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I found that I like to play with children, and I like the innocence of children. I always have a good time. I don't know what to do next if I live like a child every day, even if someone else is waiting for me to finish my work, and I am like an

Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" Son: "I will choose my own bride! " Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter ." Son: "Well, in that case... OK" Next-father approaches Bill Gates.Father: "I have a husband for your

1. Force me again, and then force me to pretend it to you! 2. Not only do I have a car, but I still do it myself! 3. If you like it, I will buy it for you, and (after realizing the anger of the other party). No, it's "brother, I'll buy it for you !"

Lebai's condom: Do you have a condom today?Sun God condom: when the sun rises! We love it forever!Coca-Cola condom: come on, come on gives me a feeling.Carved condom: condom. I have been using carved and transparent covers. I also use carved

1. A large group of little fairies rushed into the cave and shouted, "king! King! We finally caught Tang Miao !" The old fairy was woken up from his sleep, glared up and said, "Let's go back ." The Goblin asked strangely why. The old fairy said:

  5. Drowning From the fragrance, I went straight to the extended mountains. One of the famous mountains in the Central Plains. Several towns are gathered below the foot of the hill, and the most prosperous is the shuiyuan city. The so-called water

You should be a bully! Anyway, you have to spend the whole day with me on the monthly number of this year. I will pay back all the time that I usually owe me, and I will say to you, "Happy Valentine's Day! Before you met, the world was a waste of

Lebai's condom: Do you have a condom today?Sun God condom: when the sun rises! We love it forever!Coca-Cola condom: come on, come on gives me a feeling.Carved condom: condom. I have been using carved and transparent covers. I also use carved

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Is optimization really difficult? Or it's easy to do the cheating, Or not SEO does not matter, Optimized for the night and night. Is it really dangerous to do harm? or normal optimization is the most reliable, or the PR value is relatively

On the Internet to see more characters exaggerated comics, hand-painted is not very powerful, but also want to make effect, it is tangled ... The following tutorial will help you solve this problem, see the PS liquefaction function of the powerful

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In the study of the PHP GD Library, found a section of the code written by others, here to hope to increase everyone's enthusiasm for PHP. This code is a mosaic of the character's avatar and looks interesting.function Pixelfuck ($url, $chars = ' ewk3

First company Boss: Rabbit, are you busy at work today? Rabbit: Not busy. After work, the boss said to the hare: You needn't come tomorrow. Rabbit Rabbit: Why? Boss: Because you can't be a company officer, that's why we're not busy. Second

Original: Final effect: 1, first open the need to do the effect of the characters, Ctrl + J copy a new layer. Pull the characters out of the pen tool, as shown in the figure. 2, click menu: Filter >

Original Final effect 2, then the men's layer of opacity to adjust the size of the 50%,ctrl+t, and beautiful facial features symmetry. 3, CTRL + Men to create a

The effect is as follows the general material can not be asked for the original is to find two handsome men to make a hostile feeling Bart, we'll wait a few more years and they'll grow up. First make use of it, once accepted this setting, take a

Have you ever seen a train on the Linux command line? What about the cat and the mouse? Editing the Linux command line is not always a serious matter. You can totally entertain yourself with it. Let's talk about the nature of the Linux command line.

1,sl/ls When you type this command, the view is not a uniform, prosaic interface, but a lovely steam locomotive to you Pentium ...But before you hit the following command, just install the package. $sudo Apt-get Install SL $slOr$LS Of course, this

A recent error has been made: Defines the type of the unsigned double when defining the variable type. Since the compilation was able to pass, there was no way to find out what was going on with this writing. Today, a random test found that the