designed specifically for left-handed users. There are 6 buttons on the top of the policy commander, each of which can set 3 different functions. Next to the 6 keys, there are two buttons that can be used to set jumps, squats, or freely define their functions. The 3 shift buttons on the side can be toggled between functions that have been set by the 1-6 function keys. The "commander" side has a slider that can be toggled between three stalls to use the preset function of each stall. and "Commander" also has programming functions, can be like a handle to the function key programming. The upper and lower parts of the product can be active, and can rotate, can set a lot of complex movements. (left-handers in tears: "Although the habit of left-handed people are generally more intelligent than right-handed people, but you are sure this product is not designed to deliberately make us?" Well, from the first moment I saw the goods, I thought it was not easy, especially for the designer who designed it, I admire the pleasantly. Such domineering body shape, distorted appearance, frighten the dead button layout is a wonderful mouse world,The Overlord of the irregular world!　　By the way, is this really a mouse? 2.Vioguard keyboard in the wake of the global scare of SARS, swine flu, and super viruses, the Vioguard keyboard has been specifically launched in response to consumer panic. Vioguard keyboard is essentially the same as its similar products, its unique is the integration of a small ultraviolet disinfection device. When you use a sterilizer, the keyboard is sucked into the interior for 90 seconds of ultraviolet radiation.　　The device is said to wipe out 99.99% of all kinds of bacteria and viruses, even in the current global pandemic. At the same time, vioguard manufacturers also claimed that the Vioguard keyboard using a high-power ultraviolet launcher called UV, the spectral wavelength of 254nm ultraviolet radiation has excellent bactericidal capacity.　　The relevant Electrical Association technical department has confirmed that the product has the good performance and the ultra long service life, may calmly handle the high load use for several months. Well, for this antivirus creative I do not say anything more, after all, there are many people who cherish life. But like Kinect, this design obviously doesn't solve the space problem very well. It can be seen from the picture that the traditional computer table has been completely stuffed with this individual type of big guy. But if you put it on the table, even if I knew what it was, I would tease you with it: "Hey, is this your new typewriter?" [Page] 3. Doll Controller (WII) don't know if anyone remembers this game named "Baby and Me," and it's special in that the game bundles a wiimote doll. This doll can give you the experience of playing with a real baby, and it can rattle and burp from the built-in speakers, like taking care of a real baby.　　Sounds good, right, but what's the truth ...? The unattractive face, and the eyelids that are motionless, and sometimes the eerie laughter that comes out of it ... I'll go! It reminds me of a Japanese horror film that once let my young I dare not turn off the light to sleep for 2 consecutive months ...　　Is it really a good thing to cultivate young couples ' love for their children rather than family planning tools? 4. "Biochemical Crisis 4" chainsaw (GC) You see this control already know this is in order to match the game "biochemical Crisis 4," The design of a chainsaw shape controller, visually gives the player a very bloody violent feeling, shape and a real chainsaw exactly the same. The shock was shocking, but the designers were obviously not taking into account the reality. Let's get rid of this controller's bad feel, only said that when the parents see the children happily holding such a blood-stained controller sitting in front of the TV playing the same flesh game, 10 of 11 will feel a sense of education failure, then this feeling will continue to catalytic hara, At the same time help parents to get through the two veins, and then parents will automatically understand the lion roar this Buddhist highDeep work method. At the same time because the pubic region constantly urge the valley reason, at this time they are light as Yan "swept" to the stunned children to cast their left and right in front of each other: first to a recruit exquisite "empty hands grabbed knives" robbed the controller to give a recruit endless "thousand hand palm" printed on the child pp.　　This kind of situation is many, this controller still sell to go? 5. "Heavy Cavalry", which was sold on the Xbox360 by the Steel Battalion Controller (XBOX360), has almost made all the players mad, and the game company also launched a bundle of packages to buy the game at the same time as a special controller.　　This alternative controller is so large that it can be used as a table by the player, at the same time it costs as much as 200 dollars, and the player vomiting blood is the expensive, bulky and sophisticated guy who only corresponds to the "heavy cavalry" game. 6. Boomerang Controller (PS3) as early as the E3 exhibition in 2005, Sony announced the PS3 controller will be this form, do not know what the player saw this PS3 boomerang controller after the heart in the end is how to think? Maybe Sony thinks it's better for the players who buy the controllers to get more benefits, so they have designed this kind of boomerang controller that integrates offense and defense. Or is the designer for China's long history of martial culture has a strong interest, so made such an absolute suitable for home travel, killing the secret at the same time conducive to the hidden small devices to try to challenge the first seven weapons-bench supremacy?　　But in the second year Sony was still drooling over the full head of the player to change the controller back to the original six-axis shape. More information please pay attention to play game Network (Edit/Ming)