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1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn' t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.At first, I begged God to give a bicycle. Later, I figured that God was not doing this. So I stole one and begged God to forgive me. 2. I

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    Killing you with 28 dishes of classic famous dishes !!!   1. Who would like to eat "naked beauty "? -- It's the peanuts!   2. I ordered a "Mother and Child meeting" dish at the Hotel downstairs in the company. The dish came up and

Really bad HH God can come up with this disgusting question! And the description of the question is still so boring! Parity is not clear! #include#includeusing namespace std;char str[1111];char l1[111];char l2[111];int len;void work(){

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I am a doctoral student and I know the importance of learning. After so many years of study, I have successfully changed myself from a farmer to a department-level cadre. Now, not only does a shuttle bus take me to and from work, in addition, I also

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At present, I have received a notice from the Lingbao Philharmonic production center that they have sold the copyright to a cultural communication company. According to the agreement of others, before the promotion period, the commercial interests

Classic lookup Method Static int [] arr; Static T2 (){Arr = new int [1593];Arr [0] = 1729;Arr [1] = 4104;Arr [2] = 13832;Arr [3] = 20683;Arr [4] = 32832;Arr [5] = 39312;Arr [6] = 40033;Arr [7] = 46683;.........Arr [1585] = 1156658048;Arr [1586] = 116

When the banquet is full, the leaders are all ready. The sound of greetings was filled with laughter. The service lady next to the banquet was very beautiful, new, experienced, and quite nervous. Everyone sat down and said, "Miss, tea !" As soon

Liang Ye 21:59:27Who has the seeds to send in the letter? Master♂Luo Yun 21:59:52Who has seeds?Master♂Luo Yun 21:59:58What seeds?Liang Ye 22:00:00Yes' Exile at 22:00:59I only have seeds for grapes.Exile at 22:01:06OrLiang Ye 22:01:15DizzyPangu

Xiao Xingang opened an account and came to the stock market. I bought a Securities News at the door, and someone said, "Hey! New investors! " Xiao xinleng: "How do you know? " The man said, "The newspapers are fake except for the date. How can the

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Dear technical support: I am in urgent need of your help. My recent "girlfriend" 7.0" Upgrade to "wife" 1.0" , Found this newProgramAccidentally started the child production program, and occupied a lot of space and precious

Asia Pacific: > > Only in China can we know that it is a good thing. > > It's very polite to know if you don't recognize your account when you arrive in Japan. > > Only in South Korea can I know that Asian Football makes God crazy. > > When I

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1. What is the cost of raising a dog and a man?Brute force reply: Big Brother, even if you can treat a man as a dog, do you dare to treat a dog as a man? 2. Abnormal landlord: Do you want Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi?Brute force reply: neither a rooster

Some time ago, ghost posted a "Fun magnifier Effect". After reading it today, I found that there are still simple ways to achieve it, that is, using internal and external patch adjustments. If you are interested, consider it. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

See the following code:Copy codeThe Code is as follows:Var a = function (t) {return t ;}(1 + 2). toString ();Alert (); What is the result?In fact, the main problem is that there is no semicolon behind the first line, so it is actually var a =