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India's Java programmer Shekhar Gulati posted "How I explained mapreduce to my wife?" on his blog ?" This article describes the concept of mapreduce. The translation is as follows:Huang huiyu. Yesterday, I gave a speech about mapreduce in xebia's office in India. The speech went smoothly and the audience were able to understand the concept of mapreduce (based on their feedback ). I was excited to explain the concept of mapreduce to technical audiences

If one day your wife (or mom) is leaving for the weekend to clean up your home.This is a difficult problem. However, the excellent programmer, let us use geek method to solve the problem.1. In order to prove that you have cleaned, there are differences, we first take a picture of the living room, for example, your living room is like this:(Before cleaning)Well, very beautiful living room, although the programmer should not be so clean and beautiful, b

Method one: To wear a wall like Harry PotterBoth the wife signal and the broadcast signal are essentially electromagnetic waves. X-ray penetration is strong so it can penetrate the body to take photos, but the wife signal as electromagnetic waves can penetrate the wall, but his penetrating ability is too weak. The higher the electromagnetic frequency, the stronger his penetrating power, the

A man's taste lies in choosing his wife. Choosing a wife is like choosing a life. As the saying goes, male is afraid of wrong behaviors, and female is afraid of marrying male. Why not a male is not? Hong yingming, who wrote "Cai Gen Tan", said, "My wife is really deaf !" Strong demon is not long enough, so is marriage. David Shakespeare wrote many wonderful drama

After reading it, I feel speechless. More is silence. Female students: Ning is a big lover and not a poor wife. In the personal signature of a newly added QQ friend "empty bed lover", I kept a line like this: Ning is a big lover and not a poor wife.I was not surprised by this "Declaration". In fact, in a recent survey on the large payment for female college students, two or more girls explicitly stated their choices. This shows the changing menta

Discuss the cost of a wife in Shanghai When a man reaches a certain age, he wants to ask for his wife. Today, we are proudIt is not just for the purpose of breeding future generations, but for the purpose of raising old children, but for the sake of reflecting their own prices.Value to obtain social identity and determine the major decision-making behavior at the class level.At present, Shanghai is an exa

We have been in love for more than half a year. The feelings slowly sublimation. He is 12 years older than me. He loves me more and more and hurts me more and more. April this year, I and he went to another place to work, every time I am angry he came to coax me, every time I coax to open happy heart, this life has him, really good happiness, good happiness-quoted metaphor sentence! But he's got a wife, son. After two months, we returned to our origin

The daughter-in-law said: "If it is lighter, you may not taste it. It is salty now. You can't swallow it at all. What exactly do you want ?" When the mother saw her son back, she threw the food into her mouth without saying anything. Send. She glared at him angrily. He gave it a try and immediately vomited it, son. Said: "I did not say it, Mom is sick and cannot eat too salty !" "That's good! Mom is yours, and you will cook it later !" Daughter-in-law anger Rush to the room. The son sig

Recently exposed the cost of taking a wife in China's cities, Shenzhen to 2.08 million, men's ruin, do not eat not to drink also to work 30 years to marry to Shenzhen, a medium-term wife, such a high cost of marrying a bitter-forced programmer how to do. Whether it's bat's it tech guy or a small startup's program ape, it's generally hard to find a girlfriend, let alone get married. Why it is difficult for i

make a fuss, you must keep her safe.29. You can talk to her when you are in a bad mood. If you don't want to talk about it, just give it a hug.30. The food you just got on must pretend to be a fool, and she had more food. 31. When she is helpless, you can climb a mountain with her and see the sunset.After the quarrel, I will never go through the cold war. Then I will tell her that you are doing well for her.33. She liked to hold you while she was sleeping, but when she turned around, she would

A man's taste lies in choosing his wife. Choosing a wife is like choosing a life. VulgarIn other words, male are afraid of wrong behaviors, and female is afraid of marrying male. Why are they not? Hong yingming, who wrote "Cai Gen Tan", said, "My wifeSorry, it's really true if you're not deaf! "Strong demon is not long enough, so is marriage. David Shakespeare wrote down his lifeThere are many wonderful dra

The day after tomorrow is the birthday of my wife Amy. I have known each other for so many years. Today is the first time I want to have a meaningful birthday with my wife. It's also strange to me. I used to buy a cake in a hurry and even had dinner, Hoho. Amy and I were classmates. I knew each other when I was in the third year of high school (first year of high school, but not familiar with it). What A

A husband and wife are two independent people. In general, they all live in a loving and clean life. But they are all busy with their own work or business, and there is nothing. At home, conflicts are inevitable because of trivial matters. Therefore, from the beginning of the debate, we began to fight. Both husband and wife had a bad time. After the quarrel, they were angry with each other. In order to make

A smart wife always plays different roles in front of a lover. When a lover is unhappy, she can comfort him like a big sister until his lips smile a few times; when the lover is ill, like her mother, she gently slapped her shoulders in her arms and gave him a pot of soup to warm him up. But when she had any grievance, and will cry in front of a lover like a child to seek his care and comfort. 1. My husband is fond, not angry. Loving your husband is

The day before yesterday was Valentine's Day. Although I had been married for many years, my wife had always liked the romantic surprise. Unfortunately, I was a dull nerd and could not do anything that was sensational. At noon that day, I was about to go home from work. I suddenly saw someone talking about geek's Valentine's Day gift on Weibo. Although I am not a geek, I recently learned Android and my wife's mobile phone is also in the Android system

Just look at a programmer's husband on the Internet 《Talking about some of the programmer's husband's things --Could you help me analyze whether it is a typical programmer?I think that I am a programmer and a husband, but I don't agree. Though not convinced, it does not mean anything that is refuted. After all, many people are different, and programmers are also different. Her happy husband is a programmer. As a programmer, why is my wife unhappy? The

This morning, I hurried out and was busy with various tasks. I suddenly found my fingers empty and forgot to wear a wedding ring. I was wondering if my wife would find me, and my lady's text message would be followed. My wife asked, "Didn't you bring a ring? " Husband A: "I 've been in a hurry and forgot to take it with me. Remember it next time. " His wife s

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My wife found out something new to ubuntu-general Linux technology-Linux technology and application information. The following is a detailed description. Author: wenyi My wife is an English teacher with poor computer skills. I don't know how to delete win and change it to ubuntu. she will use it anyway. ubuntu is also good, she just talked online, watched movies, listened to music, and made courseware. T

Wife's diary burst into laughter Wife's diary (you want to get married after reading it)In the middle of the night, I woke up and felt like my husband was holding me! I thought: This guy is very cool at ordinary times. I didn't expect to reveal it when I went to bed. So I was very touched. When I was ready to enjoy his hug, I heard him say, "Wife! It's cool !" At that time, he had to kick him out of bed. One day she watched TV with her husband. The a