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[Funny] Ten most disgusting jokes I. When I was a child, I was not honest about eating. I was told by an old farmer to educate me: I had a hard time in Year 60 and had no food, second, a rich man was looking for a servant. The subject of the interview was to go to the toilet. The first few of them did not wash their hands, the rich sent them away with only one hand washed, so the rich left him. but one day, the rich man discovered that he had not wash

Funny Chinese Culture Xiong can say: It's like this, and all four of them are sold;The soldiers said to Qiu: "Brother, do you have to step on a mine? Why have you lost both legs?Wang said to the Emperor: What are the benefits of the Emperor? You see, his hair is white;I said to myself, "dear, I have been pregnant for so long, so I won't say anything;If you say to the naked man, it's better not to wear your clothes!Why should couples get divorced?The

Question link: http://acm.csu.edu.cn/OnlineJudge/problem.php? Id = 1337 Solution Report: although the range of X and Y is 10 ^ 8, if A is greater than 1000, A ^ 3 will be greater than 10 ^ 9, in this way, there is only one 10 * C + 3 on the right of the equal sign, which can only reach 10 ^ 9 orders of magnitude. Therefore, no matter how many X and Y are input, we only need to take the range from 1 to 1000, enumerate a and B, then C can get, and then judge whether the range of C is between x and

Windows XP systems installed with MS06-070 patches, If you upgrade Norton to the latest virus library, the Norton Antivirus Software isolates system files netapi32.dll and lsasrv. dll, causing system crashes. Because most of the Laptops and Desktops of foreign brands are pre-installed with Windows XP and Norton Antivirus software, these users are extremely vulnerable to this "mistaken kill" attack, so millions of computers in mainland China will be at risk of crash. This mistaken killIt only occ

I believe that many readers, like the author, once heard about the Atom server, reflected "funny". The server is not a personal computer, but is given the mission of high-performance computers, it is a computer system that provides services for other machines. It is really a bit out of the way to talk about it with a super processor dedicated to low power consumption and poor actual performance, but this is often the case, the use of lingzhu processor

. Private Gameobject creatawlobstacle (int curvindex, int pipeindex, float pipeoffset, float curveoffset) {Lis tThen we give the basic method of grid creation.public class meshbuilder{private Material _meshmaterial; public void intilized (Material mat) {_meshmaterial = Mat; } public Gameobject Createawlmeshobj (listpublic enum obscaleenum{ None, Awl, Cube, Cylinder}Back to the pipe. Awake method of response and some fields Private list _uvlist=new listA basic SB

Getting Started with Java I have finished learning, and I learned the basics of encapsulation, inheritance, polymorphism and abstraction then I have started to learn some key words, always feel that their progress is a bit slow, feel a bit stupid, also may be the first contact these things, get started here I looked at two times to understand. I looked at the static keyword in the morning. I know what it says, but I just feel like I can't tell. Maybe I'm not very good at these exchanges. I don't

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Last night I dreamt that I had entered a small outsourcing company in Japan. Because of the financial constraints, so the staff is two people sharing a computer. The notebook used is also a very old model of NEC. The installed system is the only command-line Linux system. In order to test the command, I entered "power off", which turned off all the computers in the office. The manager was very surprised and asked us who did it. I tried to get past it, and who knew he was picking up the log and f

type to use (default=Smart)-E Extra_vars,--extra-vars=Extra_vars set additional variables as key=value or yaml/JSON-F Forks,--forks=Forks Specify number of parallel processes to use (default=5) -H,--Help show this help message and exit-I INVENTORY,--inventory-file=INVENTORY Specify INVENTORY hostfile(Default=/etc/ansible/hosts)-L subset,--limit=subset Further limit selected hosts to an additional pattern--list-hosts outputs a list of matching hosts; does not execute anythingElse-M Module_name,

This article mainly introduces funny programmers: look at which Python programmer you are. not long ago, there was an interesting article on the Internet about the same problem, the Python code compiled by Python programmers at different levels shows different styles and the code is very simple. not long ago, an interesting article was published on the Internet, the Python code compiled by Python programmers of different levels on the same issue shows

Transferred from: http://howtodoinjava.com/2013/03/22/life-of-a-programmer-in-pictures-part-2/"When a big SQL query works on the first try""When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation or client demo""When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project""When a presentation was almost over and then suddenly the system crashes""When after a big update I test the new site with IE""When the customer wants to the change specification 2 days before pushing to production""When I am asked on somet

Topic Link: Click to open the linkTest instructions: N number of numbers 1-n around a ring, two people take turns, each time can only take the adjacent two or only one, can not take the loser.Consider such a problem, if it is not a ring but a line, that is, from the 1-n into a row, so that the initiator just take the middle of the two or a composition of the number of equal (left and right symmetry), then the initiator can be invincible (simply speaking, regardless of which side the opponent tak

Husband's cousin and his wife Quarrel, mother-in-law to husband to persuade.My husband asked me for help, I said I did not know the situation, helpless.Husband's guidance: "If we quarrel, you want to receive your brother sent you what kind of text message?" ”Retro it I pretended to pretend to think like, said: "Elder sister, I am with how long knife come over?" ”Reprint: http://www.idouya.xin/html/9-12/12852.htmHusband and wife Jokes _ Funny Net _ eld

Yang Lan's interview with Mu zimei is the last funny sentence :) Yang: an article in a weekly magazineArticleYou said, "to interview me, you must first go to bed with me; how long can you stay in bed, and how long can I give you an interview ". Is that true? Mu zimei: It wasn't what I said to him (the reporter). I wrote it on my blog as early as August. It was a joke on text messages with an inner, later, I wrote it into the network diary. Of cour

Second poem(1) Bear Success, fail, fail... Dogs and bears fall into water traps; Brown hair, green, The bear's paw dials clear waves. Appreciation: This poem uses concise and refined words to describe the situation where a Bear falls into the water ditch. The first sentence of the poem describes the sound of a bear with a series of anthropomorphic words, which creates a suspense that allows the audience to continue reading; the second sentence of the poem describes the suspense of the firs

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Super funny reply Original post address: http://topic.csdn.net/u/20090226/11/db540e1b-4a5c-4e99-950a-068a95849d91.html 1. What is the cost of raising a dog and a man?Brute force reply: Big Brother, even if you can treat a man as a dog, do you dare to treat a dog as a man? 2. Abnormal landlord: Do you want Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi?Brute force reply: neither a rooster nor a pheasant is selected. 3. Abnormal landlord: Through the Hainan mineral

Funny ratio sleep Sorting Algorithm Sleep sorting means that the sorting elements are used as the sleep time of the thread, and will be output after sleep ~ The larger the element, the later the waking up, the later the output, and then the sorting is not completed? Package com. lean; the larger the value of the element in the public class SleepSort {/** array, the longer the sleep time. When sleep is short, * sort is output first. The actual m

Android Pictures capture character portraits (like funny photos ),Requirements Captures the resource map based on the given header template. Supports drag, zoom, and drag rotation for the background image. Analysis Defines the cut float layer to implement the operation view of the background resource map.Implementation Draw cut float Layer /*** Initialize the painting pen */private void initRectPaint () {mFloatPaint = new Paint (); mFloatPaint. set