naughty humor

Reprinted from: http://www.oschina.net/question/30362_4046     Bicycle OneProgramThe clerk rode a very beautiful bicycle to the company, and another programmer saw him and asked, "Where did you get such a beautiful car ?" The programmer

Super black humor:A Chinese happy day! Wake up in the morning, brush your teeth with Tian Qi toothpaste with digan alcohol exceeding the standard, wash your face with smelly blue-green algae, and give your son a bottle of Sanlu milk powder

1. Client: an IT manager enters a noodle shop and says, "Do you need a client ?" The boss said: "generally, the client is needed only when you are busy ." 2. Cloud computing: When a Chinese overseas student went to the United States to work as a

Mktime (hour, minute, second, month, day, year, is_dst) is the syntax of mktime. It is not difficult to write a timestamp code at a glance! The following code is a timestamp provided by most people on the Internet. At first glance, it can only be

Kevin Mittnick, a legendary American hacker, recently published an article on its blog saying: "Do not attack the mainland website!" And to explain the reason with personal experience--　Kevin Mittnick in early February this year by installing a

The following code is the online most people give the time stamp reality, this one see can only say is to get the current date, but not a time stamp, do not have more explanation! Copy Code code as follows: $now = Mktime (0,0,0,date ("

Speaking of today's topic, in fact, very interesting, but also very soul-stirring, things happen in this Friday (2013.4.12) off work, in fact, I never thought of this situation, also did not think of the outcome of things. Often read nine uncles

. Chris is impressed by the refreshing appearance and standard American boys. They are smart, cute, and interesting. Colin, the child of Ireland, depicts colin as a wealthy, kingfa flirt, a wise, professional person during the day, night is a charming playboy. Cosmo Greek, meaning "Universe" or "orderly 』. This name is common to Scotland. Daniel (Hebrew) "God is our decision maker". daniel is described as a handsome and strong American boy scouts who are brave, friendly, trustworthy, well-educat

knows that sweet words are cool, girls love to hear them. Don't worry about it. I know it is false, but I also want to talk about it. 10. Female is proud of herself. So we should always praise them. Even if they are ugly like Zhao Benshan, we should also say that she looks like a fairy. They may not believe it, but they must be very happy. 11. Learn to do romantic things. Remember, any girl will love romance, even if she is very serious at ordinary times. I lit my heart with a candle in my ex-g

a strong and handsome man. He is not a smart, sensitive, and secure man. He is brave and extroverted and often provoked a bunch of troubles. 　　 David (Hebrew) love means. People describe David as a strong, handsome, and smart man with kindness, humor, and independence. 　　 Denny The name Denny is short for all names starting with den, which makes people chat about the laughter in the classroom-young boys who love to be friendly and humorous, but their

such qualities are usually women's favorites. They know how to open the door for women by car and put a coat on women when eating,Tenth. Have a sense of humor: such a man loves life very much. He is good at discovering the beauty of life and cherishing his/her blessings and gratitude. No matter what test they encounter in their life or career, they can face it with great optimism. Life is full of sunshine!Bytes ---------------------------------------

-minute class. What's more, it is a student? I believe that teachers and friends have all learned student psychology. This simple principle should be clearer than me. Every 45 minutes, you want and want all the students to sit down and listen to your lectures with respect. If you have occasional humor, you can make the students smile with ease. Otherwise, just like the vast majority of teachers, you are so arrogant that you can't afford a class! Recal

. Chris is impressed by the refreshing appearance and standard American boys. They are smart, cute, and interesting.Colin(Galec, Ireland) "children", similar to the niclas, which depicts Colin as a wealthy, kingfa flirt, a wise, professional person during the day, night is a charming playboy.CosmoGreek, meaning "Universe" or "orderly 』. This name is common in Scotland.Daniel(Hebrew) "God is our decision maker". Daniel is described as a handsome and strong American boy scouts who are brave, frien

Do not run the text ~, Text running ~ To make the webpage layout regular, we often need to control the length and height of text paragraphs. When we draw a DIV box for these words with full confidence, we find that these words are far more naughty than we think. Naughty text. Naughty text. Naughty text.

with the right Linux interest, I came to the brothers even! To learn this has been more than a month, it is time to write something to record in the brother Lian's drip. After so many years of learning, I feel that the process of learning is boring, this problem should be difficult to avoid! Maybe even in the subconscious of all of us feel that learning is supposed to be like this ah, in fact, this is wrong!! Super elder brother can use vivid image of life examples to help you understand the bo

With interest in Linux, I came to Brother Lian! To learn this has been more than a month, it is time to write something to record in the brother Lian's drip.After so many years of learning, I feel that the process of learning is boring, this problem should be difficult to avoid! Maybe even in the subconscious of all of us feel that learning is supposed to be like this ah, in fact, this is wrong!! Super elder brother can use vivid image of life examples to help you understand the boring theory, h

A Trojan is a remote-controlled virus program that is highly concealed and harmful. It can control you or monitor you without knowing it. Some people say that, since the trojan is so powerful, I can leave it far! However, this trojan is really "naughty". No matter whether you are welcome or not, as long as it is happy, it will try to come to your "home! Oh, that's enough. Hurry up and check if there are any Trojans in your system. Maybe you may be mak

you walk into the tennis court and don't want to practice the ball. Active conversations with people at a banquet with strangers are one of the ways to get more friends. In entertainment, we can refer to the term "study the performance of socializing ." Only by finding a way to meet more people and make these people friends is the true reward policy of life. You will say, "I don't want to show off on social networking. I am just down-to-earth and doing my own thing. What do I need to know too m

lead our family on this journey. When I was young, I thought that life should turn around me: How can I develop my own business in this world and get what I want. Later, the two of you entered my world, and all kinds of curiosity, naughty, and smiling may fill my heart and light up my days. Suddenly, the great plan I wrote for myself was no longer that important. I soon discovered that the happiness I see in your life is the greatest happiness in my

engineer in Canada-AikoA Canadian engineer, Munetoshi, uses the latest technology to create his dream perfect woman---robot girlfriend "Aiko". It is reported that this robot girlfriend as long as a slight modification, can become sexual partners.5, the Japanese Kokoro company developed simulation robot--Miss MuMiss Mu is a simulation robot developed by Kokoro, a famous Japanese robotics institute. The appearance of Miss Wood in 2008, looks like half-breed will be