1. Jia went to buy cigarettes, smoke 29 yuan, but he didn't have a match. He said to the clerk, "By the way, let's get a box of matches ." The clerk did not give it.
B went to buy cigarettes, smoke 29 yuan, he did not match, said to the Clerk:
▲Believe that you are an e
A man caught a young e in the nest on the top of the mountain. He brought the young e home and kept it in a chicken cage. The e and the chicken eat, play, and rest together. It thinks it is a chicken. The e grew up and
Third place: Pain and salt
In India, a master complained that the apprentice was very bored. So one morning, he sent the apprentice back to fetch some salt.
When the apprentice reluctantly took the salt back, the master asked the apprentice to
Tenth place: What is life?
A gloomy businessman came to the front of a wise old man.
"Sir, I am in urgent need of your help. Although I am rich, everyone is very cool at me. Life is like a fierce fight ."
"Then stop killing ." The old man
7: nails
A boy had a bad temper, so his father gave him a bag of nails, and told him that every time he lost his temper, he pinned a nail on the fence in the back yard.
On the first day, the boy pinned 37 nails. The number of dingtalk files is
Fifth place: loose
This is a story of soldiers who returned from the Vietnam War. He called his parents from San Francisco and told them, "Mom and Dad, I have come back, but I have an unfriendly invitation. I want to bring a friend home with me .」
The boss calls the Secretary: I'll take you to Beijing over the past few days. Are you ready to go.
The secretary called her husband: I am going to have a meeting with the boss in Beijing these days. You can take care of yourself.
My husband
The donkey saw the master carefully taking care of the horse and gave him a rich amount of feed. He thought that he could not even eat bran.
After heavy work, he said sadly to Ma, "You are so happy !" When the war broke out, heavily armed soldiers
Tong, currently 33 months old, records some interesting things about her:
1. In kindergarten, her English name is Rita. I asked her what your English name is? She said, tarts. (It seems that the English name of a child is still apple .)
2. When I
(1)A crow sat in a tree and did nothing all day. When a bunny saw the crow, he asked, "I can sit there all day, just like you. What can I do ?" The crow replied, "of course, why not ?" Then the rabbit sat under the tree and began to rest. Suddenly,
Weight loss II
Time Limit: 5000/2000 MS (Java/others) memory limit: 65535/32768 K (Java/Others)Total submission (s): 2395 accepted submission (s): 1018
Although Problem description has developed recipes for losing weight, it is clear that zookeeper
The question is no longer cumbersome.
Train of Thought: For the row I to put soldiers, it affects only the row I-1 and I-2 line, so the violent enumeration conforms to the state of these three lines
State [I], State [J], State [K]. The next step
1. Business contributes to the public, so profit is the reasonable reward it should receive.
2. Do not keep staring at customers, and do not get entangled.
3. The quality of a place is more important than the size of a store. The quality of a
Why is Zuo Lin's right raccoon mentioned in a low-profile article by Cai Wensheng that there are four major Chinese Internet cases? In the past week, readers have been constantly inquiring about what happened behind these four cases, in this Q & A
The old Java team has to accept two apprentices: Open Source and closed source.In order to check the character of two people, the old Java ancestor told the two to "show me your heart !!!".Open-source, unretained, dug out your own heart, fresh and
World-classIs our dailyLifeThe customary behavior rules accumulated inSocietyKnowledge. Most of this knowledge comes from social communication with different groups of people, as well as social conflicts and societies.Development. In the case of
1. Tolerance
A pig, a sheep, and a milk cow are kept in the same barrier. Once, the shepherd caught the pig and shouted loudly to resist it. The sheep and the ox hated the bits and said, "He often catches us. We are not shouting. After hearing the
1. Money is not a problem. The problem is that there is no money.
2. If a diamond has a long history, it will go bankrupt.
3. water can carry the boat, but also can cook porridge.
4. One Mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one father
1. Believe that you are an e
A man caught a young e in the nest on the top of the mountain. He brought the young e home and kept it in a chicken cage. The e and the chicken eat, play, and rest together. It thinks it is a chicken. The e grew up and
1. Different SituationsA pig, a sheep, and a milk cow are kept in the same barrier. Once, the shepherd caught the piglet and shouted loudly to resist it. The goat and the ox hate its nickname and said, "He often catches us. We are not shouting. "The
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