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Topic Link: Click to open the linkTest instructions: N number of numbers 1-n around a ring, two people take turns, each time can only take the adjacent two or only one, can not take the loser.Consider such a problem, if it is not a ring but a line, that is, from the 1-n into a row, so that the initiator just take the middle of the two or a composition of the number of equal (left and right symmetry), then the initiator can be invincible (simply speaking, regardless of which side the opponent tak

Husband's cousin and his wife Quarrel, mother-in-law to husband to persuade.My husband asked me for help, I said I did not know the situation, helpless.Husband's guidance: "If we quarrel, you want to receive your brother sent you what kind of text message?" ”Retro it I pretended to pretend to think like, said: "Elder sister, I am with how long knife come over?" ”Reprint: http://www.idouya.xin/html/9-12/12852.htmHusband and wife Jokes _ Funny Net _ eld

Yang Lan's interview with Mu zimei is the last funny sentence :) Yang: an article in a weekly magazineArticleYou said, "to interview me, you must first go to bed with me; how long can you stay in bed, and how long can I give you an interview ". Is that true? Mu zimei: It wasn't what I said to him (the reporter). I wrote it on my blog as early as August. It was a joke on text messages with an inner, later, I wrote it into the network diary. Of cour

Second poem(1) Bear Success, fail, fail... Dogs and bears fall into water traps; Brown hair, green, The bear's paw dials clear waves. Appreciation: This poem uses concise and refined words to describe the situation where a Bear falls into the water ditch. The first sentence of the poem describes the sound of a bear with a series of anthropomorphic words, which creates a suspense that allows the audience to continue reading; the second sentence of the poem describes the suspense of the firs

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Super funny reply Original post address: http://topic.csdn.net/u/20090226/11/db540e1b-4a5c-4e99-950a-068a95849d91.html 1. What is the cost of raising a dog and a man?Brute force reply: Big Brother, even if you can treat a man as a dog, do you dare to treat a dog as a man? 2. Abnormal landlord: Do you want Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi?Brute force reply: neither a rooster nor a pheasant is selected. 3. Abnormal landlord: Through the Hainan mineral

Funny ratio sleep Sorting Algorithm Sleep sorting means that the sorting elements are used as the sleep time of the thread, and will be output after sleep ~ The larger the element, the later the waking up, the later the output, and then the sorting is not completed? Package com. lean; the larger the value of the element in the public class SleepSort {/** array, the longer the sleep time. When sleep is short, * sort is output first. The actual m

Android Pictures capture character portraits (like funny photos ),Requirements Captures the resource map based on the given header template. Supports drag, zoom, and drag rotation for the background image. Analysis Defines the cut float layer to implement the operation view of the background resource map.Implementation Draw cut float Layer /*** Initialize the painting pen */private void initRectPaint () {mFloatPaint = new Paint (); mFloatPaint. set

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linux command line funny No Limit1. Linux"SL"command Line although"SL"Represents the"steam engine Head", but it is used to remind the command line that"ls"Hit the"SL". Let's see what happens when we run this command in the system. First, when we install it, we want to set it to not appear with standard Linux. With"Apt-get"It is easy to complete the installation. sudo apt-GetInstall SL Most of the installation requires sudo privileges. When the install

Hundred years to repair the foot click this articleWelcome to the "C Language Foundation" topic, today we relax a day, do not learn knowledge, see the World of Strange C language code, you have seen those?1. About the random numberThis random number has a little meaning.2. True and False, False also trueIs this Zen in the Buddha?3. You're afraid of cat fans.Please get this cat out of here!4.c/c++ code can be inserted in a line of English letters without affecting the programI have a public numbe

relatively indeterminate data structures, which frees up the coupling between the structure and the operation of the structure so that the set of operations can evolve relatively freely. The visitor pattern makes it easy to add new operations, which is to add a new visitor class. The visitor pattern concentrates the behavior on a visitor object, rather than spreading it across a node class. When you use the visitor pattern, you put as much of the object-browsing logic in the visitor class as po

Santa Claus material tick, here I think Santa Claus more funny point, make a big body small, then placed in the wall behind. 7, to do this step, I thought of the gourd doll, so he added a small leaf in the back of the head, and then to his hand and beard position add shadow part. 8, in view of Santa's clothing is too heavy color, give him to fill the color. 9, Santa Claus after the settlement, to

Posted these days learning hook get out of a pretty funny statistic the small program of the mouse moving distance and the number of keystrokes References: Hooks can monitor various event messages in the system or process, intercept messages destined for the target window, and process them. In this way, we can install a custom hook in the system, monitor the occurrence of specific events in the system, complete specific functions, such as the intercep

What's the difference between Internet Explorer, Firefox, Google Chrome, Opera and Safari, and here are a few funny cartoons that might explain ... Internet Explorer: It's no use, and occasionally it really comes in handy ... Firefox: Frankly it's all about it, but those stupid plug-ins are going to make it useless. Safari: Very efficient, but those who use Safari are always exaggerating their quality. Chrome: It's a "quick" word. Opera

PS How to make the figure of the head of funny Big head comic effect Original Final effect 1, with a rectangular selection tool box to the head, down to flatten a little, so that some of the characters will be more obvious, unless some face thin and long people, to both sides squeezed flat. 2, very key, with the great liquefaction tools to highlight the characteristics of the characters, we do this most important is to learn to observe the

"CF 731E" Funny Game (DP) Main topic:n number of words in a row, two people to play games.The rule of the game is that each time you can select more than 2 numbers from the leftmost merge, the score is the number of selected and the new number generated after the merge is the selected number.Until there's a number left, the game is over. Two people want to be with each other's final score difference is as large as possible, ask how much the difference

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