Your software is not worth downloading

Source: Internet
Author: User
Keywords Reading software news reading software
Tags android system binary binary files computer content difference different download

 I don't download a BBC software or a NPR software on my Computer. So why do I want to download one on my phone? Did I buy a separate radio to listen to different stations? Their functions are the same, the only difference is the content. Software should provide some practical functionality, not just a bunch of binary files wrapped in content.

How we Guanzhong reading software in his sister's stupid meaningless iphone software:

1. Board the website.

2. You are told that you are not allowed to read this website.

3. Then (your) page jump to the software store

4. Download the software.

5. Wait for the super file download for the 3G network that uses your noble price.

6 Open the software.

7. Familiar with the secretive, mysterious interface of the pipa, doing and using similar software is almost the same thing.

8. In the near stagnation and give you a turn in the reading wheel (on the iOS system) or a shiny progress bar (on the Android system) of the death of struggling, because you are reckless to use your mobile device in a slow, unreliable network connection.

9. Try to find the story you want to read in the layout of the information that is completely different from the one you're familiar with. Because some of the Godin think that the same amount of electronic reading as the newspaper needs to be disrupted, because the crap eye reads too much of Seth's book or other crap.

10. Realize that this software will show you something different, whether it's a landscape or portrait model. Now you can turn your ipad like a big rich guy on a pipe, so you can put a bigger stunna on the third page.

11. Do not allow to share stories with friends, because it is not a use of the same resource standards of the Web page, since your phone has those shiny soft buttons, why use the resource standard device?

12. The next time the software is updated (you) you will have to take the time to download the updated binaries in the software store, which will give you some "new features", even though you don't have much more of a sister's function than the news (this feature) of his sister's.

13. If you are using an Android system, be sure to install adware software in case the Happy Bit (AD) software that is secretly invaded by a secret intrusion without any software advertising reminders.

14. Give up, then go to the newsstand, buy a newspaper, drop your smart phone off his sister's Cliff and start a mail bomb campaign for all the idiots who think that turning the newspaper into "Software" is a good idea.

In the "Internet Fight Software" war, I think you know where I stand.

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