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1. Dial 800-820-3800 User: Hello, is this Microsoft?Microsoft: Yes. What do you do?User: I saw your announcement a few days ago. Didn't you say you wanted a black screen? I have been waiting for a day. Why is it still black ....Microsoft: # % $ ^

Someone else showed it to me. I went here and smiled one by one :) No.: 30262 Location: Job Library Release date: 21:36:46 View all positions in the company    

First Company Boss: Rabbit, Are you busy today? Rabbit: not busy. The boss said to the rabbit after work: You don't need to come tomorrow. Rabbit: Why? Boss: you cannot be a company officer, so you will not be busy. What do you need from the company?

Why are hundreds of threads frequently disconnected, Why is the callback function delayed, Why have Mysql Data been hacked, Who did the serial nested loop case ?? What is behind the strange bug? What is the hidden content of the second empty

Fragment of the drama "The Cat's family", scenario 1: the nest of the krukey mountains, Narrator: like the Liverpool competition, it's just as anxious that krukhan is planning to find GF.Unlike most people, he does not believe that fate requires

The following is a flowchart of "Teach Yourself C ++ in 21 days". Please read it carefully. If necessary, you can view this book for reference: http://www.china-pub.com/27043 After reading the picture above, I was thinking that I have been studying

1. Several people from the snake, ant, spider, and scorpion play mahjong at home. After 8 laps, the smoke is exhausted. Vendors Who needs to buy cigarettes. The snake said, "I have no feet. I don't want to go. Let the ant financial go ." Ant said: "

Ling huchong entered Huashan when he was 14 years old, and lazy Shan was eight years old. Yue weiqun gave directions to the two during the day, and Ling Hu at night I told a story to tell her to fall asleep. Later, Yue Bu group received Lao de Nuo,

1. A person's life is like pulling a shit. Sometimes you have worked very hard to get a fart.2. When I was young, my family was very poor and I had no money to buy a bicycle. I had to go to school every day. When I was in junior high school, my

-No1: during the four years of college, I have always considered myself a talent, but I am wrong. I am not! I am a genius !!! NO2: On January 1, September 28, 1949, I was arrested. On the first day, the enemy tortured me and I did not do

Interviewer: Do you know what a class is? Candidate: I am really a hard-working person and don't know what it means Interviewer: Do you know what a pack is? Applicant: I don't need to take any bag or prepare for it. Interviewer: Do you know what

1. You have a face that only your mom will like, and you have become another one.ProgramStaff, no effort is enough! 2. The bestCodeWind, the line code is my hobby. What kind of error is reported at the foot of the program?AlgorithmIs the most

Before this, has been firmly used in the PX as a measure of the length of all, until today to get the "CSS disclosure", feel the discovery of the new world, a lot of the introduction of EM, a little dazzled, had to read the notes of the great God ...

Occasionally on the microblog to see a very hanging effect, is a user's comments issued by the symbol can be extended to other areas, you see BaiWant to achieve super simple, is to enter a special vulgar symbol, and no longer code input, just enter

Author: famous programmers never write comments. programs that are hard to write must be hard to read. Real Programmers do not write applications, and they start programming directly from the underlying bare metal. They think that application

From: http://computer.mblogger.cn/vcbear/posts/13163.aspx In the Tcl parking lot, bicycles are parked everywhere to help the train. Ut Gg queues at the door.It's full. The thick resume and proof of property are bundled with a bundle of ground with

    Readers hope to get the interesting little clock mentioned earlierProgramOriginal programCodeSo we can share with you here. Interesting little clock program is caused Program. CS , Clock. CS And Blog_demoform007.cs (This is a form)

Dual-stick C Language The smoke in the soft test room is full.ProgramEmployeeThe invigilator is divided into three years.Exercise CPU and single-chip microcomputer by the teacher who answers the questions in the morningHardware kung fu is best at

The number of recursive abbreviations is as follows: Recursive abbreviation is an abbreviation that recursively references itself in the full name. Because it is recursive, it cannot be accurately interpreted. The earliest example may be visa: Visa

If a friend encounters a problem on his computer, he generally prefers to contact me. I usually use Remote Assistance to solve the problem.Today, my friend called again,My friend said, "My computer has logged on to the Internet in normal mode! "Me: "