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you go to sleep and automatically close it when you fall asleep. No longer need to sleep with the idea to disconnect. So I'm going to make an elastic switch that must be pressed to turn on, release and close. The body relaxes after falling asleep and automatically disconnects. After some improvement, the switch was made extremely concealed: the two wires were stuffed into a sock, the inside stuffed with cotton and so on elastic things. The normal line is separate, but gently downward pressure

This article has borrowed multiple dynamic graphs to show the real life of programmers/developers in a humorous way. The original version of the article was Spanish, which was translated into English by Alex Soto and then turned into a Chinese version by Bole online. (For more IT-related fun, check out the "Funny Comics" category of the Bole Online blog.) ） when uploading things to your work environment: not saved, when the IDE is closed: three o'cl

Description A sequence S1 S2 s3... SN if the new sequence S1-1 S2 S3 is satisfied... the Sn + 1 can get the old sequence through the rotation operation (not the flip), so this sequence is called the funny sequence. For example, 1 2 1 2 2 is the funny sequence, and 1 2 1 2 is notInput Given a number N, it indicates the sequence length. A k represents the sum of the numbers in the sequence. Gcd (n, k) = 1 (th

Funny test of dual table C:/> sqlplus "/As sysdba" SQL * Plus: Release 9.0.1.0.1-production on Thu Aug 8 09:20:57 2002 (C) Copyright 2001 Oracle Corporation. All rights reserved. Connected:Oracle9i Enterprise Edition Release 9.0.1.1.1-ProductionWith the partitioning OptionJserver release 9.0.1.1.1-Production SQL> select count (*) from dual; Count (*)----------1 SQL> select * from dual; D-X SQL> insert into dual values ('y '); 1 row created. SQL> commi

Niu B broke up, so far (funny) If there is reprint, please indicate the source: http://www.cnblogs.com/flydoos/archive/2011/08/21/2147650.html Niu B broke up, so far (funny) Female: Hello, what are you doing? - Male: I'm going to buy something! -Female: Let me tell you something. -Male: Where is it? -Female: Park! -The female went to the park. After waiting for a long time, the male finally ap

I would like to give you a detailed analysis of the photoshop software and share with you the tutorials on creating two super funny emoticons.Tutorial sharing:First, open your own pssoftware. Any version is supported. The cc version is used here.Then open the prepared image. (The violent expression can be searched on Baidu, and the real person's photo will be taken by himself. Here, we will use the gold director as a demonstration)Here, I will rep

Funny free horse theorem time limit: 1 sec memory limit: 128 MB Submit: 190 solved: 93 [Submit] [Status] [web board] Description Ferma's theorem: WHEN n> 2, there is no positive integer solution for the Indefinite Equation an + BN = cn. For example, A3 + B3 = C3 has no positive integer solution. For an active atmosphere, let's make a funny version: change the equation to A3 + B3 = C3, so there is a solution

A Funny Game Time Limit: 1000MS Memory Limit: 65536K Total submissions: 5099 accepted: 3180 Description Alice and Bob decide to play a funny game. At the beginning of the game they pick N (1 Figure 1Note: for n > 3, we use C1, c2, ..., cn to denote the coins clockwise and if Alice remove C2, then C1 and C3 a Re not adjacent! (because there is a empty pla

(Click the public number above for a quick follow-up) "Funny Background": Recently there is a brain test in the circle of friends is very hot, only need to answer some set of questions, you will appear in your left and right brain two age test results, in the end this test is reliable. But a programmer studied the code of the program and found that the test results were random and random. ↓↓↓ So there are programmers who spit groove, "My

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One minute to learn JavaMail (false) _ manual funny, one minute to learn javamail Because the company's internal office system (OA) needs to add a mail sending function, so I learned this feeling more unpopular JavaMail 1. Successful first: 2. Preparations: Although Java Mail is officially written, it is not integrated into jkd, so you need to write your own jar package First go to the official website to download, or go to the CSDN (http://downloa

Php funny Avatar puzzles When studying the GD library of php, I found a piece of code written by others. Here I hope to increase everyone's enthusiasm for php. This code mosaic the person's profile picture, which looks interesting. Function pixelfuck ($ url, $ chars = 'ewk34543 § G § $ Tg34g4g ', $ shrpns = 1, $ size = 4, $ weight = 2) {list ($ w, $ h, $ type) = getimagesize ($ url); $ resource = imagecreatefromstring (file_get_contents ($ url )

I have collected many programming quotations, which are basically related to the programmer's life. These quotations cover software development, code maintenance, debugging and error correction, software bugs, system design, documentation, code quality, testing, and software development team management. Although the 59 quotations below are funny, they are extremely real. Only programmers can understand the true meaning of these programming statements.

In the past few days, SINA/SOHU/163 has been connected to CSRF .. CSRF is not valued in China. Why is it funny? Because the form of the link is protected by CSRF, it is actually... You can modify the mailbox settings and use the GET method. Therefore, the attacker can directly send an email to the recipient, and the recipient will immediately win the bid as soon as he sees the email. In my demo, all user emails are forwarded to a specified email addr

cases to draw conclusions.Depending on the condition, the possible occurrence of the position I (i>0) is: Assuming that I-bit is known Number of previous I-bit occurrences(The other has not appeared before the first digit) 0 Because the first bit is 2, so there must be 2. 0,1 A[i] 2 A[I+1] = A[i] B[i] 0,2 B[I+1] = B[i]+b[i]+a[i] C[i]

DescriptionThere is n+1 rows and m+1 columns fence with n*m grids on the grassland. Each of the grids has a sheep. In order to let the sheep together, we need to dismantle the fence. Every time you can remove a row or a column of fences. What's the least number of times to reach the goal?InputThere is multiple test cases.The first line of all case contains, integers N and M. (1≤n,m≤1000)Outputfor each case, the output of the answer in a line.Sample Input1 22 2Sample Output12The main topic: a n*m

This time I did not do it, see a lot of people including seniors code to understand, I feel the best method or the following one, the mark with whom the beginning is not good, I feel a bit difficult to understand, if you do not understand the example of the group on the paper will be more clear#include #include#includeusing namespacestd;#defineLL Long LongLL a[500001];BOOLflag[500001];intMain () {intT,n,i,total,id=1; LL sum; scanf ("%d",t); while(t--) {scanf ("%d",N); memset (Flag,0,sizeof(f

money. If left-leaning (i.e. Abe Heavy, CDI light). The first time it was called, Abcd>efgh. So the counterfeit money in AB, and the counterfeit currency heavy; A and I weigh once, xxiv B is counterfeit money, if a heavy, then a is counterfeit money. If the right (ie, Abe Light, CDI Heavy). The first time it was called, Abcd>efgh. So the counterfeit money is in CD, and the counterfeit currency is heavy; C and I weigh once again, XXIV D i

Problem Descriptionalex have invented a new game for fun. There isNIntegers at a board and he performs the following moves repeatedly:1. He chooses three numbersa,bandCWritten at the board and erases them.2. He chooses the numbers from the triplea,bandCand calculates their greatest common divisor, getting the numberD(DMaybegcd(a,b) ,gcd(a,c) Orgcd(b,c) ).3. He writes the numberD to the board.It can be seen this after performing the move n−2 times, there'll be is only a numbers Wit

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